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Jin Saito

The Crystal Shores, The Isabella Isle.

Ah. The beach. The cheery sun above everyone's head, the warm sand between the toes, the spray of the ocean on the skin of the young, innocent public. Jin's time on the beach couldn't have been greater. Getting a tan, watching the waves, sneaking a peek at the occasional sunbathing babe. The only way he could be more at ease was if he was getting a massage for this headache he was getting right now. Jin looked over his towel, all spread out on the sand and found his phone among his backpack and flip-flops. It was only a second for him to pick it up, flip through it and pick out a phone number to dial. A massage sounded nice, and his parents wouldn't mind anyway. 'Family money' and all. It only took a second for him to hear the familiar voice on the other end. "Welcome to Calm Sands Remedial Massage Clinic. My name is Naomi, how can I help you?"

"Hey Naomi, its Jin." The voice on the other end was calm, lilting. Like a woman made of silk was on the other end. "Good afternoon, Mr. Saito. Glad to hear from you again." He almost chuckled into the receiver, still so professional after this many appointments. "Yeah, yeah. Just wanted to get the usual. Head and neck, maybe around... 6ish?" He spoke with tone of ease, but also that of slight strain. If not for his sunglasses, the sun might have been burning his non-present retinas out of his skull. Or at least he felt so. Naomi on the other end sighed, "Sir, I'm afraid that we do not facilitate same-day arrangements. At least a day's notice is required." Her tones were measured, but by now Jin knew when she was frustrated. Years of association would do that to a pair of people.

"Come onnnnn, Nohms!" The nickname made her proverbial fur really bristle, but it was what he had called her when he wanted something. "I've got an anchor in my brain and you're like, the ONLY one that knows my spots! Come on. Pleaaaaaaase?" Naomi's distress on the other side was palpable as she lowered her voice to a hush and replied. "You really have to stop doing this, J. I've told you, make an appointment like... a day before, even. I'm not a callgirl!" Jin's hand was already rubbing at his eyes, half-chuckling and half-grimacing. He groaned ineffectually for a moment, sounding like a child who missed their nap. "I never said are! Come on, just do me this favor? I'll pay extra. Double, even."

The line held silent for a moment, before Naomi uttered that familiar grumble of defeat.

"Sorry what was that, Nohms?" He almost laughed through his teeth. She hissed at him and sounded to almost drop the phone. "Okay, fine. Christ, you know I hate when you do this." Jin was picking at one of his toenails as she spoke, mostly not registering the same lecture he got every time they repeated this dance. "Yeah totally, big apologies and all. When do you want me to swing by?" She was silent for a while, as Jin eyed up a pair of blondes treading their way across the sand, waves breaking over their toes. One was tall and slender, with a crazy blue pair of eyes. The other was shorter, but her muscles stood out like an action figure's molded plastic. Crazy. Naomi's voice snapped his attention back, "Did you hear a damn word I said, J?"

"Huh, I... No. I missed it. Dude, these two blondes just walked by. Fuckin'... was tight." Her sigh was more audibly distressed this time before she spoke again, still in that harsh whisper. "I get off work at 7, so meet me outside work. You can wizard me home or whatever that weird shit you do is, so I don't have to walk home in the dark again."

"Oh, yeah for sure, for sure. Pick you up at 7 then, bro." She scoffed, almost laughing before she spat back at him. "Don't call me that. I've told you before. So many t-" She stopped before she reached yelling volume and grumbled. "Ugh, nevermind. Just be here at 7, okay?" Her voice sounded remorseful for a moment, but this didn't seem to register with him.

"Okay thanks Nohms, bye!" He swiped across the screen again, looking to his social media app.

Fiends raiding, Fiends wrecking, Fiends, Fiends, Fiends breaking the U.S. He kept scrolling and scrolling until he- oh damn. That is great. Something going on down at Knightdale Rows? The words 'free refreshments' and 'live band' had him gathering his stuff already. It was an easy thing for him to just head over to the Rows, but considering his head, he would just walk. A hassle, but any more head pain and he probably would end up crying into his mojito by the end of the day. Its happened before. Not a pretty sight. Towel beneath his arm, gear in his backpack and he was ready to move. To walk off the beach with no shirt, board shorts, flip-flops, a flat-visored cap and his aviators.
Meanwhile you've got this dolphin-lookin' bitch makin' a ruckus in the middle of the desert.
ALATOR

Alator stuck her staff into the sand, taking a moment to adjust her bearskin cloak as she watched the small bird in flight and looked over the dunes in the light of the moon. So quiet. So serene. But so cold. 'Such a variation in temperature during day and night,' Alator mused to herself, picking up the staff once again; her very own walking stick and self defense implement, its construction made up of wood as most staves are, and iron to add to its durability. The top was adorned with an ornamental design, intended to hold a gem. The top was styled to look similar to a cage, flat bands of iron arranged in a cylinder to encase the smoke white, translucent gem within.

Alator stopped admiring her staff for a moment and looked back up at the bird that was tumbling in the wind. She couldn't help but smile as she saw the poor thing drop in altitude only to flap its way back up again and again. A slight cruel, but there was a lesson to be learned, and that was the essence of the matter. She laughed all the same at his frantic flapping and irate, irritated tweeting.

"Come now, dear. Even when birds are young they learn to either fly or fall. Up, up! Mmhmhmhehehe." She uttered that same pleased giggle as the bird tumbled in midair and fell.

