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Stop all of these nonsense you Communist Shart Monsters.
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EDIT: My wife calls me a 'dingus' all the time. Along with a slew of other insults and names.




Please point to the combinations that she has said to you.


Ya dingus, I cant see the image that reminds you of Sapphire.

Edit: I can see it, but ya still a big ol' dingus.
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omfg i'm dying
I don't know the character Robert all too well, but would this gif summarize his daily experience on life?

Are we talking about Halloween? Cool, I'm thinking of going trick or treating, but I would feel lonely if I go with no one and I would feel awkward if I join all of my tiny little cousins. Help, I want free candy.
Look at this thing I found.

The Overlord - Positively 4th Street


Clank, clank, clank. The Overlord's bulky suit of armor clanging against each other as he moved to the beat of his heart! However, the Overlord did have to think if his heart was still pumping out blood. He was pretty sure he was still alive, although being birthed by the most evil being in the world, raised by half-witted minions in the core, corrupted by the magical explosion of the Tower Heart, and being trained in dangerous magic did raise some questions. The Overlord was now legitimately questioning if he was actually still alive, both of his hands outstretched as his piercing glowing eyes tried to find something that would solve this conundrum. Continuing to walk down the path to the noise, the Overlord slowly placed his hand in where the heart would be found, and waited for something.

Nothing... Well, it seems that the Overlord is just a walking corpse fueled with supernatural magic! It didn't matter to him that much, but it was nice to see that he had further reasons to not relate himself to his slaves! Ha! The Overlord took his hand off of his chest... Wait... The metal man looked down to find his hand had been placed upon his chest plate, oh. I guess this is why the Overlord needs something rather evil to do, if nothing too evil happens around him then he just starts to embarrass himself. The Overlord mentally sighed to himself, lifting his Apocalyptor slightly into his shoulder before making it slam back into his armor causing a mighty clank! Just as he seemed to ring out his position, almost instantaneously someone responded to his disgruntled noises, and the voice was all too familiar. The Overlord swiveled his head towards DIO's direction, and it seemed that someone else was tagging along side of the creature. Who was that? She seemed hazily familiar, but her body seemed rather nice... She seemed to be someone that could be added upon his collection of mistresses! The Overlord thought about that for only a couple of seconds before bashing the idea away, his three mistresses are barely getting along together, and adding another wouldn't help the situation at home. With that thought out of his mind, the Overlord accepted DIO's offer by walking slightly closer to the two, barely making eye contact before the three continued their way over to the curious source of many screams.

Making their way over to the pained sounds of Roanapour, the Overlord and his two allies managed to pinpoint the exact location of a rather unimpressive sight. He expected some sort of gigantic monster to rampage across this place, not some kind of magically enabled child! The Overlord stood by his usual stance behind that of DIO and Juri, standing aggressively passive. It didn't take too long before the creature tried their same tricks that he had done last night, was he going to try to make yet another ally? Was another person in this rag-tag group of villains going to work? The Overlord could already tell that Juri had some type of infatuation over the demonic beast, a rather poor choice in men. Though, the Overlord can tell when people have some rather big egos, and this person seemed to be the king pin of pride. He adjusted his gigantic mace once again, sliding it across his shoulder plate as his eyes squinted at the boy.

Oh boy, this child is going to go on speech. Shit, he has faced too many of these kinds of people! Every single challenging enemy that he has ever battled against, and they never realize that these are always so boring! It also didn't seem to help that this boy had not a single shred of humility within that scrawny body. However, this person did seem that he could have the power to walk the walk, and talk the talk, though it still didn't help since the child was still a child. The taunts seemed rather nice as well, that evoked a rather nasty emotion from the Overlord as he tightened his grip upon his weapon. The Overlord kept his anger to himself, though the metal man did have some sort of grudge against this Forneus, and the Overlord doesn't forget about grudges too easily. Hefting his mace from his inactivity, the Overlord watched as this Forneus had something to show to the group, and it wasn't too pretty.

