Status

Recent Statuses

6 mos ago
Current Lmaooo wait, keep cooking ๐Ÿคฃ
3 likes
6 mos ago
Shut up Dion.
2 likes
5 yrs ago
How much caffeine can I intake before Iโ€™m doing Chris Brown backflips?
3 likes
5 yrs ago
I need something dark ๐Ÿ˜’
1 like
5 yrs ago
What do we say to the god of death? Now, Please.
8 likes

Bio

โ„๐• ๐•–-๐•‚๐•’-๐”พ๐•’๐•ช


"๐Ÿก+๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜" || ๐”น๐•–๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐••๐•’๐•• || ๐•€ ๐•”๐•’๐•Ÿ ๐•จ๐•ฃ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•–... ๐•œ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐• ๐•—

Most Recent Posts

Time //Friday 8:45 PM

Location // Astor Residence



Starring:
Thot Patrol & Diving for Hoes & Desayuno en Tiffany

๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ


The past two weeks had been a blur, between successfully avoiding he who shall not be named and trying to make up with her friends she disappeared on, Yessi had been all over the place. Which included this very moment, as she tried on the fourth costume out of a seemingly endless number of options for tonight. A loud groan expelled into the large room as she looked over herself in the full body mirror, turning her hips this way and that.

โ€œHow the hell is this making my ass look flat.โ€ The grumble held the weight of her disgust as she tore out of the hippie-esque jumpsuit and tried on the next costume she had laid out, โ€œWell...Fifth ones a charm.โ€ With the completed ensemble hugging her curves and making that booty pop (Okay sis!), Astraia knew immediately this one was it. A wide smile took up her face as she threw open the bathroom door drawing a black leather paddle from her waist and aimed it at the Colombian princess who was adding the finishing touches to her costume.

โ€œThot Patrol! Put your hands in the air, move and I spank you!โ€ Astraia yelled barely able to retain a serious tone as she stepped towards the Audrey Hepburn, pretending to be confused as she looked over her best friend, โ€œOh sorry miss, uh... Have you seen a short, loud-mouthed Colombian girl around here recently? I have a warrant for her arrest, a real puta that one is, sheโ€™s dangerous.โ€

It was nice to be welcomed back into her second home growing up, minus the fact she was a little jumpy anytime Yessi confronted her. I guess this is what PTSD felt like. Regardless of that horrible week, it seemed like two was just enough for childhood friends to make amends. Luckily for the two of them, it was right in time for the upcoming Halloween party. Kavi, whoever that was, decided to throw his own party seeing as homecoming ruined everything. This was perfect, probably her best chance to reach Diablo in private. He might have been the devil, but hell hath no fury as a woman scorned.

Channeling her best Holly Golighty, Ximena became the sparkling New York socialite looking for her Prince Charming. If anything the red lipstick was her calling card, commanding everyoneโ€™s attention, Diamonds were a girl's best friend; adorning herself with the finest jewels that rivaled Ms. Hepburnโ€™s, and finally her signature long cigarette holder. Of course, the only thing toxic coming out of her mouth were her words.

Her hands shot up, but also her blood pressure from fear of being hit. Yessiโ€™s laugh disarmed her fear as Ximena returned her playful act. โ€œOh officer, I think you got the wrong girl! Please donโ€™t spank me! Wouldnโ€™t you rather use those cuffs!โ€ She said pouting her lips and opening her eyes. โ€œShe sounds dangerous! I havenโ€™t seen her but Iโ€™ll be on the lookout. Iโ€™ll have donuts waiting when you doโ€ she said with a wink.

The paddle was returned to her hip as was the wink Ximena threw her way, โ€œYou look goood Meme.โ€ Yessi spoke sincerely, an approving nod followed before she turned to the mirror and dabbed a clear sparkly gloss on her lips. A controlled hand through her hair created tousled waves under the black leather hat,โ€ We look hot, alright, if youโ€™re ready to go we should head down, Iโ€™m sure Reli is pouting by now from having to wait around for us.โ€

โ€œAye gracias Bebe, pero mi trasero no es tan grande como el tuyoโ€ Ximena said returning the compliment. Everything was set for her costume and the long night ahead of them, she simply grabbed her cute little bag which featured Audrey Hepburnโ€™s on the front and followed Ye towards the stairs. โ€œOh you donโ€™t have to tell me twice, those boys are going to be all over us,โ€ she said, โ€œheโ€™s probably been ready for the last hour, vamonos queridaโ€

The sound of laughter trailed down the stairs and effectively perked up the greater of the twins stationed at the third from the bottom step of the staircase,โ€œFinally.โ€ Was his grumble of relief as he finished his text to Julie and slid his phone in one of the zip up pockets of the diving suit he wore and cast his eyes at the pair.

