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Cause I was thinking of making an undercover BloodElf Mage.
One of Mitonk's finest and funniest moments is comming up here in a minute haha.
Yea and Mitonk mouth don't help matters much either. He's a Gnome he can't help it :P. Would me making a secondary antagonist that would later become an ally be plausible? I have an idea for one.
I got a good one coming up for when Mitonk meets with their captain.
"WAaahh! What are you doing!?"

Mitonk knew that they had been allies in the third but the degrading of a Gnome of his tools and holding him with no rights against his will it was an act of lunacy in his mind. The shear volume of tools he had was quite impressive by anybody's stand point but the way they just tossed it around was not good. Some of his things were delicate instruments that he used on a regular basis.

"Your're stripping me!."

He was being treated like a doll the story of his life, he was gonna teach these Night Elves a lesson when he had gotten back he things. But now he felt naked without all of tools and other items that were on his personal being. At least they were kind enough to leave his goggles on he supposed. Several more items fell from Mitonk when he was turned upside down. Glaring at the Shani and Leia as the proceeded to care him as if he were dead weight.

"You will pay for what you left behind purple amazons."

Mitonk was quite agitated that he was taken as a perpetrator to some sort of crime. It was really quite maddening anymore cause it seemed like Gnomes were getting a bad rap for doing nothing to deserve such a crime. His only hope at the moment was convincing this captain of theirs that he wasn't a threat as Shani and Leia perceived him to be but that was a fading dream in all actual reality.

"It's not bravery its called be bold in the face of those that have no manners I have you know. No wonder you're still stuck with bows. Primitive amazons. Join the modern age already you old bags. You'd be amazed at some of the stuff you're missing out on you big purple apes."

Mitonk's mouth had gotten him into a few scraps and even though threatening Night Elves wasn't the greatest thing to be doing. It was in his nature to bring out the worst nine times out of ten.

"Come on where is the captain of your's amazons I don't have all day here."

Still insulting them as ever but he really wanted to get out of this mess. Show them the work order and leave. Oh and make them pay for his losses which would be quite enjoyable.
It took him a minute to get his bearing back. Making a mental note to use that much the "CC" powder, well then again it was his reputation for a large boom so it worked well.

"Thank me??? Run??"

It was rather confusing. Why? Why would need to run what was going on its not like there was undead in the sewers or anything. Worst he had heard before was some murlocs poking around but that was it. Waving Donald off as he dusted himself off, turning back to admire his work. Sewage flowed freely now. The problem was solved even if it was a tad excessive.

What Mitonk really didn't expect was the two night elves point there blades at him, in truth he had never seen one before this moment. They were tall ones that's for sure and only knowing who the duo were by the color of their skin. The stories were exaggerated vastly from what he'd heard.

Holding himself against the wall staring right back of them. Any sane Gnome would be terrified but Mitonk on the other hand was off his rocker so to speak so he couple of Night Elves didn't bother him too much. He just wasn't keen on the swords as they had gotten closer to him and the spitfire fury of question came barreling at him. Being held up though was the last straw as he started throwing that same glare back at Shani.

"Okay you hulking behemoth purple amazons pick the wax out of your ear and listen. I'm Mitonk Fastblast a Gnome engineer on a job, check my toolbox for the workorder. Second Gnomes are the best assassins because you can't see us half the time pea brain. Third I have no idea what your talking about. Forth calling me short and a TROGG is the worst thing you could've done and lastly if I wanted you'd be dead already. I'm wired with more of that big boom from earlier. Now if you don't mind let me go. My cousins Mipsy and Gimpsy are waiting."

Swatting and hitting at Shani's hand to let him go.
True, true. Little Mitonk might be part Russian and pull a Crazy Ivan on them . Or maybe he has rocket shoes who knows with the crazy shenanigans of a Gnome.
Yep an explosive meeting haha.
"Damned humans, they call this tinkering!?"

Mitonk hated tinkering after Humans, they couldn't get anything right he thought looking at the large and bulky contraption that was several times too large. If a Gnome had done it, it would be smaller and more efficient. Now he was stuck down here in the sewers having to fix some idiots mistake and the the sewage was rising at what seemed to be a noticeable level.

"Lets see what we got."

Pulling out is tool box and Gnomish army knife, with every single tool and swirly known. Plus a few extra's of his own. Examining several of the levers hitting a few with his wrench, and few more times. Scratching his goatee and then a sudden light bulb went off. Jumping up trying to pull the outtake lever down. Hanging several inches of the ground trying to pull it down jerking with his minuscule weight.

"Infernal contraption."

Letting go he went down flipping the magnifying lenses on his goggles up to investigate further. Utilizing his Gnome army knife pulling out his poking stick. Poking around both sets of gear boxes to see what the problem was. One major part is the idiots had lubricated the gears and its was grinding the gears shut. Poor lack of maintenance seemed to be the most logical conclusion that Mitonk came up with. Of course if was Gnomish it would last without maintenance throughout the ear and keep going.

"So that's why. They cant check on it and keep it greased. Bah.... Humans so typical sometimes."

Pulling out of his tool box an odd look cylindrical shaped bronze can, his handy dandy grease in a can. Well grease by products but it worked just as well and it provide some lubrication until he could actually fix the problem. Which would require new gears, new crank shafts, whirling gizmo's, lots of man hours, and who knows what else if there were any more problems. Which he figured that there would be but it was paying a job and he needed....wanted a drink. It would also be his first descent paying one in ages it seemed like.

"There we go hehe...."

Jumping up grabbing the lever once more, the lubrication worked except the gears were wrong and the passageway for the sewage slammed shut and the back up pressing against the gates. Letting go and trying push it up it was stuck, not budging as the onslaught of sledge kept building up.

"BACKWARDS! Why in tinkering would they put it BACKWARDS!" Sputtering out curses in Gnomish. "I will fix the problem."

Grinning ear to ear as the most devious idea slid into his head.

"This will fix the problem and teach them a lesson at the same time."

Rummaging threw his tool box looking for specific items, tossing a few peculiar things out with regard of the volatile nature. Climbing the adjacent later down in the sewage ducts, placing four large bronze tubes interconnected by linen fuses. Throwing the end of it back up by his tool box and crawling back up. Re-assorting his Gnomish army knife and his tool box before lighting. Catching a glimpse of figures approaching but ignored if for the moment as a struck the fuse and it started ticking.....fast.

"Run the other way." Mitonk shouted.

With his tool box in hand running towards the figures and all of a sudden BBBOOOOOMMM!!!. An explosion big enough it rattled the ground so violently that it almost knocked him from his feet.
Alright. I didn't know if you had any specific plans on introducing him so I laid back for the meanwhile. But it might be tomorrow taking care of my girl right now.
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