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Short post, linking Sophia up with everyone's favorite totally not undead drunk.

Which I suppose is proof that I am semi-alive. :)
Doc Wallace

@ElRey814




"Whoa, there, Mr. Gilead," Sophia shouted, waving the simple brown hat that had replaced her formal top hat. Even through the growing dust she could recognize the decaying figure she knew as Samuel Gilead atop his horse and the scarred coyote that always seemed to accompany him. It was oddly fortuitous to run into Samuel Gilead. All the more when he was heading in the same direction that she was for once. And it wasn't towards the Leaky Pitcher.

The young necromancer had intended to head to the Jefferson Homestead by herself. She was no stranger to traveling dangerous territory on her own. Still, in the in the wilderness, two guns were better than one, even if one of those guns was a rusted piece of scrap metal. At the very least the resident town drunk would be another target for any roving bandits. Sophia wasn't sure there'd be trouble, but she wasn't going to take any chances. That was the fastest way to end up dead. Her black physician's bag was packed with freshly cleaned medical instruments and a collection of useful arcane ingredients. Secured to her saddle and within easy reach was the loaded coach gun that Sophia favored. The badlands were no place for modesty, least of all in regards to firearms.

She'd had no plans of wasting time trying to find the Sheriff. The man had a gift for being busy and the townspeople were jumpy enough without the local undertaker asking questions. Besides, she was hoping for another look at the homestead before the posse removed whatever shred of evidence remained. If she'd hadn't been so busy with the bodies and under the watchful eye of the Reverend the first time, she might have done some proper investigating the first time. She knew that the Sheriff would keep his word. For all his flaws, and they were many, he was a reliable man.

Her trust in Samuel Gilead, however, only went so far.

He was a curious man, cursed with a ghastly appearance, and a man who's luck she could only assume had run out long before his birth. Less generously, she thought he was rather strange. Which was saying something...she was a necromancer used to conversing with the dead after all.

She had not known Samuel Gilead before his unexpected and unwelcome return to Ulysses. She recalled that the stories that followed him were less than flattering. Past indiscretions aside, he'd always been polite to her and for a purported drunk, he had never caused her much trouble. A fact that she had to reluctantly admit, was not the case for most of the denizens of Ulysses.

However, all the same, there was something about him that felt wrong. There was a scent of rot to the man, that was almost familiar, and dark promises danced at the very edges of his existence. It gave the young necromancer goosebumps. His perennial shadow, the coyote, was just as aberrant as it's master, and Sophia had always felt that some deeper intelligence lurked within the lupine creature. It's yellow eyes were somehow dreadfully beautiful, and more often than not the coyote seemed to be the intellectual superior of his master. At any rate, even without his enigmatic side-kick, something about Mr. Gilead was off. Sophia could not tell what was wrong. And she'd had little reasons to examine the man medically. But she could feel it.

"There is of course something very wrong with Mr. Gilead. Something hides him. Something protects him. Something obfuscates his true nature and his motives," the long-dead necromancer that traveled with her lazily intoned.

"Something more powerful than you?" Sophia thought back with a sly grin.

"No," Balthazar spat back. Sophia happily noted that she had struck a nerve.

"Be wary of him, girl. The man is either a fool...or he chooses to act like a fool—"

"And a man that acts like a fool is planning something," Sophia finished wordlessly. "Balthazar, I know, you say that every time I'm around him. How about you speak up when you've actually figured out what is wrong with Mr. Gilead."

The silence in her mind that followed was a small victory.

Waiting until the man and his pet coyote stood next to her, Sophia nodded in the direction of the Jefferson homestead. "I take it you're heading to the Jefferson homestead? I am as well. Although, I must admit Mr. Gilead, I never took you for much of a law dog."

Adjusting the brown poncho she wore, Sophia smiled. There was a certain thrill associated with the beginnings of a proper adventure. No matter how poor the company might be.
Still dying, but you'll have a post from me before Sunday ends.
I'm working on a traveling nun of the punchy and icy kind.

