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Current It's called the circle of life because life is pointless.
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"I should go." - Commander Shepard
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Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour.
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I want to travel to Prague so I can Czech it off the list of places to visit.
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I ordered 1000 kilograms of Chinese soup. It was wonton.
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The basic premise: poster above says a part of a song, poster below replies with lyrics from another song. Basically, turn it into a long conversation using just lyrics. I'll start.

I've got some friends, some that I hardly know. But we've had some times, I wouldn't trade for the world. We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go
You are animal and me pet aminals.
Stanford took his patient's scream and terrified as her answer. "What... what is that?" Ash demanded, hyperventilating. "How...how can it speak? For the love of everything cold, where am I?!" She continued, all while shaking like a leaf and hiding behind the rather imposing figure of Andersen. The Marine simply gave a blank look, almost as if he had already given up on trying to make sense of things. Graves had a similar expression, although he looked more concerned than anything else. Faced with an impasse, Stanford gave a sigh through his external speakers.

"Miss Ashely, please. My name is S74N-FRD, but you may call me Stanford. I'm the Interloper's medical chief. And please keep it down. You're making my patients... uncomfortable." He motioned behind him to the other beds, and indeed, several bedridden Marines hooked up to various devices were giving them strange looks. "Now, Miss Ashely, please take a seat so that we may begin." A bed instantly unfolded from the wall, shifting until it changed into a chair. Stanford turned to the pair of Marines next. "I believe it would be best if you let us be. It's breakfast now, is it not?"

Graves and Andersen glanced at each other, nodded, then turned back to the medical droid. "Alright. Just see if you can do anything."

"I'm a robot who specialises in medicine. I can make things better, but I can't do everything."

Andersen nodded. "You got it, doc." With that, the two left to head for the mess hall.

Alone with Ash, Stanford stepped towards her. "Miss Ashely. Now, please tell me what you know while I take some scans." Robotic appendages and devices suddenly appeared from the ceiling and floor, shining a line of blue light on the redhead, sweeping downwards and upwards. A full-body hologram popped up in front of her, showing her reflection and diagram of her body. Meanwhile, the ship's PA system activated.

"Attention, all crew. We will be arriving at Novus in ten seconds." The eternally cheerful automated voice informed. The ship shook seconds later, before the view outside the infirmary's only window transitioned from the usual black-blue of a RIFT tunnel to the sight of a ringed, terrestrial planet. Several ships, both civilian and military, drifted around multiple space stations orbiting the planet, their lights blinking on and off. Swarms of mining drones, deployed by equally numerous mining ships, milled around the world's asteroid belt, extracting valuable minerals and resources from the innumerable space rocks. "We have arrived at Novus. Moving to Novus Orbital Ship Repair Yards."

Stanford looked out the window. "Ah, it appears that we have arrived."

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Ash threw up her arms in frustration. This guy just didn't get it. "Well, yeah. Guess they aren't. Asgard Avalanche did destroy nearly half the entire city, after all." She admitted. "I'm pretty sure blizzards don't destroy cities. Buildings are built tough, you know." She rolled her eyes, standing up and pacing around the room. Clarrik then told her that there were some gowns for her to wear. "Great. Gowns. The piece of fashion that no one wears anymore." Nonetheless, she stalked over to the wardrobe that her 'husband' had so kindly opened.

She poked her head in the piece of furniture. Every single piece of clothing was elaborately decorated, made from what was probably real fur. Lavish silver decorated the skirt, with pearls sewn into the gown. Ash shrugged. "Well, it's better than nothing. I'd do anything for a beer right-" She suddenly stopped when she caught sight of her reflection in a small mirror.

Picking it up, her eyes widened. That wasn't her. Her eyes were blue, not her usual green. She was a lot paler and softer looking, almost like she hadn't even stepped out into the sun before. However, what was most worrying was that she couldn't even recognise herself. Was that really her? Slowly putting the mirror back down again, she took a long and deep breath. "...Okay. I think... I think I need a lie-down." She began, stepping towards the bed with shaking legs. She looked even paler than before.

However, before she could fall into the absurdly soft material and pass out, the door opened again. The servant girl had returned, and there was a small child with her. He had brown hair and bright blue eyes, and honestly, he seemed like a child version of the other person in the room. "Mother!" he yelled, running towards her with his arms outstretched.

Ash froze. She wasn't really good with kids, especially with one who was apparently her son. So, when the child ran into her at full speed and hugged her tightly, Ash remained motionless, before turning to Clarrik. "Ummmm..."
Based on this image:



Me: Stellaris and Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War

Continuing to swiftly explore and expand, the USSR comes into contact with an alien empire. It is a good find, as we will get to show them the true meaning of communism.



Meanwhile, the colony True Slav is established, and the settlers immediately set out to work on the hydroponic beet fields or be beaten by commissar like dogs.



