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Sideways went on the prowl to find new targets for his seemingly endless spree of trolling.

His sensors picked up the location of a police raid on a group of Local drug dealing ring affiliated with the international criminal organization called the Headhunters.

“Perfect” he said aloud as he began speeding to the shootout.

The officers were pinned down by Headhunter Stormtroopers and local drug traffickers.
The Stormtroopers were being led by a ranking headhunter called Gristle.
The Police Squads were too ill equipped to deal with the Headhunters equipment and it seemed like the raid would end up being botched.

“I’m on your side!” Rang a unseen voice
A purple motorcycle came crashing through the window and stopped in front of the dealers.

Before the Headhunters or their allies could even register the abnormality of the motorcycles lack of a rider they were hit with a sonic pulse that left them on their knees.

<What the hell? Who are you?>

<Hi I'm sideways and I'll be your Autobot savior for today.>

<Oh you're an Autobot, well thanks for the help we’ll just take these bastards away. After the Spark outbreak and that mysterious black Kool Aid man Shanghai’s been in severe need of a someone like you.>

<Oh well I have a feeling I know that kool aid man you're talking about, want some help finding him officer? Don't worry I have just the things to help you out in case he meets with more powerful friends... >
Boringverse



On May 21st, Cosmic Era 70 an Alien Spacecraft went into orbit over Earth.

Ignoring all attempts to communicate it released several clouds of spores into the upper layers of the atmosphere over the ORB union.

The spores multiplied rapidly and blocked out the sun, after seven days the spores began to rain down wiping out most of the macro-scale life in the country.

In the aftermath of the attack ORB has been reduced to a Mutant overrun wasteland with an enigmatic Biomass slowly consuming the former nation.
"Well that was convenient"
I've been meaning to post soon just been getting sidetracked
"So be it what buildings do you suggest exactly?"
Serperion said
"Archer put me down, I shall not be carried out of here like an infantile." Levi said now with sternness in his voice."Plus if we were attacked I wouldn't trust you not to throw me to the side like a ragdoll, now let us walk, and tell me how you think we should proceed?"


"What is your strategy?" Archer said still with his master on his shoulder
Essentially I'm waiting for you
I'm still here you know
Willy Vereb said
Nox made a rapid descend on the ruins of Tokyo, a maneuver ending up in a loud crash akin to a meteor impact."Phew, that was close.""Kainé, are you sure we didn't hit someone?""I told you it was a bird!""Because for some reason I feel we aren't very welcome here.""Yeah? And tell me why..." In that moment Kainé took time to look around.They were surrounded."Oh shit! What the hell is going on? We just came here and somebody is already out to kill us.""Considering that we just made a gigantic crater out of the city...""Hey! You saw it! The city was already in ruins! I had nothing to do with it!""You sure finished their job, though.""Ah, come on! I bet it must be like Tuesday to them. Remember? In the previous world Earth was under a new alien invasion at least twice a day.""In the previous world. According to the latest measurements this dimension is far less unstable than the previous one.""Okay-okay, I fucked up! So what? I'm gonna talk this out with them quick. No need for unnecessary trouble.""Kainé...?""What is it? Don't worry about the small stuff. Just patch me through!""The problem is...our entire communication system is totaled. Forget contacting them, you can't even communicate via the external speakers!""Dammit!""I'm sorry Kainé.""Nah, prepare both Velocitas Magnums at once!""?""Guess I have to *talk* with them the other way...!"Suddenly two ornate but boxy automatic pistols appeared in Nox's hands as the mech assumed a fighting pose.The duo made their preparations for combat.


"He's drawing weapons!" On Hizak pilot shouted

"All forces open fire!" The squad leader shouted

The fleet of Hizak's and Asshimar's gathered from the earlier fight pelleted the Nox with beams.
Jamaican was in absolute shock, there were more invaders coming for this world.

“All Titans Mobile Suits Attack that new unidentified unit!” He shouted over the communications.

To Art’s dismay a recovery team was coming to pick him up and they would soon notice he ditched.

“Shit, I do not want to stay in this mess anymore!” Art grumbled.
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