Foxxie said
I had an acquaintance like that, once. Have you suggested flavored water or adding Mio or Crystal Light or something to water? There are sugar and caffeine-free varieties if you are truly concerned about leading her away from after-dinner soda.
"Why would you pay 2... maybe 3 dollars for a little bottle of mio, and then add it to gross water, when you could spend 2 dollars on a big bottle of soda. Ask yourself that."
^ Her response to that suggestion.
Now she's rambling about tapioca balls and I really don't know how we got from point A to point B since I tuned her out while I was typing. And in the time it took for me to type
that she started rambling about Jack Harkness. Now I'm telling her to go to sleep.