IAmTheZump

Drawing Spam Members as Cats

I to the master of cartoon Spamcat drawing.

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Are we counting up until we get to the rather large number in the first post?
8...

Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!)

Vader stood on the hill overlooking the slave camp. His Force powers had apparently been weakened, but he could still taste the villagers' fear, the orcs' mindless hatred and... sausages?

Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!)

I would bow before the inherent awesomeness of the Pyro… were I not Darth Vader.

Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!)

On the far side of the slave camp…

There was a rush of hot air as Lord Vader's TIE fighter hurtled out of the clear blue sky. It screamed towards the grassy slopes some twenty kilometers from the small dwelling visible to the west. There was a loud crack as it hit the ground and the sky was lit by an explosion that would make Michael Bay weep. Nothing moved for several minutes. Then Vader strode out of the still-smouldering wreckage. His space station had exploded, his ship had crashed, and he was stranded on some Force-forsake planetoid.
The Dark Lord of the Sith was not pleased.

((I apologize for the excess use of adjectives. It's my first RP.))

Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!)

Vader does not <hshhh> require a sausage. But he will accept the offering, as the Pyro is no doubt a brave comrade-in-masks.

Welcome, to the Void of Stories! (free RP lounge, anybody and everybody welcome!)

I am Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith and Commander-In-Chief of the Imperial forces. Unfortunately the explosion of the Death Star sent my TIE Fighter hurtling into the Void, which, for reasons unknown, has weakened my connection to the Force.

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Larfleeze said
They're edible, y'know.

Ah, the fruit industry understands me.

How do you call 1-ups in video games?

Suicidal green 'shrooms.

^>V

/\ Has to believe to get feels.
< Is hoping that Rock Simulator 2014 is a badly named dancing game.
\/ Is a repressed peasant.