Kaga

Character Crossover Crisis City

It certainly didn’t take Vash very much time to get into the party, as, before long, the red-clad gunman found himself rather inebriated, ranting with a smile on his face to the three-foot-tall yellow salamander creature walking beside him, bottle still in hand. Tied around his forehead was what appeared to be a necktie. Where did he get it? No one knows. “So then — and this is the best part,” he continued telling his epic tale, stumbling along as he did so. “The dragon thing, just when I thought it had had enough, changed shape.” he told it. “And I mean toooootally changed shape. Wasn’t even the same dragon anymore — all bright and shiny like it was — and stronger, too!” he paused to take another swig. “So then, I started fighting against that dragon, cuz you know, I didn’t want anyone to get hurt — but then, that guy, you know, the guy I mentioned earlier? I saw him up on the dragon’s neck, trying to kill the thing,” The salamander nodded, listening intently. “And then, before I could even do anything, I saw that girl — you know, the girl I mentioned earlier? And she was coming at the thing with her sword like this,” he stopped and swung his bottle-hand out in front of him to demonstrate, taking on a sloppy attack pose. “So you know what I did?” he asked rhetorically, looking back down at his amphibious companion. “I didn’t wanna see anyone die, so without even thinking, I launched myself off the rocks and tackled her out of the air!” he exclaimed, lunging forward and tossing himself onto the ground.

“And then… it was all over. I saw the dragon collapse, and then, the trial was done…” he continued dramatically, still lying in the dirt. “I couldn’t save the thing, unfortunately…” he trailed off. “But!” he spoke up triumphantly. “At least I tried… and that’s the important thing, right?! You gotta at least try to save everyone! You gotta try…” he rambled, starting to bring himself up off the ground.

At that moment, he noticed Saber standing only a few feet away from him, ordering food from the sand where Archer was cooking. Vash stopped and stared for a few seconds before a reaction finally kicked in. He began pointing frantically at them. “Look! Look!” he told the salamander. “It’s them! It’s those guys! You know, the guys I told you about earlier?” Still crouching on the ground, he turned the salamander’s body so that it faced them. “Say hello to my fellow challengers!!” he grinned.

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Magic Magnum said

Spoiler tags! Books is behind!!

Anywho,

Spoiler

Do you honestly think that Moffat will bring Danny back now? Just given everything they went through to write him off... I doubt it at this point. I mean, I know it's POSSIBLE, but... I think the Clara-is-pregnant scenario is more likely at this point, given the circumstances.

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Muse narrowed his eyes at Books’ words, nodding slowly as she attempted to work through what she had said. Though since she didn’t recall ever being a “human lizard hybrid” (at least not recently), she still had no idea what was going on. Thankfully, Rae’s explanation made things a bit clearer. “Ohhhh they drugged me? That explains some things.” she replied. “I remember waking up feeling like I was drunk off my ass, and then they had me drink something that cleared my head up quite a bit. But then, I realized that I could hardly go anywhere so long as I had a penis, so then when they weren’t looking, I did this!” she explained, twirling around a bit to show off her new body. “Though I’m not sure that whatever they gave me to start with has worn off completely… my head’s still feeling a little bit fuzzy.” she told them. And, as they had perhaps noticed, she was also rather easily distracted.

“Right! The monster thing!!” she exclaimed, bringing herself back to the problem at hand. “Yeah! It’s, kind of like, attacking people out there in the more open areas…” she explained in response to Books, sounding a bit frantic but also not totally capable of putting her words together right. “I kind of get the feeling that it’s not supposed to be here. Do you guys know how it got in?” she asked.

Then, she turned towards Gwazi again. “And you!” she spoke up. “You… you… you’re being silent.” she noted. “So silent that I feel like I’m gonna have to tally mark my arms just to remember that you’re even there…” she droned on. “…Speaking of which, what did you say you were doing here, again?” she asked. After all, this guy didn’t look much like one of the tribe, now that she thought about it.

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AAAAAAAH I JUST NOTICED THE CRAZIEST THING!!!

DW spoiler

In Listen, we met a man who was clearly the descendant of Danny... And the implied descendant of Danny and Clara, specifically.