Would a minor/off-shoot order of the Radiant Sun based in the very far North be reasonable? @Zhaliora
You have my interest.

No idea what I'll write just yet, but I'll figure it out shortly.
I'm here, but fighting off the flu, so will be a bit slow to post again.
@Hour Error

I did not address you directly because you bowtied your little scene so nicely that I was just curious about where you were gonna go next, what you were gonna do. So huzzah for you, freedom. Or boohoo for you, no direct acknowledgement from narration yet. Whichever you feel, your preference.


No worries! You will soon see the results of my nefarious plotting. ;)

*I am currently fighting off the flu though so it will probably take a few days.
Sal the Conjurer


Planar Prison was not as fun as Sal had expected.

She was cold, had a nasty couple of bruises, and she was hungry. Her companion, deprived of the warmth of the sun and the trees of her forest, was doing little better, and the dryad stared glumly at one of the stone walls that contained the huddled pair. The bobbling creatures that Sal had once summoned were however in far higher spirits. While the wizard and dryad sat shivering in the cold darkness, the diminutive monsters were busy hunting the alarmingly large insects that made their home in the depressing cell.

The woven collar of metal fastened around Sal's neck was heavy and buzzed with an arcane energy. It dug into the soft skin on the sides of her neck, reminding her of her bondage, and her imprisonment. But mostly, it reminded her of the fact that she couldn't manage much more than a cantrip without feeling like she'd run the better part of a marathon. She could feel how the cursed item stunted and constrained her magic. Her only coalescence was that the Warden hadn't managed to figure out how to enslave her with his strange magic, at least not yet.

Sal had lost track of how long she and her fellow travelers had been honored guests of the enigmatic cambion that called himself the Warden. She'd known it was a risk to take a shortcut between between the Astral and Ethereal planes. It wasn't the first time Sal had ended up in some uncharted plane of existence. And it certainly was the first time she had ended up chains. However, it usually didn't take so long to figure out a way to escape. The collection of thralls and hunters serving the warden were a problem. A problem she had no desire of addressing so long as she lacked the ability to summon a suitable protector.

Sal was contemplating whether the tasteless gruel of the day would be as tasteless as it had been every other day when a bright, perfectly marvelous orb in silver appeared in front of her. It was an amusing trick of magic, managing to send a small thing like that sailing across the planes, that caused the young wizard to smile despite her dour surroundings. Her companion watched warily as Sal grasped the orb and it was replaced by a wax sealed piece of parchment. As she read the letter, the young wizard could not help but laugh. It was a job. Bain had managed to send an orb across the stormy sea of the Astral plane just to tell her that she had a job to do.

The letter was enough. Salem. Ancient magic and great ley lines still coursed through that place. It would be a fine enough conduit to the material plane. Probably. If not, well, the young conjurer reasoned then it would at least send them somewhere less gloomy. She tried to imagine Salem, Salem as it presently was, and not as it was centuries ago. Sal hummed quietly to herself as she wove her magic around the curse of the collar that still restrained her, taking care not to push against the powerful magic that had forged the strange object. She had just managed it, feeling the wave of arcane energy surrounding her, when the dryad snatched the parchment from her hand and clasped her hands between her own.

"No! Sal, please, you promised. Home, I want to go home."

Sal felt a pang of guilt gnaw at her heart. Promises were promises. The darkness hit her as she gave in, and altered the destination of the spell at the last minute. And when she opened her eyes, they were back in the forest, and the dryad was standing over her. Her long, leaf-green hair once more full of life and blossoming flowers.

"You could have gotten us killed, Sal!" She shouted, down at her, pulling away the hand that had been softly stroking Sal's hair until then.

"Meera, please, we were guests, at worst they'd only torture us a bit," Sal suggested as she rose, nursing one hell of a headache. She did not quite believe herself. Cambions were a notoriously dangerous sort to socialize with.