To: Teacher of Bright Burning Torches
I look forward to seeing her Majesty at the ball. ;)


โ€œWell you look fit for the corner Astraia, should Ximena and I pick you up after the party?โ€ Aurelio teased standing up and smoothly spinning out of reach of his now glowering sister.

โ€œYou know you have a knack for ruining the good mood-โ€ โ€and you, a spectacular talent for ruining everything.โ€โ€-Youโ€™re one to talk, at least my nipples arenโ€™t showing, you slut. โ€

โ€œBetter than having my entire ass out. Well, anyways, letโ€™s go Ms. Hepburn, we have a whore to drop off.โ€ Aurelio pressed looping his arm around Ximenaโ€™s shoulder and led her to the garage, an annoyed sister stomping along behind them.

Ximena couldnโ€™t help but guffaw at the interaction between the two siblings. It was surely something she would have missed if it werenโ€™t for the make up her and Yeye had. She missed this. Of course, they were both partially right, the two were dressed rather provocatively. A surprise to most since Ximena was dressed the most conservatively.

โ€œOh hush now Reli, you know how long us girls take,โ€ she said, โ€œThere are too many jokes I can make about your costume Mr. Diver, but Iโ€™ll let the others have them. As far as your sister I guess sheโ€™s playing bad cop tonight.โ€

His arm felt powerful yet comfortable, the familiar feeling brought her back to the time she has spent venting to him. She would never be able to repay him for that day nor would she forget it. In any case, the trio was about to trick and treat some unscrupulous individuals.

Aurelio smirked as he got into the back of the all-black Model X, allowing Ximena her rightful place beside Astraia as she climbed behind the steering wheel.

โ€œAlright, time to go fuck it up at the Salvadorโ€™s.โ€

Time //Friday 9:30 PM

Location // Salvador Monster Mash




๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ ๐ŸŽƒ


The Tesla rolled to a steady stop outside of the already raging party and the opening of the doors released the billows of pungent smoke as the three of them stepped out into the street.

The smile was lazily playing on Astraiaโ€™s plump lips as she looped her arm through Ximenaโ€™s and Aurelioโ€™s and approached the familiar house sheโ€™d been to more times than she probably should have. The three of them entered together and promptly split up, the sight of a pyramid of green Jell-O shots in the back of the room captured Yessiโ€™s already inebriated attention, and better yet, her habit of poor decision making.

Aurelio, on the other hand, was already pushing his way through the crowded foyer searching for a certain redhead. When either luck or his eyes failed him, probably the latter influenced by the fog that had clouded the SUV that drove them here, he stopped searching among the crowd of bad dancers and let himself indulge in the fun.

A few songs passed when wandering brown eyes landed a particularly unhappy looking unfamiliar face. Well, mostly everyone was unfamiliar in their painted and masked face, nevertheless, his feet moved in her direction before he actually made up his mind.

The deep bass still vibrated through his body by the treble and lyrics of the song were softer at the perimeter of the room and he was thankful to not have to yell to get her attention.

โ€œI didnโ€™t realize Day of The Day came early this year.โ€ he started in a light tone offering a friendly chuckle before motioning to the crowd, โ€œSo who drug you here, seems like this isnโ€™t your scene. Iโ€™m Aurelio by the way.โ€

Like criminals in a heist, the three branched off into the night with their own special agendas. Whatever riches they would return with were for the morrow when the witches brew and tricks were all said and done. The decorations were cute, quite scary if she were a toddler, but alas it was better the high school alternative. While the three hoeskuteers were fashionably late it seemed as though even they were early to the party. There were a few familiar faces: Kavi the host, Carter, and Georgia but none of them on her list or well at least yet.

Instead, the Wicked Witch made her way to the alcohol leaving her gaze on the doorway ready to lure her prey into her web.

Tentative interest
Iโ€™m going to throw in my tentative interest.

I love me some DCU.
I am interested in this if you do decide to make it small group!
- lol I thought I was replying to a different thread ๐Ÿ˜‚
@Hoekage & @Spooner Collab




Starring: Astraia | Max


Max held his hand above his face shielding his eyes from the bright Florida sun as he scanned the parking lot. His lips curled into a devious smile as he spotted the bombshell sashaying quickly across the lot.

