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This is clearly going well.

Do continue, please.


with gusto

Name: Joe Seth Starleen
Age: 136
Interests: Ultimate power, "sharing is caring", icepick lobotomies, hat&moustache wombocombo
Seeking: Lee Ontrotskee and co.
Turn-Offs: Farm animals (except pigs), stars, free market
Flynn?!??!??
holy shit full stops are a thing okay
In Hi, Spam! 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
dat blast from the past tho'
Good to see ya. How've you been?
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Welcome to spam.


Been here three and a half years, so "welcome" doesn't really work. Although maybe I do need an initiation to get used to the fucking inane shithole this place has become.

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Spam? In a Spam Forum? Blasphemy!


Sarcasm is best used subtly and to make an actual point. It just comes across as contrived or forced and reeks of tryhard, otherwise. Just a tip for you. The forum might be called Spam, but that's absolutely fuck all to do with what I said.
Does spamming this thread actually count? Would have thought actual conversation of some sort was necessary.
What about if your signature is to do with anime? Does that count?
Do you guys even fucking try to spell shit right? Christ.

Daenerys, obviously. Cersei is a deeply damaged bitch of a woman who has gradually had everything she loves stripped from her one thing at a time, ironically due to her own twisted machinations - which are, in turn, the result of her unbreakable, crippling insecurity and neuroticism. What the hell is desirable about being her as opposed to Daenerys: one of the most beautiful women in the world, with many powerful advisors and thousands of followers who're almost cult-like in their devotion, the only person in the world with access to dragons, and, most importantly, plot armour thicker than the fucking Wall?

Would you raaatthhheeerrr... be arrested and charged on false pretense, or be forced to testify in court against someone you knew to be innocent?
Mirror's Edge 2. That's all I need to say.
I have developed a tan in the rain.


I've sunburned in Scotland. In November. Pale and pasty buddies :D
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