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Worst Halloween Ever

So I was meant to go out tonight.

As if it would ever be that simple.

First, my wallet including ID (driving licence), debit card, and Oyster travel card (only way to travel in London; they don't even accept cash anymore) stolen. Pickpocketed, for sure, as I had it when I got on the tube and it was gone when I got off. Got my friend to illegally buzz me out of the underground. Call and cancel debit card, etc. Finally got to the venue, was gonna try to get in on my friend's spare ID. Unfortunately, there was a friend of a friend who'd already puked outside and was utterly fucked up.

And I mean utterly. Not even able to sit up straight, never mind stand.

His friend wouldn't take him home. So of course it fell to me. Without money or mode of transport.

Through a series of illegal tricks up my sleeve, I got him onto the underground, kept him from puking the entire time, frightened off some cunts who wanted to mug him, and eventually, after 2 hours, got him straight to his door. His "friend" said to just dump him on the tube and let him get home himself. Fuck that, he couldn't even walk without support and me counting out his steps, with frequent breaks for him to puke.

Get him home. Finally.

So then I'm miles away from where I live, no money, no ability to travel, no ID, nothing. I walk home. Halfway across London. A city I moved to 3-4 weeks ago. With no directions. It took me another two hours, at least. Holy shit.

Finally I get home. I have no way to get inside my halls because you need to buzz in with a uni ID card which - you guessed it - got stolen alongside anything else. So I'm stuck sitting outside. For another 30 mins, waiting for my friends to get home from the club.

At. Long. Last. I am let into my own goddamn home. I am now here, too pissed off to sleep, bitching to you guys. And I have over a day's budget gone to waste on entrance fees and pre-drinks for a place I didn't even end up going to.

Fuck. My. Fucking. Life.

Hopefully this doesn't get buried.

Jorick said
Shit tier forced joke, 1/10, would not read again.

I'll try harder for you next time, don't you get in a tizzy. :)

Hopefully this doesn't get buried.

Logically, as KB is everybody, KB has every kink imaginable. He's pure filth.

Spam, keep me awake!

idlehands said
Russell Crow is hot

Don't know if this is srs or not...

Magic Magnum said
Wait, what exactly is it in this post you think a Mod will get offended over? o.OBut to answer the question, I'm pretty sure this was meant to be serious.Adults trying to get kids into something will often make fail (but sometimes humurous) attempts to get them involved. Just look at all the "Jazz it up" homework and stuff where they just slap something like Mario on it and expect kids to like it.It get's worse with places like religious groups where they purposely censor themselves from a lot of life cause it's seen as some kind of sin.

It's almost too stereotypical to be real though. It feels like a parody of those. Surely. Please tell me it is so.
Also, to answer the 'offended' query.... they literally say "Jesus Christ is my n***er" like fifty times.

I Am Angry

University is awesome. There, nice thing. c:

Don't know if this is srs or not...

but either way it's fucking hilarious.
(I know this has a technically-derogatory banned term in it but it's very clearly not meant in the typical, negative sense. I know Sherly will take it down if she feels it's violating the rules, so don't bother pointing it out.)

Teenagers are so damn depressing

idlehands said
Blatant dumbassery makes people cranky.

Yes. Thank you. Have an e-hug. Or a cookie, whatever you prefer.

Frizan said
I admitted that I was wrong. That makes me cool, right?DO YOU GUYS LOVE ME YET??? ;-;

Only in the midst of being a condescending prick, so no. c:
Also, typing harsher words doesn't exactly accurately reflect my actual emotional reaction and mental state. So no, not that cranky, just pointing out stupidity when I see it.

Teenagers are so damn depressing

ImANargleHunter said
Wow, I said got is good instead of got it good.What does that even mean?

You've been, like, brainwashed by society, man. Turbo-consumerism has made you subconsciously believe that "to have" is good and all that matters...
Wake up, sheeple!

Frizan said
Lol at people going "You were one once too, that means you don't get to say anything!" You all were once loud and annoying babies too. Be sure to never ever say anything about babies being loud and annoying.

I actually don't ever complain about loud babies, because I know it's impossible to do anything about it and I have fucking sympathy for the mothers trying to cope. But that's also a really, really shitty analogy. The main criticism stems from the blind lack of empathy, understanding, or desire to help others going through struggles one has literally just gone through. Your scenario is nothing to do with that empathetic, emotional connection; it's about an external, temporary annoyance. Even if that weren't true, it's also pretty understandable that someone cannot relate to a baby, whereas you would expect a degree of understanding for people in a situation you're barely even out of yourself.
In other words, Goddamn you're stupid, son.

Remember me?

Fuck's sakes, we'll have to buy a new one. Nice one, Sherlock.