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Aomine said
"Ugh" Lance said spitting out his drink in disgust. "You have got to be the ugliest thing I've run into in my travels. Your mother must have been awfully disappointed when she gave birth to you. I'm guessing she never attended any of your parent teacher conferences or picked you up from school? I know I wouldn't want to claim anything as ugly as you.And that barbaric weapon, Tell me fool are you planning to cut my grass? or cut down some trees?" Lance stopped his insults in the middle with a startled look on his face. He looked back at the transformers and asked him "Perhaps you couldn't find any work? is that why you're trying to mug me? I know this place called Shanghai doesn't have many trees around. pffffft ahahahahahahahaha, isn't this pathetic? the fool probably lost his job and now he's trying to take my belongings? That's rich. Tell you what, since I'm feeling sorry about your desperate situation, I'll let you keep your life for today, but don't ever show your ugly face in front of me again"Using the eye of Balor Lance proceeds to seemingly vanish into thin air leaving no trace of himself behind


"Pfft Seriously moron? I can still fucking see you!" Sideways said.
Aomine said
Looking at the Motocycle he was filled with disgust. "Primitive machine. It doesn't even have a cup holder. It doesn't even look like it can fly. What kind of vehicle can't fly? all of these peasants strolling around on the ground like the trash they are. I don't even feel like walking anymore". Lance held up a cup in the air and out of thin air a hose appeared filling his cup. Extending his pinky he sipped from the cup." No class trash." He began to levitate holding his cup in his hand and drinking away. He took one last look at the vehicle before smirking and continuing on about his business.


Suddenly the Motorcycle changed shape into a giant robot in response to the insults.

"Who the fuck are you calling primitive you sugar saturated fleshsack?!" it shouted back while readying a weapon.

It was Sideways, Herald of Unicron and denizen of planet X. And he was not amused with this diabetic ass raining on his vacation.
Aomine said
"Where the hell is this place?" Lance asked himself while looking around after waking up in the middle of the crowded city "Captain,doesn't that wormhole look like a jawbreaker? we should check it out she says.It's fucking round, so it must be a Jawbreaker.The shittiest logic I have ever come across. Dumb bitch. When I get back she's going up for auction." Lance said shaking his fist in anger."Where the hell is the rest of the crew? why the hell am I the only one here?, ah it doesn't matter, I'll just have to have a look around". A bypasser bumps into Lance while he's monologing to himself. The stranger turns and shouts at Lance in a language unknown to him. Lance doesn't know why, but he feels insulted by what the man says even though he can't understand it.In that instant Lance believed the man, no, the people around him needed to be taught a lesson. The man who had walked on, almost 10 meters away was now wondering why everyone around him was so much taller. He looked down and realized he was missing his legs. Before the stranger could scream Lance had come up behind him."You little shit. You dare disrespect me? Do you know who I am? fools like you need to be taught a lesson in manners. Maybe some refreshment will sweeten you up." On the side of Lance appeared a hose. Lance covered the mans nose and as the man struggled for breath opening his mouth, Lance shoved the hose down his throat."How are you enjoying it? pretty sweet huh? you want more? I'll give you all you want" Lance shouted as he began to cackle. The mans face had began to turn blue, even so, Lance didn't stop. He turned the pressure on the hose up even higher. After a few second purple fluid began to leak from the mans ears,nose and eyes. "3.2.1 aaaand there" Lance said letting the man go as he fell to the ground dead. "That should be enough to last you through this life and the next. Now who else wants some?" The people around looked at the scene and continued about there daily lives as if it didn't happen.Lance was befuddled. Normally when someone was killed in front of others the people freaked out and ran scared. "I think I might like this place" he said with a smirk.


