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So how is this going to play out?
Darth Vader stared at the eyes the Witch-King did not appear to have. He could see the Witch-King's presence in the Force. He was bright and cold and terrible. He had seen more than a universe of explorers could even imagine. He had witnessed the fall of entire civilizations older that the Galaxy. But Vader was not afraid. "Stand aside, wraith. We will find a way to escape this place, and your army of beasts will not stop us. Give us what we need, or die."
Oh right, I get it now. The fortress is Angmar, and Saruman's Uruk-Hai are marching towards it. So... the Witch-King and his army went to intercept them, but decided to attack them from behind once they reached Angmar. Which is why he's returned to Angmar, right?
But where did the extra orcs come from?
Did I miss something?
Wait wait wait. The Witch-King is supposed to be murdering Saruman to the East or whatever, right? How can he be back at the fortress already? I'm all for a dramatic last battle between the orcs and the Army of Darkness (that was my original plan, actually), but wouldn't that be a little later? Like, when the Witch-King tries to spring his trap, but the AoD accidentally stuffed it up, and they have to band together to defeat Saruman, and then betray each other afterwards?
I'm confused... or I haven't read your posts properly...
Vader stood up and (for lack of a better word) cleared his throat. "We are all strangers here," he began. "We need a way out of this place, and I believe <kshhh> that I can find that way. I used to work on spaceships, and with the help of the magic-users among us I can build a vehicle with dimension-hopping capabilities. But I need metal, <hhh>, the metal in that fortress. Kill the guards, take the slaves, and tear down that tower. Piece. By. Piece.
Vader plucked the toy out of the latest arrival's hand and examined it. It appeared to be a small plastic replica of the Death Star, so recently destroyed by the Rebellion. How odd... he thought, as he handed it back to the girl.
Lord Vader is quite pleased with his ragtag band of misfits Army of Darkness.
Derpestein said I messed it up, I'm so sorry Zump.

"Don't fail me again, Admiral."
Vader turned to the newcomers. He normally distrusted almost everyone, but it would be difficult to take control of the tower without some help. Also, it was good to find someone who shared his taste in clothing colours.
"He asked about the <hhh> slaves. The orcs took many prisoners from the camp."
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