โ€œHey Astor! What the fuck?!โ€ Max yelled with his hands cupped around his mouth when he got out to the parking lot.

The yell made her stride slowdown for a moment, Astraia considered turning around to greet her old friend. Though as her head turned to the side, eyes passing over the huge windows of the school her eyes found him once again. This time his lips were no longer pulled down in a frown but locked in a loving dance with some girl she couldnโ€™t quite make out. โ€œYep, seems about right.โ€ her voice was a grumble as she pulled her eyes away and continued her mission to her precious darling.

He jogged closer to Yessi as she was striding towards what he guessed was her new car. โ€œYou used to run towards me not away from me!" he laughed as he caught up to his former best friend.

She slowed down and eventually stopped shaking her head as she did. Her shoulders vibrating as if she was holding back laughter before she turned toward him surveying Max. "So you got hotter too? Hmm... that's not fair. Anyways, Hello Wallenberg, when did you start chasing girls? Isn't it usually the other way around?" she asked crossing her arms in front of her.

Max let out a loud bark of a laugh. โ€œI only chase what I canโ€™t have! You know this.โ€ He smiled widely at her. โ€œBut seriously though, why the hell are you back here?โ€ he asked raising his eyebrows at her.

"Shouldn't you be telling me how much you missed me? I came back so your heart could be at peace, Maxy." Yessi cooed as she stepped closer to the burley young man.

The blond boy scoffed continuing to grinn down at the shorter girl. โ€œUh-uh-uhโ€ฆโ€ he wagged a finger at her. โ€œYouโ€™re not dodging this Yess! Youโ€™re going to tell me where youโ€™ve been and why you left me on read for almost two years.โ€ He demanded as he looked past the girl towards her shiny sports car. โ€œYou want to head to the gym?โ€ He jerked his head towards the car.

"This is why I've always loved you Max, you know just the right words to turn me on. I'll drive us so I can introduce you to my new baby. And don't worry I'll tell you all you want to know, but it stays between us. Got it?" she warned sticking a well manicured finger in Maxโ€™s face.

The tall boy rolled his eyes as he put an arm around her โ€œFineโ€ฆโ€ he exclaimed leading her towards the car.

Yessi finally let herself mirror his smile as she gave into his infectious sunshine personality and slung a loose arm around the back of his waist. Yess slowed their pace as they rounded the shiny McLaren near the back of the lot and couldnโ€™t help but to let out a low whistle as she pulled away from Max to pay her car the affections it deserved.

โ€œI know youโ€™ve had your fair share of girls, Maxy.โ€ The wink she threw was teasing as she ran a finger over the curve of the passenger door before opening it and gestured for Max to enter,โ€ but Iโ€™m about to give you the best ride of your life.โ€

His face lit up like he was a kid at christmas โ€œHell...yes!โ€ Max exclaimed excitedly as he got into the low car. He took a look around the interior of course the car was decked out with the finest choices of add ons and the smell of italian leather filled his nostrils. As Yessi got in he grinned broadly at her. โ€œGo on then Astor take us away!โ€

โ€œOf course.โ€ The reply was simple but the roar of the engine as the ignition turned over was answer enough. A smug satisfaction took over Astraiaโ€™s expression as she shifted into drive and sent the car forward in a slow crawl through the winds of the parking lot. The slow cruise lasted only a few seconds, and quickly turned into a thrill ride as the 720 responded to Yessiโ€™s excitement by tearing down the straight exit of the school and onwards to the gym, sounding all the parts of the race car its specs claimed it to be.

With the speed they were going it was no surprise that they arrived at Asgard Fitness just in a matter of minutes. As soon as they parked the car Max jumped out just as excited as his dog got when they went for drives. โ€œCome on! Letโ€™s get this session going!โ€ he exclaimed as he pushed the door open. He cheerily greeted the receptionist and scanned his membercard. โ€œMeet me by the punching bags when youโ€™re ready!โ€ he almost ordered before heading into the mens changing rooms.

Astraia threw her training bag over her shoulder and followed the overly enthusiastic boy into the very place where they first met. โ€œGet ready to be amazed at my ass kicking abilities, Max!โ€ she called out to his retreating form before heading off to the ladiesโ€™ locker room.

Finally, it was time to blow off steam in her second favorite way.

© 2007-2024
BBCode Cheatsheet