Jabbing a finger angrily and repeatedly into the middle of Sal's chest, the dryad's voice was full of disappointment, which hurt Sal the most, "You'll always be a two-bit punk. You'll always be like this. I'm done. I'm out. Go lose yourself to the planes on your own. Vanish into the darkness, but keep me out of it!"

"I'm sorry, Meera, I know," Sal whispered, wrapping the sobbing women in her arms. "This was dumb. I miscalculated. I didn't think they'd catch us. It was just supposed to be an adventure. It should —"

"Just go!" Meera shouted, pushing Sal forcefully away. Her touch was full of power, far more than the lithe woman seemed capable of channeling. Sal could feel the earth beneath her move, and the trees surrounding her no longer looked so friendly."I wash my hands of you Sally Lou. You're not welcome in my domain any more."

Sal rose slowly to her feet. She blinked away the tears that threatened to spill past the edges of her eyes and opened her mouth to speak, only to find that there were not words to say. She couldn't fix it. She couldn't say the anything to make things right. It hurt. She hated herself in that moment. She knew. She knew she'd never see the dryad again. She'd never walk through her forest again. She'd never laugh with her again. She'd never feel—

"Let's go, Gir," Sal finally managed, leading the troop of bobbling creatures back through a familiar portal lodged in an ancient oak tree. The quiet sobbing of the dryad accompanied her back to the material plane.




Sal had suspected that she would be late.

Timeliness had never been her strong suit. Traveling between did strange things to one's sense of time. Across the many planes minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, and even years shifted in meaning and moved at paces that had little to do with the predictable passage of time on the prime plane. Dimension doors, teleportation circles, and Sal's personal favorite, shifting across the astral planes would have been far more efficient and comfortable methods of travel than Delta Air Lines. However, such things usually took time, deep wells of arcane energy, and often a sacrifice or two, depending on the user. There was no time, Bain had said he'd wasted enough time trying to find her. And Sal had a gut feeling that she'd be needing her reserve of magical energy soon enough. It wasn't the usual supernatural errand job that she so loved, that had caused Bain to look for her across the arcane planes. No, he was desperate. And any affect in one of her employers, much less desperation, was never a good sign. It lead her to surmise that she'd actually have to earn her pay check for once.

Bain hadn't even let her have an artifact to use as a glorified battery to power a rush-job teleportation. He said she had to be discreet. He was the worst.

Of course, being discreet didn't mean that she couldn't use some small magic, the sort of magic that would be hidden by all the magic that had always existed in Salem. She wasn't going to hail a cab or rent some car, that wasn't very wizardly. Instead, Sal found herself battering with a spectral raven, trading the feather of strange, impossibly colorful bird for passage through through an elemental realm of air. It was windy. Very Windy. And in between dodging bolts of lightening that thundered from the endless clouds, Sal was very grateful for her warm sweater.

Sal appeared a short distance from the house, striding onto the scene from within a small cloud of black feathers that faded into nothingness. She counted five figures. She was definitely late. She would blame Bain. Despite the thick sweater that she wore she shivered. There was magic, heavy magic in the air. The sort of magic that accompanied grim deeds and ill tidings.

The fading remains of a cigarette were her right hand and a heavy leather briefcase was in her left hand that she was carrying with noticeable effort. The contingent of tiny extraplanar monsters that she had stuffed in between layers of clothing and arcane knickknacks was heavier than she'd thought. The masquerade had to be preserved, mundane mortals didn't react well to the bobbling things she commanded, but all the same, she wasn't going to go in without backup. She could have sworn that she heard the strange creatures grumbling from deep within the suitcase. She hoped the bottle of whiskey she had provided them with wasn't already empty.

Hefting the heavy leather briefcase onto the ground in front of her, Sal offered her most winning smile as a chorus of unintelligible curses escaped her bag, "Hi, I'm Sal, your resident wizard."
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