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10 yrs ago
Current Murdering literature
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10 yrs ago
I will take your heart and divide it by zero.
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10 yrs ago
My sexual orientation is that of a Demon Triangle.
10 yrs ago
Working on a Roleplay idea, it will hopefully work out.
10 yrs ago
Spam is a place of pure and utter terror.
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Bio

''A state of endless euphoria is precisely what it feels like to be taught the arts of writing. To wield it with precision is to wield a weapon of unrivaled literary power. Now, no one dares question what it would feel like to live in the world of literacy, for it would be unmatched, words being unable to express your emotion.''

- Anon

Introduction
I am KaiserAuto, somewhat nameless as of now, but I could most probably throw out my name should the desire rise. As a Roleplayer I am far from inexperienced, I've spent some time roleplaying on multiple other forums, on G+ and even on Facebook. I felt the need for higher quality roleplaying, and thus I journeyed onwards, much like my friends, from the low standards of FB and G+.

Roleplay Genre Interests
Whilst I am not specially inclined to anything of the sort, I am, however, most familiar, and most comfortable, around a fantasy setting. Whilst I've done my roleplaying in anything from modern to science fiction, I feel specially attached to the idea of which fantasy brings me. So, whilst I'm open to anything good, I am especially inclined (and somewhat biased) to join Fantasy roleplays that pick my fancy.

Roleplay History
It may not exactly be as you'd expect, this roleplay history, it will be short and kept to the smallest possible limit, since I don't have much space to write.

As I said prior, I've roleplayed on FB and G+, I spent the most time on there roleplaying stuff like combat, fighting, and somewhat sketchy romance clichés. I had numerous circle of friends and I would quite honestly say that I built up quite the reputation. Whilst those around me where maybe not the best and grammatically efficient, (Hell, I'm not that good at grammar myself) it was certainly good times whilst it lasted, but repeated irritation due to quality, technique, and godmodding, lead me to quit that scene for a while. Now I'm here, hopefully for a while.

Roleplay Preferences
Once In a roleplay I would certainly choose something along the lines of a villain, mainly because I am able to roleplay one with utmost ability. I'm more inclined to roleplay villains simply because I find it interesting to confront a band of righteous warriors as a somewhat evil Dark Lordwith ulterior motives. This interest came to me after reading a multitude of books and pieces of literature, and quickly I found myself interested more in the villain role rather than the heroic one.

Roleplay ''Difficulty''
I don't feel inclined to join any sort of following between the three 'ranks' of 'difficulty' in this forum, I am happy being able to freely move between the three and join if there's anything interesting to join. I could do Advanced, Casual, and Free.

Most Recent Posts

Whilst I generally have no trouble with the japanification of characters, it all depends on the setting. If you're roleplaying some sort of dark fantasy set in a distant time-frame where all things revolve around war, and everyone's brittish, you can't just have Mr. Hiroshi Kiyo walk about cooking ramen for all the buff super amazing brits around him.
I'm not all to willing to continue arguing, so I'll let this be my final post on the matter.

Men clad in black steel, a super alloy, from head to toe, cannot be killed. It's as easy as that. Sure, they can be hit with a giant arrow from a ballista, but no human would ever be able to cut through this super alloy with any weapons of sane qualities. I don't care if they can know fear and route should the pressure apply itself, or if they can be killed by ballista shots- the reason is that you shouldn't have to face an enemy that 'knows no fear, and can defeat all evil', the fact that they can only be logically attacked by some super mage is kinda.

I don't want to be a tau soldier without access to long-range weaponry and fight a space marine of the ultramarines.

If you don't understand the metaphor then I will rephrase.

Samurai versus roman legioneer with access to a knights plate armor, but instead of plate it's made of steel and he has a giant tower shield to boot. Sure he can't move as well as my samurai can, but who said he'd need to since he's got access to a mace of insane might he can probably just wing it until he's hit my samurai, at which point he'll instantly fall to his knees.

Sure there are joints, but no sane man, nor logical arrow would kill anyone via those.

But in the worst case I'll just say that my swords can cut through wood like the katana cut through flesh.

Edit: For the sake of clarity, I have nothing against your deity. I think he's cool and all but your nation is what is worrying me man.
I read everything of everyones things ever, why you may ask?

Because I'm terribly bored, I'm not even joking. I read everything in Free, I read everything in Casual, I read everything in advanced. It's become a sort of hobby, but also my personal trend. It might even happen that I enter some random roleplay thread and read the characters and then leave before anyone can even spot that I'm there. I'm like an information broker, just not earning any money.

However when I make a character I just write something, tweak it until it works, and polish it until it's hopefully as fine as a porche. You heard it here first, folks.

Edit:
I've been checking Arena out for a while, I want to enter it but... Well, I have no clue as to what is going on whenever I go there.
"I hate you so much that I literally want to punch yer f00kin 'ead in...
Only thing keepin' me is this bloody glass mate!"
Unless you get Goku, who is able to kill Goku, and the sun- that is scientifically proven.

Don't ask how, but Goku seems to be able to punch his way through all the cancers.
Screw Star Wars, literally.
@TheSecret

I can promise you that there will be all kinds of individuals should there be enough interest to start this roleplay off!
Turn 7!


Also nice avatar, Kaiser.


Thanks a lot mate, I can say the same about the post.
Certainly, any day of the week.

I'll wait for one more and then I'll get the OOC up and running.
Understood, and please, for the sake of Jesus, invite anyone who might be interested.
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