Dervish said
Phoenixes don't lay eggs. They have extremely violent shits that cause them to combusted and they reincarnate from the stool. I would know. I'm an authority on the matter.
Dervish said
Try bringing in some dragon eggs next time, see if they hatch.
Darog the Badger God said
It's something stupid that's to do with Doctor Who.
Barioth said
I STARTED THIS THREAD IN THE HOPES OF FINDING FELLOW CANNIBALS
sarcasm?
ImANargleHunter said
Telus has some sort of swap program where I can get a brand new phone of the same make and model (Galaxy S3) for $225. So they took my old one and gave me a loaner until my new one arrives.