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I came back to shitpost

I offer my blood as tribute.

Red VS Blue (Come Join)

An Epic Tale

*In a dusty tavern, a bard sings this tune.*

A Blue Tower Pierces The Sky
Two Warriors diligently train,
A devastating fight is nigh.

A Captain continues his toil
As a “A wild Rock Appears”
Out of the bleak battlefield Soil.

How will he attain the sharp
Stone he needs?
Wait while I play my Harp.

*Lyre Solo*

A man, a rat
The two do train.
But does the rat know that?

The rat seems a bit perplexed
Deadbeat be careful
Else your plan be vexed.

On the battlefield’s other side
A red tower does stands tall
Its soldiers are on fate’s ride.
An apple appears,
To rule them all.

*Lute Solo*

The man of (ahem) Duth ethnicity
Takes the apple
Absolutely nothing rhymes with ethnicity.
I’m done singing.

*A chorus of boos chase the man out of the tavern.*

Warriors

Red Team

Screen Acne

Character: Clown
HP: 50/50
Inventory:N/A
Notes: Boosted strength from exercise.

Duth Guy

Character: Patriotic Dutch Guy
HP: 50/50
Inventory:Apple
Notes:

Blue Team

Knight Shade

Character: Captain
HP: 50/50
Inventory:Tree branch
Notes: Has: a big rock.
Needs:Sharp, small rock.

Deadbeat

Character: Deadbeat
HP: 50/50
Inventory:N/A
Notes: Training a rat..

NPCs

Rat

Character: N/A
HP: 15/15
Inventory:???
Notes:A little confused and scared at Deadbeats attempts. Fight, flight, or train to become a karate master?

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

I also forgot the Jews, but they can breath a sigh of relief that I did.

@Dinh AaronMk

RPGuild's Spam Hunger Games: Summer Slaughter edition

Young Stephen Hawking

Counting with pictures

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

<Snipped quote by KnightShade>

I'll do that to ur butt

@Doivid

He's definitely been Devoid of something.

Red VS Blue (Come Join)

Under the tower of glowing blood red in the piercing sunlight, a man prepares for war. Sweat drips off his face, smearing his white face paint. Despite this extreme pain, this warrior keeps pushing his body to the limit. When he feels like stopping, images of a child's birthday pass through his mind, and he pushes himself harder. This clown will be the end to his enemies!

His comrade roams the woods his Duth instinct, honed over years of training, leads him on his journey. He finds the only perfect tree, exactly what he was looking for. Using his Duth strength, he rocks the tree with the force of seven men. Down falls his prize, almost as if from heaven. What secrets does this mystery fruit hold.

Over on the other end of the battle field a blue tower dominates the sky line. Underneath its watchful gaze, her warriors train for war. The Confederate Soldier Sailor uses their survival skills to find the perfect branch. Using the powerful muscles of an Oceaneer, he tears the branch from its tree. With this branch great things shall be accomplished, and enemies shall fall.

The Sailor’s brother on the battlefield uses his mystic powers to summon a fearsome beast; The dreaded rat, a species who has extinguished the lives of thousands of men, women, and children. Now the one none Deadbeat needs to use his skills he learned from watching Survivorman (Game of Thrones wasn’t on that day.) to decide what to do with this beasts of nightmares.



Warriors

Red Team

Screen Acne

Character: Clown
HP: 50/50
Inventory:N/A
Notes: Boosted strength from exercise.

Duth Guy

Character: Patriotic Dutch Guy
HP: 50/50
Inventory:N/A
Notes: Found an apple mystery fruit.

Blue Team

Knight Shade

Character: Captain
HP: 50/50
Inventory:Tree branch
Notes: N/A

Deadbeat

Character: Deadbeat
HP: 50/50
Inventory:N/A
Notes: Found a rat.

NPC's

Rat

Character: N/A
HP: 15/15
Inventory:???
Notes:A little smelly.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

CHARMA CHARMA CHARMA CHARMA CHARMELEON

Make America Drunk Again

I'm trying to think of a Curse of the Black Pearl pun, but I've got nothing.