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    1. I Own Cows 9 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
20 years old and finally taking my drivers ed test tomorrow. I'll finally be legally driving after tomorrow. Yay!
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9 yrs ago
I find it quite depressing that every time I am on the homepage, the guild finds it necessary to tell me that I have no friends.
9 yrs ago
Oh what's that five in the morning? Fucking time sneaks up on me man. Deuces guild.
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9 yrs ago
Bruh it was so foggy outside, I couldn't even see when I was driving. I was just waiting for some monster to pop out, and then get smahed by my car. haha
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9 yrs ago
4 in the morning = sleep time for me
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Nice character by the way, accepted. I liked how you did the background, made things a little more immersive.


Thank you, thank you. I was gonna do the appearance in a similar fashion, but I was just too tired. haha.

Option A) A slow start, that will allow for your characters to get all cosey with each other in the big room for a round of posts or two.

Option B) Things get hectic, immediately.

What are we all feeling?


I don't mind a slow start.
Name: John Hemmy
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Nationality: United States/White
Surviving Family: Sister and Niece
Former Occupation: Fry Cook/was looking into college

Backstory: The doctor motioned with his right hand for John to look at the camera as he spoke. He took a deep breath, and slowly let it out before before speaking. “Well, uh, I was working the first night that it hit my town. No one had really expected it, we were led to believe that the virus hadn’t made it down that far south yet. It was around eleven at night when I first encountered someone who was infected.

“My boss was going over some paperwork, and I was counting the inventory. I was in the walk in cooler when I heard the commotion coming from his office. Sounded like he, uh, smashed his window. I didn’t want to go in there, ‘cause I thought he was mad again. He had an awful temper, did shit like that all the time. But I had to run in there when he started screaming my name. When I rounded the corner to his office, I saw him, uh, fighting off what I thought was a pissed off customer. The customer was flailing a bat around, and my boss was using his barstool to keep him at a distance.

“I didn’t really have time to think about it, so I just tackled the customer, and kept him pinned to the floor while my boss called the police. I didn’t realize it at the time, you know, that he was infected, but it clicked once my boss told me that he was trying to spit on him. I had heard that they can spread the virus with bodily fluids, is that true?” John asked, the doctor nodded his head yes.

John cleared his throat and began again, “The next couple of days were pretty weird. No one was allowed to leave their house, complete lockdown. Such a stupid idea, people were practically trapped in their homes. Didn’t, uh, take long for the infected to start ripping the city apart. I tried going to my parents house to get them out, wanted to get everyone in the family out alive. When I got there…” John’s voice trailed off, “Well...you know. I tried my sister next, I was happy to find them alive. Her and my niece hopped in my truck, and we left town through the, uh, backroads. No particular destination in mind.

“We stayed together for a few weeks, scavenging for food and fuel. I’d go into the towns, and she would watch the truck. Until about a month ago when we got separated. I was on my way back to the truck, when I saw the infected around the two of them; they were creeping up on the truck. I yelled for her to start the truck and drive away, then I got the attention of the all the infected and made them chase me. I don’t, uh, know how long I ran. It was definitely the longer than I ever had before. The infected were screaming and shouting the entire time they were chasing. I don’t know if I lost them, or if they just got bored and quit following. But about two hours after that, I collapsed in some woods and fell asleep. Woke up a few hours later, I was lost but still alive. And then for a month, I was alone.

“Only saw two other sane people, but they didn’t last long. I was hiding in a, uh, dumpster while the two strangers got beat to death by a group of the infected. I’m sure the marines here would have jumped in to save those people, but I was scared. Fear keeps you alive out there,” John cleared his throat, “Anyway, uh, that’s pretty much my whole story. I found you guys two days ago, almost got shot introducing myself, and now I’m here.” John sighed, happy to have the interview done with. The doctor gave a gentle nod and shut the camera off.

Appearance: John is 6 feet tall, and weighs around 125. Before the outbreak he had a healthier weight, and a slim athletic build, but the lack of food has thinned him out a little. Without any barbers around to have taken care of him, John’s hair has become uncharacteristically long; stopping just at his shoulders. His once full face, is now sunken and bruised. The overall rugged appearance makes his hazel eye color seem to pop.

((The appearance is a bit a rough, but it's four in the morning so it'll have to do for now.))
Sweetness, my character is almost ready to post. Then I gotta pass out.
@Frengo

Did you want us to use pictures for a character appearance, or do you want a written description?
I'm gonna try to have my character sheet ready before I pass out.
Welcome to the guild! You'll like it here, assuming you don't go hollow.

I've never really been all that great at telling people how to roleplay, but I would have to say communication is definitely important. Getting to know the people your roleplaying with goes a long way. I'm sure other people can come up with some better advice.

As for my favorite roleplay, it'd have to be the first one that I created. It was the generic post-apocalyptic setting, with half breed mutants. It was still a lot of fun though. The website we were posting on shutdown before we could finish it, which just sucked. A year worth of effort down the drain.
I've never had gnocchi before, but the recipe says there is eggs and cheese. So I'm gonna go with Yum!

Egg and cheese bacon burrito?
I'm back lol

This one has been happening a lot lately (on other sites): I get so many rp requests for everything but my cravings. And I get responses that are completely unrelated even after having said, "I'm not interested in anything other than my cravings" and "Please do not contact me if we don't have any common interests". I've never gotten so many modern/slice of life/smut requests and so few requests for what I actually want. It gets my hopes so high that finally someone will rp what I want, but it's never something I'm interested in -_- They're not even bringing interesting ideas it's just "wanna rp? Do you do smut?"

And on top of that, the people who contact you without reading your interests and then they act as if it's some big surprise that you want what you do.
And the guys (sorry boys but I've only had one girl but a half dozen guys do this in the past month) that get upset when you don't see eye to eye. I have one guy who I can't block because it's on kik (idk if I can even block on there, I haven't seen an option)and he pesters me incessantly to rp with him, after I've told him numerous times that I'm simply not interested in the same things as him. They've gotten so defensive and even insult me because God forbid should I not want to rp smut or whatever they want. I have cravings too, and unfortunately, we are not compatible. It'll be fine.


1. Tap Settings.
2. Select Chat Settings (on your iPhone or Android) or Privacy (on your Windows Phone 7, Symbian or BlackBerry)
3. Select Block List.
4. Tap +
5. Select the person you want to block.
6. Tap Block to confirm.

This might help.
Not too shabby.
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