The show of force was rather impressive, the Overlord had to admit that this creature proved that he could act all high and mighty, but it still wouldn't stop the Overlord from letting his minions piss on his corpse. He was just going to be another obstacle towards his path of domination, and he would most likely be ranked two for the time being, DIO would hold the top rank for quite some time until someone else with such an overwhelming presence could even make DIO break! So, that would actually take some time. Forneus, even after showing his rather impressive powers, continued to spit in their direction. The Overlord was confused on his physiology, he wondered why Forneus's back was so straight when it should be bending for his head to stick right up his ass! Mentally chuckling at his joke, the Overlord soon found that DIO's speeches also seemed to be as powerful as his presence once he started to speak back to this water demon.

If the Overlord could smile, this would be one of those times. Varieties of insults were creatively spurned and launched with deadly precision towards Forneus's position. Seriously, the Overlord suspected that this water demon will need some Blues after being roasted as bad as forty Reds pissing lava upon his corpse! With all of those sick burns, the Overlord continued to stand on his patented aggressively passive stance, the slotted eyes still peering at the demon. Though, it was the last action that almost spurred a reaction out of the Overlord. It was almost a few seconds before the demon cat was defeated by being crushed to death... Can you kill a construct of water by crushing it? The Overlord didn't know the answer to that question, but it would be rather obvious for Forneus to react rather aggressively to DIO's 'helpful' actions, and metal suit started to spark in little jolts of lightning. It would be entertaining to be in a fight with DIO, Juri, and Forneus. He would be able to tell their fighting styles and power, though most of them have already seen it, they were mainly just showing off rather than actual combat value. So, the Overlord waited for something to pop this tense atmosphere.
Ok, I'm fine with his powers if they seem to have some limitations. I was just worrying for the Overlord's sake, because it seemed that all Forneus would need to do is just flick his wrist and drown the metal man since he ain't the best swimmer.
Soapstone - Battleship


Hands shoved inside of his pockets, Soapstone continued to wander around the desolate halls of the ship. The entire ship seemed to be completely void of life, his footsteps echoing through the unused halls. "Bloodstone wasn't kidding when he said that this place didn't have too many members," Soapstone muttered, "This ship could most likely hold hundreds of lifeforms with ease! I wonder what happened to get the numbers down so low." The gem kicked his foot across the floor, his mind trying to figure something out as he was immensely bored. The Lab was out of the question, he didn't want to spend too much time with Bloodstone and it seemed futile to go to a place where he couldn't interact with any type of object. Storage sounded mildly interesting, but he shall experiment with those body enhancers after he shall discover more things about his body. Finally, the barracks sounded dreadful. Why would he ever want to fight? Soapstone knew in a fight that he would be the first one to go down, he would rather stay in the back and let the muscle do what they are supposed to do while he shall do something safe, far away from fights. Soapstone shrugged to himself, adjusting his goggles once again before speaking to himself, "Maybe another walk around the ship will allow me to make some clear decisions."

Halfway through his silent walk, the hallways seemed to echo from another source. Soapstone perked up, it seemed that there was someone close to his proximity, was it that Bloodstone? Maybe... Maybe it could have been that other colleague that he mentioned, Chromite? Was that their name? Deep in thought, scouring his mind for a proper diagnosis of the situation, Chromite managed to find him. An unfamiliar voice pierced his ears, breaking away from his thoughts it seemed to be latter, and it was quite surprising that this gem didn't know who he was, doesn't the leader tell their soldiers about new arrivals? He mentally shrugged to himself, it just meant that he had to talk just a bit more than he would have liked to, talking to strangers was always a drag. "Mutual Beneficiaries," Soapstone quickly corrected to the confused Chromite, "I shall only be staying until I learn more about this place and the planet below us, and in service I shall follow his command... If I feel like it."
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