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Her lips up top should look like her lips down bottom.
K-97 said
I can only ever pick up women if I am on Nootropics (i.e. high).
But nootropics (racetams) don't get you high tho, they just increase permeability of neural brain cell membranes. Supposedly. There's very little actual legitimate science that shows how they work or if they work.
Drink OJ aftarwords
#4 will probably only apply to people born outside the U.S.
Europeans, you DO celebrate Valentine's Day...right?
Europeans, you DO celebrate Valentine's Day...right?
Renaldo and his party were let through the Kulseruck gate. The guards looked upon with curiosity and suspicion at the entirety of the party, but much of the suspicion was directed at the ogre. During the trek to the city, they traversed a rugged mountain-range and proceeded to introduce themselves; the climb upwards was not too perilous for these experienced men (and one female) and the journey downwards was even easier.
"Name's Renaldo Ysattara," his posture was straight as a lance except for the mace holstered on his back. "I'll be your Cleric, but not your babysitter, for the duration of this mission."
"I believe there are some very anxious people in your church whom we would be delighted to speak to.” Sisera beckoned.
"The old gods of Rheinfeld will safeguard over them for in this time of need. Every moment we wait, is a moment lost towards negotiation. Take us there, at once, good sir." Renaldo added cautiously, knowing there are many out there who did not view the ancient deities as still-functioning. They followed Sisera past the wooden gate and towards the outskirts of Kulseruck, where upon Renaldo saw a church steeple in the distance.
His hood hung onto his head precariously in the soft breeze and every so often, Renaldo pulled it downwards to conceal the horns protruding from his temple. Largely anxious to get the mission started, he pondered the circumstances that led up to him joining the Queen's Blades. It had been some time since Renaldo washed ashore near Rheinfeld and since then, he had been on a personal quest to uncover what demonic artifice plagued his physical & spiritual body. Renaldo grew more irrepressible by the day and was reluctant to share this with even the Queen's Blades. He fret not at this most grievous of "curses" enacted upon his soul, for he found some degree of solace in dusty tomes and the arcane; in them, solutions to questions Renaldo had not yet thought to ask. If assisting this decrepit-looking Sisera would somehow unite the Kingdom of Rheinfeld, Renaldo would not shirk his duty lightly. Peering into such mystical mysteries may provide answers to unification of the region which are beyond the grasp of politicians. Laying his eyes upon the derelict cathedral and small city, he felt the sense of urgency and sympathy. Renaldo wished for nothing more in this moment than to see it restored to its rightful glory, for the humans should not live as do the exiled gods - in divine squalor.
Renaldo's next action was clear, he would survey the surroundings and attempt to garner sympathy for the Queen's Blades mission by conversing with the locals. It seemed that the wary and reluctant-to-engage peasants were already aware of their presence.
Renaldo muttered to himself ("What exactly are these people scared of? There must be reason for this anti-social sentiment.")
"It would not be wise for us to delay negotiations much longer. May I recommend that one of us assists and protects Sisera within the church, right now? The Sisera MUST remain safeguarded at all costs!" he posed the query to the other members.
"It would not be in our favor to miss out on the crucial preliminary stages of this cease fire... I shall attempt to gather intel. Anyone interested in such a course of action should head into this run-down town with me, but tread lightly. Who among us shall is most suited to protect the Queen's brother?" Crossing his arms, Renaldo surveyed the men among him - Lothar Wolff stuck out immediately. Renaldo knew the man was a native to Rheinfeld and he did not doubt his loyalties. Both REnaldo and Lotar had ties to the Papacy, but the Wolff house had fallen out of favor with the Pope in recent decades. He sure as hell wouldn't be the first to suggest Lothar's name.
The air in this locale was stagnant and the longer they stood waiting around, the more conspicuous they would appear.
And I'm low on Preparation H & ginger root.
VD is not something you can get rid of easily (trust me, I know) so we just have to deal with it. But fret not ye forevirgins, Mama Griever will get you through this overly commercialized holiday. And if you follow my advice, you might not even spend Valentine's Day alone this year.
1.) Smoke cigarettes, you'll be skinnier for whoever is going to be carving your name into their wrists.
2.) *TWIRL* but try not to make a mess. If you're adopted or Hispanic, this isn't recommended.
3.) Be a standoffish little coquette if you're a girl. Guys love a good, mean-spirited, bitch who looks like she enjoys getting her hair pulled.
3.5) Grovel lots if you're a guy, women want a man who isn't submissive to anyone except them. Also roses are for creepy Italian men, get her a cactus instead to represent your thorniness for her/him and the thorny nature of love. (Hopefully they will get the message and this will inspire them to shave, so you won't feel like you're humping a cactus.)
4.) Adult Circumcision is usually covered by insurance. It's never too late to throw a Bris!
5.) Don't bother buying chocolate for someone else, just wait until someone buys it for YOU. And besides, chocolate makes you fat, and nobody wants to date a fat person. Why would you make your spouse/partner/bf/gf fat? You wouldn't.
6.) Don't date underage people/minors. Just don't.
7.) Honesty is not the best policy in the real world. But it IS the best policy in relationships.
8.) Valentine's Day is still not over. Go pick up a hitchhiker or a hobo or bar wench if you must, just don't spend today alone! (or you failed)
9.) Have a Happy Valentine's Day and realize that it's an overly-commercialized holiday that, at the end of the day, is inconsequential. There's always next year.
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VD is not something you can get rid of easily (trust me, I know) so we just have to deal with it. But fret not ye forevirgins, Mama Griever will get you through this overly commercialized holiday. And if you follow my advice, you might not even spend Valentine's Day alone this year.
1.) Smoke cigarettes, you'll be skinnier for whoever is going to be carving your name into their wrists.
2.) *TWIRL* but try not to make a mess. If you're adopted or Hispanic, this isn't recommended.
3.) Be a standoffish little coquette if you're a girl. Guys love a good, mean-spirited, bitch who looks like she enjoys getting her hair pulled.
3.5) Grovel lots if you're a guy, women want a man who isn't submissive to anyone except them. Also roses are for creepy Italian men, get her a cactus instead to represent your thorniness for her/him and the thorny nature of love. (Hopefully they will get the message and this will inspire them to shave, so you won't feel like you're humping a cactus.)
4.) Adult Circumcision is usually covered by insurance. It's never too late to throw a Bris!
5.) Don't bother buying chocolate for someone else, just wait until someone buys it for YOU. And besides, chocolate makes you fat, and nobody wants to date a fat person. Why would you make your spouse/partner/bf/gf fat? You wouldn't.
6.) Don't date underage people/minors. Just don't.
7.) Honesty is not the best policy in the real world. But it IS the best policy in relationships.
8.) Valentine's Day is still not over. Go pick up a hitchhiker or a hobo or bar wench if you must, just don't spend today alone! (or you failed)
9.) Have a Happy Valentine's Day and realize that it's an overly-commercialized holiday that, at the end of the day, is inconsequential. There's always next year.
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Depression is a made up illness invented by Liberals to extort money out of insurance companies.
Paper? Archaic technology lulz.
You might as well use papyrus scrolls.
You might as well use papyrus scrolls.
Brushed my teeth and had grapefruit today :D
One of my favorite Netflix flix
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