Newfie joke time!!
The RCMP were looking for the man who was making illegal screech in Newfoundland, and after several leads they came across this old docker whom they were told would know. The investigating officer brought him into the station and asked him point blank, "Do you know who makes the moonshine in Harbour Grace?"
"Oh, sure I do!"
The officers all got excited. "Really? Tell us who! Who!"
The old docker grinned at them and said, "It's the same feller what makes the sun shine in Carbonear!"
(Edit: A clarification - Joke told by Newfoundlanders, not about them.)