Cpt Toellner said
Building up Neo-Shinto again?I'm kinda determined to play the wild-man and occasionally harass you.Food-store raids, burning wooden effigies outside your gates, releasing farm-animals.-Good times.I officially crossed my first sea (the theme song from Uncharted started playing on shuffle as soon as I got on the boat, which was awesome). I entered into a river and made my way down until some unfortunate turning mishaps forced me to land. Found a lava pool and made camp in the valley, this fucking skeleton chased me around and fell in a spot near the lava pool where he is safe but I can't really reach right now. He's playing fuck-fuck games with me right now, taking pot-shots every-time I pass by.This sucks playing without a mouse, I'll have to step on tonight when I'm at home.
I ruthlessly slaughter savages that attempt to thwart my attempt at colonization.
That, or I'll try to introduce you to the Lord Savior, Jesus Christ, and integrate your own religion into mine so that way you convert more easily.
Then rape and pillage everything you own, because that's what civilized people do.
In the Name of God.
Amen.