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6 yrs ago
Current It's called the circle of life because life is pointless.
6 yrs ago
"I should go." - Commander Shepard
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6 yrs ago
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humour.
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6 yrs ago
I want to travel to Prague so I can Czech it off the list of places to visit.
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6 yrs ago
I ordered 1000 kilograms of Chinese soup. It was wonton.
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Some shitty RP site literally just called TheRoleplaySite or something like that in mid 2014. Admins weren't really that good, and the community wasn't really active, so I didn't stay very long. I eventually found this site after a while of searching and joined. I was a newbie to roleplaying during that time, so I was a complete idiot who godmodded and took control of other people's characters. Eventually, I got bored, and went searching again.

I found another site called RpNation, and joined. I stayed on the site for more than a year, improving my writing skills and know-how. Then the site went through some dramatic shift. The formats and everything changed, BBCodes messed up. It took a while to get used to, but I managed for a while. When I decided that the site just wasn't what it used to be, I went inactive. Then I returned to this site.

So here I am, with a bunch of assholes I don't even know.
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere.
We still need a lot more characters for this. I plan to have at least five different characters from five different people before we can start.
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.
I wonder, do you accept joke/parody nations? I may be using one.
This seems fun, if you're still accepting.
@Raptra

Your application looks good. I'm seeing several parallels with Alex here. Both are walking weapons who can basically shift their bodies into weapons, and both are extremely deadly fighters, along with both being former amnesiacs. The difference is that Rex is still a human with powers, while Alex is a walking pile of biomass. Rex also cures people, while Alex kills and assimilates them. Move your application over to the Characters tab.
@Burning Kitty Your application seems acceptable. Please move your sheet over to the Characters tab. Include a quote if you want. If not, simply remove the "Quote". It'd be better if you could hotlink the image, but other than that, you're clear.
@Raddum @Archmage MC @mifune @Tojin

In case you all missed my update, the OOC is here.
"Bad at introductions"

*proceeds to write a six paragraph highly-detailed introduction
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