"Ohhhh, no..." She looked down at the bird, blank eyes following the rapid rise and fall of his chest. Her smile was small and tired as she opened her book and began to flip the pages. The spell she was looking for was a bit more advanced, but it would do the trick. With a slam of her staff in the sand and the clap of her book shutting, a wave of force emitted from her feet and made a small indentation in the sand, like a crater. The air lit up and wavered for a moment before her eyes shone with white light. There was a sound of a loud popping and then the whole spectacle was over. Dispel Magic. A useful spell, but not the easiest. In the place of the bird sat a sweating, naked male. The same Warlock from earlier, minus his robes and weapons. She picked up her staff, gripped her book and in one quick movement, smacked the poor fool in his jaw. A tooth fell to the sand as she secured it back in its strap on her belt.

"Run home, little man. Pray you do not find yourself in my presence before morning. We reptiles get quite..." She leaned in as he covered his indecency, letting the light of the moon shine off of her fangs and eyes, "Ravenous. Yes, quite hungry during the dark times." She giggled once more as he stared on in confusion. She could only roll her eyes, though you wouldn't notice, and huff as her coy threat went over his head. He seemed to understand perfectly when she hissed at him and shook her tail, taking to his feet and running in the direction they came from.

She sighed as she looked around over dune and through dusk. That spell would have made a fair amount of noise and even more light. Someone might have seen it.
Edited to fuck his weaknesses up some more.

Okay jesus, now I can get stuck in.

Introducing Alator.
ALATOR

The trek to the middle of nowhere was, to be honest, rather dull. Nothing but the landscape and the ramblings of a half-mad warlock to occupy her attentions. Alator's tongue flickered at the air, coming back to clean her lip of a small dashing of kicked up sand. She blinked twice, once with her eyelids and again with her nictating membrane, as she looked on at the man leading her on this fool's journey. Were it not for the promise of knowledge supposedly forbidden and lost to the unknown, she would have snubbed the fool as soon as he had brushed her arm, but the lure of the unknown was too great. Too much for her not to investigate. Something was definitely amiss, however. It irked her, in the way that he looked back at her as he babbled under his breath. Crazed eyes like that of a frightened animal. She would have her information, or she would leave. She planted her staff on the ground with a loud thump, and spoke in a flat tone.

"We're far from the inquisitive ears of the public. If you've truly something for me to know, tell me now."

She garnered no reply, the man simply stopped in his tracks and gibbered to himself. Like a hyena in the heat. His pacing back and forth through the sand was beginning to eat at her patience. Some warlock he was, a name that held power in the occult circles, held by a man that barely qualified as upright and walking. He laughed to himself, drawing her ire slightly. Was he mocking her? She could feel her frill beginning to rise beneath her hood, moonlight shining off her slick skin. The man wheeled around and spoke, frantically and aggressively.

"I've no knowledge for you, and for that, I apologise... heheheha!"

Alator huffed for a moment, her time had been wasted once more. She would have been mad, had the warlock not turned so suddenly.

"But what I do have... is a KNIFE!"

The silver of the blade shone in the moonlight as he charged with it. The gall. The sheer audacity. It brought her blood to a boil. Her tail twitched slightly as she brought her other hand up to her quarterstaff and in a swift motion, brought it across his face. Where Alator was not strong, her staff was, and when it hit, it hit hard. He tumbled and scrambled, dropping his dagger to leap at her. The conflict stopped in an instant as she pushed her staff into the man's stomach. Hold Person. Efficient. Simple. As the man stood still, like a living statue, Alator waltzed over to him and sighed.

"Why must you common brigands lie and deceive those that are clearly above you on the chain of power?"

Her tail was tracing shapes in the sand, as she deliberated on just what to do with him. An idea struck her, but her face showed nothing but cold bemusement. She took the tome at her waist, undoing the leather strap that secured it to her belt, and flipped through its pages for a moment. A silent moment under the light of the moon, between the lizard and the living statue. Their shadows were dark on the dunes as she looked back up, clapping her book shut.

"Now. I'm not going to harm you, even though your trickery has angered me. But what I will do, is give you a gift. The greatest gift. The gift of a lesson. Of knowledge. And experience."

With a prod of her finger on his forehead, the spell set to work on his body. He shrunk, with a series of sickening cracks and snaps as his bones magically reshaped. Baleful Polymorph. A spell with a wide range of uses. For now, she was content with using it as a teaching implement. As the transformation ceased, the discarded robes of the man who assaulted her shifted to reveal a small bluebird. A pretty thing that she spoke to in a coo as it alighted upon her finger with an angry tweet.

She laughed softly. "Now, you will learn. You will learn not to cross me again, and you will learn the extent of your willpower. Wonderful, is it not?" She said, laughing once more. "Take flight and head," She pointed out toward the horizon with her staff, "That way. Seek out one near as gifted as I, as you can. I am sure they will be able to turn you back. If not, then I will do it myself. The only problem is..." The yawning void of the land stretched out before them, and she smiled her fanged grin. "I will be following. And if you fall, or if you falter?"

She leaned in, giggling as she spoke candidly to the small bluebird.

"I will vaporise you. Now fly, and get used to those wings quickly now~."

She allowed herself another sensible chuckle as the bird took wing clumsily, rolling and tumbling in the breeze before straightening out. It flew shakily, but it flew in the direction she pointed, as she followed along on foot. Straight toward a certain group of mismatched adventurers, having just been left by a most peculiar Goblin.
I'n still here, just not much I can do in the base besides mull about and spout medical stuff.
I think I'll start Alator off on her own, hunting for more knowledge.
Why thank you, nice of you to say so.

As for Alator, I will introduce her after I sleep. 5AM, because I'm not the greatest with my bed schedule. G'night.
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