Name: Roger Wilkinson
Epithet: Scoville
Age: 11
Height: 55 inches
Weight: 77 pounds
Race: Human
Appearance- A blonde child with glasses and pale skin. Most often seen in his school uniform.
Abilities/Skills- Scoville is imbued with mastery over capsaicin, hot sauce, and all other spicy things.
-His body has its own center of gravity similar in pull to that of the Earth's, but it can only draw in hot sauce. It can be turned on or off, and when on, all nearby hot sauces begin moving towards him as if the surface they were previously resting on had been tipped upside down. If they are far enough away, they can reach terminal velocity. This ability has a range of two hundred kilometers. Spicy vapors and whatnot move just as quickly towards him as if they were subject to the same amount of gravity as a solid. Scoville can also concentrate the gravity over different parts of his body to increase its strength and decrease the surface area that the sauces cover, or he can reverse the gravity and compact sauce into "pressure channels". These pressure channels are immensely powerful, so much so that when he lets loose at maximum strength, the released stream of hot sauce is propelled at Mach 7. It's not uncommon for most of his sauce jets to average out to around the speed of sound after two seconds of preparation, with seven seconds needed to reach the pressure required to top hypersonic speeds. He can fire from virtually any part of his body, but mostly sticks to launching attacks from his hands and feet. He can also use pressure channels to manipulate the shape of any hot sauce that is in contact with him, A.E, he can draw the all of the hot sauce on his body into the palm of his hand and form it into a perfect square. There is no limit to how much hot sauce Scoville can manipulate so long as he is in physical skin-to-skin contact with it.
-He is immune to all forms of heat and spiciness.
-Scoville can secrete his own hot sauces, at a rate of two gallons per second if his entire body is used to generate the juice. In ten seconds he can generate his own body weight in hot sauce.
-In lieu of typical hot sauces, Scoville can substitute either crystalized or liquid capsaicin. It has a heat rating of 16,000,000 Scoville units. By comparison, the hottest habanero only has a rating of 350,000. Police grade pepper spray is rated 2,000,000.
-He can increase the heat of all spicy foodstuffs, to the point of boiling or even vaporization. He can do this remotely to anything spicy affected by his gravity.
-Scoville is very protective of his glasses, for they are an expensive prescription brand and he is extremely nearsighted without them. The destruction of his glasses has been known to send him into a frightening rage, which fuels his abilities and allows him to double the rate of his sauce production in addition to drastically increasing his own body heat. At the peak of his fury, Scoville's touch can carry with it a temperature of over 950°C.
Personality- In the world of video games, there are creatures known as "squeakers". Underage gamers whose parents purchase mature rated games for them, along with an accompanying headset. These squeakers are known to be wildly rude, immature, annoying, and generally very unpleasant to deal with. Scoville, having obtained such powers as no child should be in his or her right to possess, is a rare case of the much deadlier organism thusly described as an "irl squeaker". His mischievous antics and ridiculous behaviors are tailor made to troll the world, and troll the world he does. That isn't to say he is a monster, morally speaking. Scoville isn't a murderer, isn't a great destructor. He mostly just slips hot sauce into the head dean's sandwiches, or gives the old boiler a working over to made the showers painfully hot. He pranks for fun, and though some may see him as malicious, he is really just a boy being a boy. Still, he is a very capable boy. He can and has used the full extent of his formidable power to kill those who would try to kidnap, assault, and otherwise perform seriously unlawful actions against his person. This has just so happened to include small militias and local mobsters, all of whom tasted the fiery armpits of preteen hell.
Background- Scoville grew up as your run of the mill precocious British schoolboy, studying for college and getting into all kinds of wacky shenanigans in the meantime. He'd been known by his nickname since the age of five, when he ate an entire scotch bonnet pepper and asked for seconds during a family reunion. Even his own mother calls him Scoville over his real name. As for how he gained his power? When he was seven he dumped a bottle of habanero sauce into the soup of Mary Poppins. No seriously. He pranked the holy fuck out of Mary Poppins when he happened upon her in a retirement home, when his class was going 'round singing carols to the elderly during Christmas. Using her magic, Poppins thrust a curse onto Scoville. He would never more be able to suffer the delicious pain of spicy foods, eternally immune to the heat. Unfortunately the curse backfired. Poppins, in her old age, was too much of a senile old bat to realize that he had used too much juice. He not only gave Scoville an immunity to heat, but also absolute control over it.
Theme Music-
Crazy Scion