The Elderly Man was quite surprised by the offer Connor @gamer5910 suggested. "Junk? Junk? You cannot see the value of these items? Even though I never wanted your lasers,power-gloves and other dohickeys doesn't mean I'm not going to defend my items value. What I am offering is a good throw farther up on the value scale;these WEIGHTED CONES OF LACTOSE +10 alone could bring down this tin can! And my blood is vampire proof! I killed Dracula with a DIRTY NEEDLE with my blood on it!"
Polished Brass Doorknobs of You Know Who:4/5
Sur'golarhtur'naug's Desire to review The Elderly Man's abode:0/10
The Old Man decides it is time that there needs to be a proper enclosement for keeping his trinkets away from the grasp of the hotheaded young man with the power to slay Cthulhu. He proposes a trade with Connor @gamer5910. "Excuse me Sir,but mayhaps you would be willing to give me that wreckage over there. For in return I will give you these WEIGHTED CONES OF LACTOSE +10 and a BLOODIED CANDLE HOLDER if I can persuade our adversary to give me them back. What say you?"
Polished Brass Doorknobs of You Know Who:3/5
The Old Man begins to clean up the crater his barrel made from his impact and sets aside the newly summoned candle holders. Sur'golarhtur'naug is pleased by the presence of the candle holders through they are far below the calibre of fanciness it would be willing to see with its own sensory pincers.
Candle holders:3/3
Brass doorknobs of you know who:2/5
Zer0 is out of it now, Slade just mashed him. The Bee shield is good for dispersed damage resistance, but the way Slade went at it Zer0 just got pwned.