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On an unrelated note: I AM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS!!!!!
Ray: "If there are any objections," he activated his Inquisitorial electoo, "Talk to the hand." :P
Satisfied that everyone was fine, Rayvius picked up the data-slates he had copied the map data to and handed them out, along with the commbeads to those who didn't have any.

"Okay, everyone, listen up. We can't stay here for much longer; those guys know where we are and they're probably telling their friends. I've given you all maps of these islands. You'll notice there's a village on the western island, near the west coast. There's another, larger village on the north point of the north island, and there's a listening post near there too. There are two things we need. First, we need a way off these islands, and unless any of us are competent sailors, I doubt we'll get far on the raft we're building, though we could use it to get around the archipelago without running into any more surprises like we just faced. We could probably find some kind of craft, and hopefully people who know how to operate it in one of these two villages. The second thing we need is to get to the listening post. The post is hidden and is abandoned, so we probably use it as a base. I need to get there to reestablish contact with friendly forces, as well as my master, and we can't do either with the limited range on the vox-caster from the life-pod. I suggest we head there first, and then see about acquiring a ship. We'll take all the camping gear and all the rations we can carry." Ray produced a las-carbine from the pile of equipment. "If you don't have a better gun, take one of these. Take the vox-caster and the magnoculars, as well as all the extra ammo you can carry. We burn anything we can't bring with us so our enemies can't use them. Any objections?"
I am an artist.
Haiku poems are my paint.
I sound like Zer0.
I bet I'm in shock. I mean, I was ramming that door and I hardly felt a thing. I mean, I was throwing my whole weight into that sucker and I bet its going to be bruised and sore like a bitch tomorrow, but I don't feel a thing.

"Ray… your arm…"

"Huh? Oh...."

He stared at his grievous wound; a thin shard of orange plastic stuff was sticking three inches out of the back of his left forearm, and was probably just as deep. Yup, I'm in shock. "You know, I hardly feel this thing. Strange...." He flexed his arm a bit and then sucked air between his teeth in pain. "I take it back, this hurts like a mother." He looked for his torn shirt for a second before remembering it was in his hand. "Hey, can someone bandage this thing once I pull it out?"

Somewhere in the back of his mind, Ray remembered he forgot his jacket. That same part of his mind didn't care.
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
I wanted to share
This brief funny
With you all


Worst. Haiku. Ever.

I wanted to share
This item of amusement
With you. Also, Traps.


Fixed.
Hey, Aki, I hope you don't mind me moving us along and away from the SNAFUBAR consequences of several dozen counts of assault and petty theft. If you take issue with anything in my post, let me know and I'll change it.

Also, are the ship's cannons on a lower deck or on the main deck?
At the end of Kai's speech, a loud boom tore across the air as the wooden dock between Kai and the majority of the horde of irate pirates was torn asunder by the force of a twenty-four pound ball of steel. Silence reigned for a moment as the thunderclap of gunpowder ignition subsided from people's eardrums. A muffled curse could be heard in the silence followed by Ray shouting from the gun deck; his voice was pitched to carry through the air as he was taught in his voice lessons, so he sounded a bit pompous, which simply added to his air of authority.

"That was a warning shot, you ingrates! The next will turn you all to chum if you don't CLEAR OFF!" The mob began to flee back across the docks. In a much less pitched voice, Ray called, "Lets get this tub underway before these rats learn how to swim." As they cleared the bay, Ray came up deck. He eyed Kai and gave him nod. That is one man I am glad is not my enemy. That moment when we crossed blades, even though it was a ploy, I could tell he was an artist with the sword. If we were to ever truly fight, well... I would not look forward to it.

Ray turned to Nolan and the captain. "How is she?"
Fox of Spades said
Oh boy, this'll be entertaining. While Kai and Luro try to kill people Nolan will be all "No! No! We can talk things through. There's always a peaceful alternative!"


And then Ray blows up the dock and all the people on it. So much for non-violence.

Also, sorry for not posting yesterday, I was painting my house half the day and the other half I was too tired to do anything.
Sorry guys, I was painting my new house yesterday and when I got back, I was too pooped to post anything. I'll be making the plot progression post later today, I promise.
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