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PLEASE NOTICE ME HANK-SENPAI

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In Heyo! 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
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I saw the Bio button underneath your avatar, forgot what your bio was, and checked. I was really surprised and moderately scared for a few seconds until I remembered.


*blushes* *stammers* *does something adorably retarded* SENPAI. YOU NOTICED ME. :'D

Nobutsrsly I need to change that before someone thinks I'm a stalker or some shit.
@HaloThis is spam, not school.


YOU'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUT PHEASANTS AND YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN LIKE IT
Well you can always PM those folk who you recall from when you were last here. And there's a Skype group.
Pheasants can reach 20 to 36 inches in length and 2 to 4 pounds of weight. Males are much larger than females.Males and females do not look alike. This phenomenon is known as sexual dimorphism. Males are brightly colored and covered with golden, brown, green, purple and white feathers. Head is red and equipped with small crest. Neck is green and have white collar. Females are covered with brown plumage. Young males are brown in color until the age of 10 weeks when they become brightly colored.Pheasants have long, strong legs with four toes equipped with sharp claws. Males have long tails.Pheasants have excellent eyesight and sense of hearing which are used for detection of predators.Pheasants can run at the speed of 8 to 10 miles per hour and fly at the speed of 35 to 45 miles per hour. Pheasants are also able to swim.Pheasants are omnivores (their diet includes animals and plants). They usually eat seed, berries, fruit, insects, worms and small reptiles. Pheasants are able to dig one foot through the snow to find food during the winter.Main predators of pheasants are foxes, hawks and owls which hunt young birds and raccoons and skunks which feed on the eggs.Pheasants are not migratory birds. They stay in their roosts during the cold weather. Pheasants are able to survive without food couple of days.During the summer, pheasants breathe rapidly (quickly exhale and inhale) to eliminate excess body heat and maintain stable body temperature.Pheasants are gregarious birds that live in small flocks outside the mating season.Male (rooster) forms harem of 3 to 7 females (hens) during the mating season.Hens lay around 12 (up to 20) eggs. Incubation lasts 23 days. Mother takes care of the chicks until they learn to fly. That usually happens two weeks after hatching.Females have several broods per year. They sometimes even adopt abandoned or lost chickens.Pheasants have low survival rate. 35% of young birds die before they reach the age of 6 to 10 weeks. Only 2-3% birds manage to survive to the age of 3 years.Pheasants can survive up to 3 years in the wild.
In Deadpool 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'll go with you, Awson. Just make sure my popcorn is salty, or otherwise I might actually be nice.
In Heyo! 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
It's official, Squee is a catalyst for oldfags returning
In Heyo! 9 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
So nice to see familiar faces around here, still. I'm a bit surprised!


There's been a mini-resurgence of older members returning over the past few days/fortnight, but quite a few never really left. Like me. Hi, by the way.
This is just reminding me school is coming...


Just let this be your anthem.
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(Side note: I wrote an entire essay on Victorian-era smut and let me tell you that that shit's amazing.)


Wasn't Victorian-era smut just, like, ridiculously filthy? At least compared to our modern impression of them as absolute prudes. Pretty sure I read it on Cracked or something but that's not such a reliable source.
meta

There are three secrets to writing a good A+ essay.

1: Agree with the teacher, even if you don't. Listen to your teachers and get a good idea of what their opinions are about the subject they want you to essay, and then play up their confirmation bias.

2: Fuck around with spacing and shit. Even the smallest, most difficult to measure change in word spacing or margin size will gain you significant page length.

3: When it comes to fluff, use your creative writing skills to make the fluff seem less boring. If you can pull off humor in a professional way, do it, because your teachers appreciate something that isn't shitty and dull after reading thirty other essays that are probably mostly shitty and dull themselves.


Number 3 in particular. "Style" is almost as important as content most of the time, partially for the reasons Village mentioned, and partially because it makes the marker think you're eloquent and articulate and they subconsciously lend more credit/consideration to what you're saying.
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