But... Danny's dead now, so... that must mean that... Clara is pregnant. O.O

That's the only way that descendant could still exist.

Edit: ADDITIONALLY,

Spoiler

When Clara was flipping out at the Doctor in Dark Water, and he scanned her with the screwdriver and said she was a "big mess of chemicals", I assumed he was referring to PMS. But... looking back on it, it's possible that that's not quite where those hormones were coming from. o.o

On an unrelated note, sorry I haven't posted for GM yet despite clearly having the time to post in general. My muse has been elsewhere (no pun intended).

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booksmusicanime said
I feel like I should make a post but then I'm waiting for Kaga to post..THE CONFLICTING IDEAS ARE WORSE THAN THE FEELS!!!

Following turn order is generally the best idea... And I'm pretty sure you're still waiting on me.

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Magic Magnum said
That last post seems more appropriate for me to let the others respond to first rather than me.But god damn it Kaga! XDYou're whole "Girls, do these boobs seem right" bit almost had me laughing like a maniac in the middle of my college cafeteria.Thankfully, I managed to control myself so no one ended up asking "What's so funny". Cause then I would had to reply "Boob humor". Now I feel like I'm a little kid just hearing the word 'boobs' for the first time...

You're welcome.

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The woman seemed rather confused by the two girls’ responses, as if not expecting them to be so quick to defend Gwazi. “Whaa…?” she tilted her head slightly. “What’s up with you two?” she asked. “I don’t care that he’s here — s’not like I’m gonna alert the authorities or anything — but, like, since it seems like men aren’t allowed in unless invited or whatever, I’m just kind of amazed he was able to sneak in without having to pull something like-” she then stopped abruptly, and, looking down at herself and then at the girls, her brain finally made a crucial connection that it had somehow earlier missed. “Ohhhhh I see what’s going on here!” she laughed. “Ahahahah, you guys don’t recognize me, do you?” she chirped. “It’s me; Muse!” she grinned and waved at the two of them.

“Seems like this was the only way to easily navigate the place…” she explained, looking down at her new body again. “Oh! And since you’re here, I need a female opinion,” she spoke up to the girls. “Do these look like a decent size to you?” she asked, scooping up her own breasts in her hands. “It’s hard to tell when making a body like this; I mean, I don’t want to make them too big, because that’s just showing off. But then, at the same time, I don’t want to be too modest, either, and make myself flat — that probably just makes me look like I have self-esteem problems or something….” she rambled, looking down at her C cup.

“Ah! Focus, Muse, focus!” She told herself, snapping back to the situation at hand. “You there!” she quickly turned back to Gwazi. “You said you were just stopping here for supplies…” she echoed his words, thinking them over carefully. “But that… seems weird. I mean, they don’t seem like they’re particularly fond of visitors. Is it really that easy to get in?” she asked. “Actually, wait a minute,” she spoke up again before Gwazi could answer. “Thinking about it now, I really don’t remember how I got here…” she turned to the girls again. “How did we get here?”

Bye spam

What even is the point of a goodbye thread when there's virtually no one to say goodbye to?

Got a tooth pulled

Frizan said
My wisdom teeth came in just fine, didn't need any work done on them.Suck it.

:<

Magic Magnum said
What's the Doctor Who Theme like while high?

I don't remember.

All I remember was seeing some aliens that I thought looked reeeaally cool and really realistic-looking, but thinking back on it they probably actually looked really fake and terrible, since it was a Classic episode. Also, the episodes in the season I was watching were 45 minutes long, instead of 23 (like most Classic episodes), but not knowing this at the time I watched as any nearby clocks would indicate that more than a half hour had gone by despite a single episode not being over with yet, which led me to believe that time in real life was going wibbly-wobbly. Oh, and the Doctor fixed the chameleon circuit. ...I was surprised to find out later that that actually happened, and I didn't just imagine it.

Also, the episode was called "Attack of the Cybermen", but I don't remember seeing any Cybermen. @_@

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ladyonyx04 said
Hmmm....yes. That makes sense. Who were you thinking? Cause I'm thinking maybe...Jake? But completely up to you as long as its not her mum, dad, or Mickey

Aww, there go my top choices. Jake it is, then.