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    1. I Own Cows 9 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
20 years old and finally taking my drivers ed test tomorrow. I'll finally be legally driving after tomorrow. Yay!
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9 yrs ago
I find it quite depressing that every time I am on the homepage, the guild finds it necessary to tell me that I have no friends.
9 yrs ago
Oh what's that five in the morning? Fucking time sneaks up on me man. Deuces guild.
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9 yrs ago
Bruh it was so foggy outside, I couldn't even see when I was driving. I was just waiting for some monster to pop out, and then get smahed by my car. haha
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9 yrs ago
4 in the morning = sleep time for me
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In Dwarves! 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Sounds good to me. :)
Need a cough drop, bud?
In Dwarves! 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Added your character for you.
In Dwarves! 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Bigg Slamm's Character


Name: Jethro Roranson

Age:109

Gender: Male

Appearnce: Jet black hair covers his tall, even by dwarven standards, lanky frame. He keeps his hair and beard braided nice and thick and filled with iron clasps passed down from his mother. His face is pinched and has sharp features which makes it hard for him to see when he smiles or laughs. His feet are his most noticable feature. To make up for his height he was blessed with larger than normal feet. A curse it would seem in his family for the males, but even more so for him. Speaking of his feet he is missing the sixth and seventh toe on his right foot from an accident when he was young.

Skills and Flaws: Much like his parents he is skilled with hammer and tongs. He favors making blades. Knives to be precise. For all manner of purpose. From elagant cooking utensils to the deadliest daggers you've ever set eyes on. For Jethro he prefers throwing them and he is quite skilled at it too. He can sheer a mountain goats goatee from a hundred paces. However, when not over the hot hearth or having target practice he dabbles with his panflute. He is self taught and fairly good. He is also an alright cook.

As is per usual with dwarvenkin Jethro suffers from the sin of greed. His mother is a jeweler by trade and has a penchant for fine stones. Unfortunately for Jethro so does he. The only difference between him and his mother is he has sticky finger and has on more than one occasion lifted a ring, or pendent, or bauble from their shop and not purchased them. Of course this is not worth mentioning if he hasnt been caught at least once. The shame of such only worsens when he gets caught in the lies he tries to tell to get out of trouble. One would think someone his age would be wiser, but it would seem not so for Jethro.

Background: Born to Hrothmir and Frigadene, father and mother respectively, one of the most well known blacksmiths and jewelers in the mountain. The eldest of eight, mother had a tendency for twins, he was actually one of the few who actually stuck with the family business. Most of his brothers and sisters married out of trade. Couple of them are miners, one of them a guardsmen, and most of the others went to various agricultural trades. Only Jethro and his youngest sister Amira took up hammer and tongs. Then there is Jethro's family. His wife, Ilsa, and his young son Daggim. Daggim is still to young for a tradeskill and Ilsa is a Midwife and seamtress. Jethro has hopes that Daggim will take up smithing so not to disrupt the family line.
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Yep! IT'S HAPPENING!

Oh, do you see that pink egg in your signature? The one that Dragcave says has an exotic scent?
I used to have one of those. My favorite dragons, so far :)


All I know is that it's called a Black Tea Dragon. I'm really hoping it's a sprite of a dragon drinking tea. That would just be amazing.
I'll post in a few hours.

Sorry for the delay, peeps


Ayyy! We both got the snakes.
In Dwarves! 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Name: Grimmock Shimmerland (Dwarves that know him call him "Tiny")
Age: 194
Gender: Male

Appearance: Despite the picture Grimmock's hair is not actually white, it's more of a dark brown. He's around 95 centimeters tall(which is somewhat tall for a dwarf), hence the nickname Tiny. His beard reaches down to his waist, and is often unkempt as he doesn't bother with braiding it. He's got a scar on his shoulder, that can only be seen when his armor is removed. The scar itself is a relic from the past.

Skills and Flaws:
Skills: Given his background in the Guard, Grimmock is rather talented with his war hammer. He's seen his fair share of combat, and is quite confident in his abilities. Thanks to his parents, and their background in bartering, Grimmock can tell pretty easily getting the bad end of the bargain; getting cheated in other words. He's pretty decent with a flute, although he has vowed to only play it after a great victory.

Flaws: Grimmock is a hot headed dwarf. He has a very temperamental mindset, and is thrown over the edge easily. Couple that with his greediness, and you've got quite a bad combination. It often ends with him doing irrational and impulsive things. He's also very fearful of ghost, which has resulted in many pranks being pulled on him.


Background: Grimmock was born in a humble household. His parents, Grinnock and Sherna, were merchants that sold imported goods. He grew up in a comfortable household. Never hungry, never cold, had a good bed. He never had any brothers or sisters, his parents were quite adamant about only having one child. Initially his parents had wanted him to grow up and join them as a peddler of goods, but as he got older he knew it wasn't what he wanted. Grimmock valued honor, and enjoyed brawling with the other dwarves. So it was only natural that he found his calling in the Guard.

Miscellaneous: Since we're on the subject of dwarves. Has anyone read the War of the Dwarves? Great book series, I recommend checking it out if you get the chance.
In Dwarves! 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Name: Grimmock Shimmerland (Dwarves that know him call him "Tiny")
Age: 194
Gender: Male

Appearance: Despite the picture Grimmock's hair is not actually white, it's more of a dark brown. He's around 95 centimeters tall(which is somewhat tall for a dwarf), hence the nickname Tiny. His beard reaches down to his waist, and is often unkempt as he doesn't bother with braiding it. He's got a scar on his shoulder, that can only be seen when his armor is removed. The scar itself is a relic from the past.

Skills and Flaws:
Skills: Given his background in the Guard, Grimmock is rather talented with his war hammer. He's seen his fair share of combat, and is quite confident in his abilities. Thanks to his parents, and their background in bartering, Grimmock can tell pretty easily getting the bad end of the bargain; getting cheated in other words. He's pretty decent with a flute, although he has vowed to only play it after a great victory.

Flaws: Grimmock is a hot headed dwarf. He has a very temperamental mindset, and is thrown over the edge easily. Couple that with his greediness, and you've got quite a bad combination. It often ends with him doing irrational and impulsive things. He's also very fearful of ghost, which has resulted in many pranks being pulled on him.


Background: Grimmock was born in a humble household. His parents, Grinnock and Sherna, were merchants that sold imported goods. He grew up in a comfortable household. Never hungry, never cold, had a good bed. He never had any brothers or sisters, his parents were quite adamant about only having one child. Initially his parents had wanted him to grow up and join them as a peddler of goods, but as he got older he knew it wasn't what he wanted. Grimmock valued honor, and enjoyed brawling with the other dwarves. So it was only natural that he found his calling in the Guard.

Miscellaneous: Since we're on the subject of dwarves. Has anyone read the War of the Dwarves? Great book series, I recommend checking it out if you get the chance.
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Oh, is it that unicorn named frank? He stares at me as I sleep every night.


I'll let him know you said hi!

Come on guys don't leave me hanging


I was going to engage your character, but I have to leave for work now. Didn't want to keep you waiting for like five hours.

Bye everyone! I shall return later.
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That's exactly what a madman would say!


I must leave for work now. My unicorn carriage has come to take me away.
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