Halo

I've got another dick question (and this time I know how to phrase it)

The most common reason for men to be admitted to A&E is violent-flopping-related genital trauma caused by running. True fact.

three cheers for applying to things i probably don't qualify for

Fake it til you make it, girl.

@idlehands

Also known as the "Mike Ross" school of thought on success. ... so what if I've binge-watched three seasons of Suits in three days? Don't you judge me. Anybanapple, on-topic: no harm in applying - good luck. I'm considering applying for an undergraduate research placement at uni based entirely around coding, and I've barely even started coding... in a different language than the one they want. But fuck it, why not, y'know?

I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

Is the answer just the tip?

@Azarthes

"You can keep the tip," actually.

Frozen was a good movie

<Snipped quote by idlehands> Oh, I'm into women. I just hate being hurt. So in a way you're correct.

@Otaku95

I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? ...

I just had the most boring breakfast

Why on earth would you solicit Halo's help, of all people?

@Hank

This was what I was gonna ask. Then I decided it wasn't worth it and left the thread to die.

I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

I just showed this to my roommate and we both just about pissed ourselves laughing. This has genuinely made my day.

I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

I... have literally never heard of anyone doing that. It's just your boyfriend.

le ebin maymays!

Awh, I always miss Smeagol's shenanigans. :c

New rule

admitting my dependence is the first step