The USSR, as vigilant and resourceful as ever, continues its expansion, encountering new alien empires to spread communism and vodka to.



And then, the USSR meets another new race, the CPUs!

Wait, what?



... I think I downloaded too many mods again.

"At least we have vodka!"
- Secretary General Vorshelsky, leader of the USSR
This will comprise of my gameplay progression of my empire, the Union of Soviet Stellar Republics as they attempt to spread communism to the galaxy... by way of force.

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The glorious Union of Soviet Stellar Republics starts off small in their home system of Rush B, ready to begin anew their search for the Well of Unlimited Vodka. Their finest scientists begin surveying the system while construction ships set up mining stations in the resource-rich system. Note that I have disabled Fallen Empires because the last time I played with one, I got annihilated within the first half hour by some asshole ancient aliens.



As the USSR begins expanding and building, space piracy breaks out. The mighty Russian fleets make short work of these vermin.



@datadogie

I know it's been a while, but are you still keen on this?
Andersen took a moment to process the information, before tearing his gaze away from Ash and giving Graves the look. Graves simply closed his eyes and nodded. Andersen stared back at Ash for a few moments, before grabbing her legs and back. He then proceeded to lift her off her bed and put her down on the ground. The two Marines then took their positions on both sides as they dragged her out of the room. "We're taking you to the infirmary." Andersen began. "Can't have you acting all crazy before a mission."

"Yeah. Are you sure you didn't hit your head last night?" Graves questioned, trying to avoid the strange and occasional suggestive looks the other personnel walking down the rather long hallway of bunks. The three continued their journey until they ended the corridor and passed by a small viewing window which still showed the glowing blue-black void of a RIFT tunnel outside. Graves and Andersen didn't stop at all, not until they reached an elevator. Graves pushed the call button, and after a few seconds, the doors opened up, and the trio stepped into the small, confined space as the doors closed once more. The elevator began its ascent, going up several stories until the doors slid open again, and its occupants stepped out.

C-Deck was one of the bigger and livelier areas of the Interloper. It housed the ship's mess hall, rec room, combat training, and of course, its infirmary. There were several Marines milling about in their fatigues, and some were in standard-issue Marine Powered Combat Armour patrolling the area, ACARs in hand. The trio finally reached the infirmary, and Graves tapped its metal entryway. Immediately, the doors slid open with a hiss, and they were met with the bleached white walls of a typical medbay, and even more sterile environment.

"Stanford! You here?" Andersen called out. There was a second of silence before another door opened up, and a black, metallic form stepped out, making somewhat muted clangs with every step.

"Yes. I'm here. What seems to be the problem?" It asked in a somewhat stuffy British accent. Autonomous Medical Humanoid Assistant were a variant of Autonomous Humanoid Units that were built for medical purposes. Unlike fully-fledged androids, who looked and acted perfectly human even though they were fully synthetic, AHUs were obviously robotic, the only similarities to humans being their general shape and form. Other than that, most appeared skeletal, with wires and servos sometimes obvious through their duratanium plating.

"Ash's been acting crazy since she woke up. Keeps calling herself 'Princess Serenei Farwynd of Itervia'. She's not acting herself." Graves explained.

Stanford took a moment as he slightly titled his head. "That is indeed a strange case."

"Tell me about it."

The medical robot straightened up again, and he approached the redhead. "Miss Ashley, would you care to explain the matter?"

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"Sister Star?" Ash asked. "Never heard of it. And what the hell you mean stars getting formed by this... 'Sister Star' of yours shattering herself to pieces. Stars don't work that way." She folded her arms. The woman then suggested getting a 'healer priest', in which Ash responded by giving an exaggerated sigh. "You're getting a fucking priest to solve this bullshit. Seriously." She deadpanned, and was about to lapse into another stream of sarcastic comments when the woman hastily fled the room. "Hey, wait! You're not serious, are you?" Unfortunately, the woman had already left. The man then went on about the 'honorable goddess Ophelia' and how she had put 'her' family into power.

Ash held up a hand. "Cut the shit. Have I lost my mind?" She asked, fury still present in her eyes. "What about you, huh? You and your fucking gods or goddesses or whatever. Do even know anything about mainline science and reality? Miracles don't happen! Just freak coincidences and people being at the wrong place at the right time." She lowered her arm and stared the man, 'Clarrik', in the eye. "Gods. Don't. Exist." She growled out, putting emphasis on each word. "And why do you keep calling me 'Serenei'? I told you, my name's Samantha Ashley. I don't even know who 'Ryne' or something is."

