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Turn your phone off and take the battery out, then turn it back on, if you haven't already. Taking the battery out and completely depriving it of electricity will hopefully cause the time/date thing to reset - even if you turn it off, it uses minimal battery to keep track of such things so yeah. Maybe that'll work.
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Does crying hurt?


Only on the inside ;-; D: :( :c
The Kama Sutra.

Srsly tho', anything by Brandon Sanderson. Awesome fantasy author. The Mistborn Trilogy is probably his best work so far, imo, so start with that.
In More fuckery 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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Not sure why you'd find a woman owning a vibrator so shocking. <3


uh
like
point missed
so hard
like the point is invisible to you
but I'mma take Idle's advice and just like not do this
k
<3
oh my god
the unrelenting fedorableness
it burns
have mercy
In More fuckery 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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If I made a youtube channel, do you think I'd be talking about my sex life on it? Noooope. Too many risky things could happen. Imagine if my family found the videos. weeeaaaaarrrrhghghhBOOOM


I didn't ever expect to find you talking about your vibrator on Spam either so y'know I'm not gonna make assumptions about you and your youtube video aspirations I don't know your life
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That's probably for the best.


Probably, but some of it could have been so fun to say. :(
League is a goddamn cancerous game. I love it in the same way I love smoking. It's destructive but holy shit can it be awesome.
In More fuckery 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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jealousy alert


No, he's making a good point. Go and look at the comments on any ASMR channel for the evidence, if the general terribleness of the internet isn't enough to convince you otherwise. Most of them are just a girl whispering into a mic, and you get creeps all over those channels. If you're actually A) attractive and B) talking about your sex life in that sort of detail, both of which apply to you, you're gonna get that shit BIG time. If you're gonna be wank material for creepy dudebros on the internet that then you mean as well take Awsons's suggestion and go be a cam girl - the money is better that way.

Also I so wanna see Kuro's YT podcast. Please.
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