Jster

If You Like Spooky Stuff

Reminds me of Penpal from r/nosleep.

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Darog the Badger God said
Defo, you are actually on my "people I'd like to meet" list xD.

Never under any circumstances should people in spam meet in person.

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Dervish said
Wasn't the big one horse cocks for a while?

I had one infraction all 5 years on the site. And it was horse cock related.

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Doivid said
I think the wording on this may be off.

"Yes sir, I believe we have more evidence that Doivid is a robot who doesn't understand human humor."

"What do you mean?"

"He didn't get a dick joke Sir."

"A dick joke?! Well slap me silly and call me Larry..."

*Smack*

"Whatever you say Larry."

"God damn it man, that wasn't serious."

"My bad Sir. I'll keep an eye on the situation."

"Report back to me whenever Doivid doesn't get a joke. We need to keep an eye on that fucker."

"Yes sir!"

Today is the day

My limited knowledge of New York is from TV.

So good luck with that.

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ImANargleHunter said
Jster, you ghost.Comfort me or something

Why am I comforting you?

Also boo.

Have to fullfill my ghostly duties.

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Darkel said
Sure. But if I bring back an STD, it's on you.

I would post a picture of a full body condom costume but I have been gone too long to skirt the rules that closesly.

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Lady Squee said
I've missed you.

IT'S CAUSE I'M FUNNY RIGHT?

SAY IT'S CAUSE I'M FUNNY.

(I use RPG to validate my existence every few months)

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Darkel said
This is the most genius thing I've read all day. Do this. I would follow this man's word into the pits of Tartarus. He obviously knows what he's doing.

Oh hey that's perfect! I left my keys there last time I was drunk. Do you think you could go and find them for me? That'd be great.

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I think that's pretty sad now that I think about it.