She sighed and clutched her forehead. Her hands felt even smaller than before. "Look, let's just all calm down here. I just want to get back to my team." She ruffled her dress. "Ugh. This thing is so tacky. Where can I get proper clohting around here?"
Graves simply gave Ash a blank stare. "What do you mean 'what kind of name is Graves'? It's my name! Sure, it's pretty uncommon, but it sure as hell ain't unnatural." He said, confusion in his eyes. Then she went on about 'realms' and how his surname would be 'Alumnallen' or whatever. Graves took a second to process that, before stepping back and massaging his temples. He took a few calming breaths and tried not to freak out about his bunkmate acting strangely. That done, he turned back to her and forced a smile, hoping that she would just snap out of it.

That hope was then crushed when she then asked why the two of them were sharing a 'bedchamber' (whatever that meant), and that she was a 'woman-wed'. Finally, she asked why she was here. "We... I... oh, god, I don't even know anymore." Graves sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "We're on the UEGNC Interloper. A Colorado-class heavy frigate currently cruising through a RIFT tunnel at faster-than-light speeds. We just came from Sybaris. You know, colony world that got invaded by the Vaskrans, but we managed to push them back? And now, we're heading towards the Novus Naval Orbital Installation for repairs and refitting. Don't you remember?" He asked, still hopeful.

Once again that hope was crushed when Ash declared herself 'Princess Serenei Farwynd of Itervia', and that she wanted to be 'taken back to Illyri'.

Graves looked around the room, searching for any possible hidden cameras. When he was sure there weren’t any, he turned back to Ash with a bewilded look. “What… what the fuck are you talking about, Ash? Did you hit your head too hard yesterday?” He threw his arms into the air. “What the hell is this Itervenia- Intrevea- Iterwhatever?" He grabbed her shoulders and violently shook her. "Ash! Snap out of it! Stop acting crazy on me, man!"

"Hey, what's going on here?" A voice suddenly interrupted, causing Graves to stop whatever he was doing and turn to the source. The doors of every bunk had automatically opened according to schedule, but Graves had missed it in the confusion. Now, another Marine who looked as if he had just woke up was standing in the doorway. Graves recognised him as Private Elias Andersen, one of the more experienced members of his squad. "Why are you shaking Ash? You playing rough or something?" He asked with a slight joking tone.

The grey-eyed Marine shook his head. "No, this is serious. Here, come on. Ash's been acting strangely since... well, around five minutes ago."

"Hm. Let me take a look." Andersen stepped into the room, and his features were illuminated by the electric light. He was rather pale, probably from spending too long a time in his armour. Or maybe it was because he didn't go out in the sun that often, considering that he grew up on the frozen colony world Hiemal. But, just like most colonists who were born and raised there, he had Scandinavian heritage, which clearly showed. He was stocky and tall, and his ocean-blue eyes glimmered in the light. He took a moment to neaten his short chocolate-brown hair and to clear away the bedhair. Taking a few more steps, he stared Ash in the eye.

"Hey, what's going on?" He said in the most caring and calm voice he could manage.

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Still glaring at the man, Ash's head tilted slightly, before her glare turned deathly. "Husband?! Look, I don't know who you think you are, but I do not have a husband. I don't have a boyfriend either!" She seethed. She listened as the man went on about how she had a child named 'Ryne', and that she was in her 'bedchamber' in a palace in 'Itervia', before it finally reached a breaking point when he claimed that she was to 'discuss a feasible way to end Itervian-Alumnallen tensions that have existed since Mother Nature and Father Earth put our four goddesses in this world' Ash groaned in frustration. "What? What's all this bullshit about goddesses? No one's worshipped one in centuries, just like all religion. It's dead. Gods don't exist. Never had, never will."

And just when Ash thought she had reached her crazy limit for today, the man claimed that she was 'Princess Serenei Farwynd, the Lady of the Keep and the daughter of Queen Alaysha and King Lanner Farwynd'

God, that was long.

"What are you even talking about? That's not my name. My name is Private Samantha Ashley, Alpha Team, Delta Squad, Fifth Platoon, Second Company, 217th Marine General Combat Infantry Battalion, UEGNC Marines, service number 6647-82-08-SA." She said. "There. that good enough for you? I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. What the hell are you going on about kings and queens? Those have been out of service for more than eight-hundred years. And why the hell do you look like Andersen? I-"

She was interrupted when the door suddenly burst open, and a girl suddenly walked in, accompanied by a rather regal-looking woman. She gave a short bow, before hurridly going through a set of papers in her arms. Who even used paper anymore? Couldn't she just get a decent datapad like a normal person? She started talking about a matter that was of 'utmost importance', and that there were 'eight rubies inlaid in Princess Phillipa's tiara' and blah blah blah, shoving a paper into Ash's arms in the process.

Ash couldn't take it anymore. "STOP! Just fucking stop! I don't know what's happening, I don't know what's going on, and I don't even know who I am anymore." She rubbed her temples. "Just... just tell me what planet this is, what star system this is, and the location of the nearest spaceport. Seriously."
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