As Lance continued to walk he came across a parking space, there was a motorcycle with no owner in sight and keys still in the ignition.
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Still working on stats
TehChron said
Im sure he'll be fine working with a legit as fuck Archer :bmay



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Name:???
Class: Archer
Appearance:TBA
Biography:???
Noble Phantasm: ???
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Noble Phantasm rank: EX
noble Phantasm range: (Anti Unit, Anti-Army or Anti-Fortress)
Strength: A
Agility: A
Mana: B
Luck: C
Endurance: C
Unique skills: TBA


Name: Tara Frayer
Gender: Female
Age: 18
Height: 5’10”
Weight: 120 lbs

Special: nanotech infused human/Bimbo

Rank/Title: Prophet of Unicron


Bio: Tara Frayer comes from another universe, where she was infused with nanomachines at a young age, these nanomachines were thought to only help her, but as it turns out they can affect whatever mecha she is piloting via 2 properties. After nearly falling in battle to the EM she was transferred into working in the Transformers Multiverse.

After being mistaken for a Minion of Unicron by the Autobots during the Universe War Tara was left floating in space after being rendered inert from the fight.

There the Chaos God Unicron waited, while he saw absolutely no potential in her he had no qualms about using her for cannon fodder.

Battle after battle Tara was defeated until the Chaos god disappeared spontaneously. Left adrift she hopped universe to universe searching for him until she came across him in his downsized form.

Tiring of his constant defeats Unicron plucked his followers from the Multiverse and brainstormed. Tara suggested they should go to a realm outside of Primus's grasp.

Predictably the Heralds laughed at this proposal, but Unicron deemed the idea crazy enough it could work.

Because of this Unicron became convinced Tara had great vision and upgraded her to a prophet, rather then thinking this operation succeeded through dumb luck.

She is generally reckless, and does not follow orders as much as she should, but typically makes sure that everything works out in the end, she is good at hacking, but only into com links (can’t block signals only relay them)

Also she tends to drive everyone around her mad with her inanity, even Ramjet isn't immune.



Name: Virgo (Kasumi)

Type: Chinese Bootleg Ganmen (modded life-size Lazengann toy)

Dimensions: 30 meters

Weight: 200 metric tons

Stats:

Strength: 3(8 nano link)

Armor: 5 (8 nano link)

Firepower: 7 (3 nano link)

Performance: 9

Mobility: 8

Energy Output: 9 (varies in nano link)

Sensors: 1 (4 nano link)
Description:Tara was told a modified version of Lord Genome’s Lazengann stolen after simon defeated lord genome but in actuality her superiors were conned by a Korean merchant into buying the armor for 1000 won

Weapons: standard rifle, dual straight swords

Abilities: on it’s own it has various spiral power abilities, while Tara is piloting , it gains the nano link abilities Signature Moves: giga drill break, spiral shield, elemental engine

Nano link – she can take manual control of her mecha (ie robot mirrors her movements) giving her mech access to her nanotech powers

Elemental engine – the mecha gains the ability to absorb the elements (one at a time) and control whichever element it has absorbed
Theme

Pre Slam

Boringverse

San Francisco

In the ruins of the city a warp opened up in the fabric of space time, allowing a 30 meter tall mech to step through.

Its pilots name was Tara Frayer, the nanotech infused pilot, and now Herald of Unicron.

She approached the epicenter of the colony drop that devastated the city and began to glow with a primordial power.

Tara shot a bolt of energy at the wreckage and the remains of the SIM and its wayward pilot.

The pilot and machine combined and took the form of a bluish green robotic sloth.

Lux was astonished by this massive change but she quickly forgot as she noticed she was alive once more.

“Whoa, cool”

“Hi I’m Tara, welcome to the Heralds of Unicron!”

“I’m a herald of a Unicorn?”

“No silly Unicron, the Chaos bringer. Lord of the Dark Gods. Here this is the job description here, I have no idea how he wrote it but you know gods are and all. I’m still amazed at how I managed to become a prophet after that time I accidentally tore off some of Tigerhawk-oh I mean Razorclaw’s feather’s-” Tara continued to blather.

While she jabbered on her mech handed Lux a piece of notebook paper.

“Look she’s going to be on this for a while so I’ll just give it to you” Kasumi said

“Yes” Lux replied after reading.

“Okay Tara mission accomplished lets go.”

“But I didn't get to finish!”

“Tell it later”

The mech and the Sloth took to the skies.
Taking the servant spot
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