Halo

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

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Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

Wait, Halo's male?

@BrobyDDark

I really hope this is a joke at this point, 'cause I'm pretty sure this has had to be clarified a lot recently. x_x Yep, I'm a dude.

I recall you making a pretty cute girl.

@idlehands

Makeup can work wonders, y'know?

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

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But who would balance out the poshness overload?

That's way too much britishness in one relationship.

@Doivid

I need to fall for someone who can make a proper cup of tea. I might doom the planet with the inevitable poshness singularity, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

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Expelliarmus!

Hey guys I just turned Halo into a girl

heuehuehueheuehuehuehueheuehuehue

@Azarthes

I have previously been described as a lesbian in a man's body, and I'm totally down for hot lesbo sex with Emma Watson, so I'm okay with this.

Kristen Stewart or Emma Watson

Is this even a question

Emma Watson. Because then I can make the obvious "I'LL SHOW YOU MY MAGIC WAND" joke

New rule

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God I missed you #hyyeeuurghmydick

@scribz

I'm really starting to see you as the guy from SexuaLobster.

I just wanna say

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"Defiantly?"

@Hank

Shudder-inducing.

I just wanna say

I'm more worried about my friends confusing 'then' and 'than', to be honest. I don't know how they do it. .-.

@Antarctic Termite

"Were" and "where", "specific" and "pacific", etc. drive me crazy.

Even though the relevant parties have already spent their 24 hours

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Hi, I'm Zed and this is Old Memes The Thread.

@Awson

New rule

Dead Girl, the hole you're digging yourself is nearing the six-foot depth you'd need to make your reputation match your username. Just leave it be.

Even though the relevant parties have already spent their 24 hours

NO SCRIBZ

YOU KNOW THAT YOUR DICK CAN NOT BE BEATEN

:(

@Azarthes

Smiral is our only chance of salvation now.