Giant

World in Revolution: 1861

I actually wonder what would happen if you made an order like "Make sure nobody joins the army" and rolled terribly. Would everyone join your army?

World in Revolution: 1861

Shit has officially hit the fan.

World in Revolution: 1861

Outcast said
Giant, you can expect your civil war to be wrapped up within the next update or so.

Hell yeah, son.

Thanks, Outcast!

2014 World Cup thread

Now I don't know who to root for. I'd root for either Brazil or Argentina but I've got loser's hatred for Brazil and Argentina is, y'know, Argentina. And Deustchland and the Netherlands... man, no dark horse in this race.

2014 World Cup thread

Sorry, Hank, rooting for the Ticos on this one. Pinto is the last Colombian standing, after all.

World in Revolution: 1861

Dedonus said
Does Schleswig-Holstein include the southern border of Denmark?

Yup.

World in Revolution: 1861

Colombian trash-talking. Hopefully nobody remembers it after the conflict.

World in Revolution: 1861

Grenadine Confederation
Statement by Bartolomé Calvo, Inspector General of Colombia after the publication of the Treaty of Constatinople

Trade is the blood and life of a modern nation that develops its territories, this is an undeniable fact. Any restriction to this fundamental ability of a nation to excercise its right to trade freely in an international stage is, above all, a gun pointed at the softest spot of its body: the nation's citizens. Or aren't the ones affected by a choking hold like this the ones who produce most of the grain? However, the Europeans of old, that speak so freely of justice and that have yet again,disrespected the American continent, calmly bring their boats to the blue waters of our Atlantic and Caribbean oceans.

As the United States speaks, in a righetous manner, this is nothing but the profeetering of few for the starvation of many, both in Europe and America for, allow me to remind the few who have chosen this in the Old, anachronic, rotten World of the East: you affect your own nation by restricting the riches and solidarity of the Americas. The forgiveness that we have treated you with, after ruthlessly being imposed your yoke for hundreds of years, is repaid with a clear example of your true intentions, akin to the monopolies you held over our goods, restricting our freedom.

"Stealing our lunch" says the United Kingdom; allow me to retort. Your lunch, the one your citizens so rightly deserve, has been restricted by yourselves by taking these measures against the right to trade freely held by the Union. I do not know what kind of diet the aristocratic, pompous classes of the Old World have taken to shine their crowns and look down at the American continent, priding themselves of being so slim but the European working man that depends on the cooperation of humanity can't afford such a regime of eating dirt thrown by the rulers, harboring in the safety of their castles."

World in Revolution: 1861

Santander, Colombia. Home of the first Colombian rebellion and the only state in Colombia that has bloody ANTS as traditional food.

2014 World Cup thread

Oh, fuck, Neymar is out of the WC.

Sorry, sorry, sorry Brazil. I wish nothing bad to your players...

Man, fuck.