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    1. Karl Kadaver 9 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current I hesitate to call it a triumphant return, but let's just see how it goes. ;)
9 yrs ago
Proper spelling and grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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9 yrs ago
"RP DM" when said aloud sounds like "Carpe Diem". Coincidence? I think not.
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9 yrs ago
Haven't said anything here for a while. Let's keep it that way.
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9 yrs ago
Stumpiversary is coming up in a little over a month! ^_^
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Bio

Almost everything you need to know about me is here: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers..

Umm...what else can I say about myself? I dunno. I'm part cyborg (my leg). That's kinda interesting, I guess. I'm a brony, but I honestly haven't followed anything having to do with FIM since, like, Season 3...ish. I like creepypastas...in fact, I have a couple in the works. And I'm in the process of writing an SCP. That's cool, right? That's what cool kids do? I like anime, video games,...uh, music...and...uh...stuff. *vague babbling*

Oh! I'm on Steam! "Karl Kadaver"

Most Recent Posts

@Aerandir
I never really thought about it until now. Usually when I'm writing I try to stick to at the very least, the general terminology of the time period. But this mostly pertains to when I'm "in character". Like when a character is speaking of thinking to themselves. In italics, you know?

But generally, I think that the narrator exists outside of time and space, so much like the Genie in Aladdin, I may drop a reference to the present day without thinking about it. More for the reader's benefit, I suppose.

I'm not even offended that you called me out on it, because like you said, it's an interesting point and something I'll have to keep in mind for the future.

That, and autocorrect is my sworn enemy... :/
@Vocab
She's currently at a play. She sent me a message a little while ago.

Whether or not she'll fall asleep at said play...*shrug* :P
Fey


The young witch was frankly stunned when two gentlemen stepped up to her stand. Usually her first customers were women or even children, wanting to see her oddities.

One of the men, a hulking (at least compared to her) man started perusing her wares. She was about to tell him that he shouldn't be touching the merchandise, but the other man, clad head to toe in light armor and looking to all the world like some kind of...

Hunter...

Fey's eyes went wide, even as he asked about Wolfsbane, gold, lavender, and silver. She knew as well as anyone that those were materials that were specifically sought to combat witches, her kind. She stammered slightly. "W-we...I don't carry those things..."

"I'll take this olive oil, the other man said just then. Fey took the money that he left on hr cart and as he walked away, her sense of stairway wit kicked in and she said, as much to herself as to the Hunter who stood before her, "He must've mean, 'I-love-you' oil." She managed a weak laugh as she spotted Sombra out of the corner of her eye. She shook her head slightly. If this guy found her out and meant to kill her, she didn't want Sombra to jump the gun. She could easily escape into the shadows of things got dicey.

She cleared her throat and spoke to the Hunter again. "I don't carry those things because I sold the last of my stock in the last town... Do you know how hard gold is to come by?" She spread her hands over her wares and added, "But you're free to see if there might be anything else you'd be interested in?" She held one of her crystals aloft, dangling by a leather strap. "For instance, this crystal can redirect you inner humours and align them to...increase your...stamina." She gave a weak smile that made it seem obvious that not even she believed what she was saying.

In fact, inwardly, she was too distracted by planning her way out of this guy found her out.

@Aerandir@agentmanatee
@Aerandir
I completely agree. I could easily see them being back to back badasses.
I'm going to read over the posts, then I'm off to bed for the night.

G'night, all! ^_^V
@Aerandir
When I looked it up, the source I found couldn't seem to decide if it was 18:10 or 11, so I went with 11. I'd be more than willing to bet, though, if I cracked open a Bible, you would be correct. ^_^

Yeah...he's...not especially faithful. :P
Blaine

”Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio, contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium. Imperet illi Deus, supplices deprecamur: tuque, Princeps militiae coelestis, Satanam aliosque spiritus malignos, qui ad perditionem animarum pervagantur in mundo, divina virtute, in infernum detrude…”

The priest laid his hands on the wooden sword that had been placed before him. Blaine knelt on the other side, head cast low, reciting his own prayer under his breath. “Whatever god or angel is listening, lend me your strength so that I can strike down your enemies. Harden my heart against them, so that I can’t hear their pleas for mercy…”

The priest clapped his hands together, interrupting Blaine’s prayer. “The blessing is complete, my son. Go forth and slay the wicked under God’s sight.”

Blaine retrieved his sword and slid it under his cloak, then he glanced up at the priest. “If it pleases you, I might stay and continue my prayers.”

The priest nodded, then turned and strode down the aisle toward the door. As he did, he passed a quartet of nuns who strode purposefully up the aisle. The priest nodded to them, "Sisters..." he greeted as he passed.

The lead nun nodded brusquely and continued on her way. Almost as if they floated on air, the nuns quickly flanked Blaine as he was just finishing the last muttered words of his prayer. The lead nun placed her hand on his shoulder and Blaine stiffened, but then quickly relaxed.

He kept his voice low so as not to upset the priest, who was just now exiting the chapel. "You're so eager for my blood that you won't wait for me to step outside the church?" He smirked. "Either you're confident...or stupid."

The hand tightened on his shoulder as the other disguised witches prepared a spell. The leader finally spoke. "The Mistress sends her regards." Blaine began to feel warm as he recognized the words of an ignition spell. From his kneeing position, he quickly drew his blade and swung it at the feet of one of the witches, tripping her and burning her ankles. In one smooth motion he spun and rose to his feet, pointing his sword at the second nearest witch. He leveled his gaze at her and spoke very plainly. "I may be a killer, but I am not without honor. I refuse to shed blood in this sacred place. If you leave now, I will spare you."

The leader laughed. "Oh ho! A Hunter who abandons the hunt? This'll be easier than I thought!" She would be the first to taste Blaine's blade. As she dove toward him, he extended his arms, plunging his sword into her chest. The sound of burnt flesh was quickly accompanied by the scent of the same, which always assaulted Blaine's nostrils.

Another witch screamed in fury and pounced.


Blaine sheathed his sword as he exited the church, quickly finding the priest who was cowering just around the corner. The Hunter looked in his direction, bowed his head and simply stated, "Forgive me, Father. Their bodies remain, but should be burnt immediately..."

Ethan

Ethan stepped through the doors to the tavern. He had been hot on the trail of the witch who had killed his brother, and he had finally gotten a name before stopping off to get some food and drink in him before setting off in the evening.

Medusa Bloodrose

Word was, she was powerful. She never even bothered hiding, or so they say. As he sat at the far end of the tavern, he noticed a couple other fellows, decked out in more gear than they needed, likely Hunters like himself. He also took notice of the girl who seemed to have the guys eating out her hand...that is, they would be if she wasn't busy accepting drinks from them. He smirked at the prospect of a decent challenge. An (admittedly bad) habit of his involved challenging the prettiest girls to drinking contests, to test their mettle. And if they turned out to be a witch, well...he always fought better after he had a few drinks in him. Liquid courage, and all that.

He let out a sharp whistle and waved to the bartender. "I'd like to buy the pretty girl a drink! And one for myself, of course. I'll have what she's having." He laid several shillings on the table and leaned back in his seat.

Fey

"Word is, Medusa Bloodrose is the worst of the worst."
"Word is, she drains her victims of their bodily fluids and uses them to water her plants."
"Word is, she kills any man who gets close to her."
"Word is-"

"Okay!" Fey shushed her familiar, and spoke in hushed tones. "I know, Sombra, but if mother trusts her, then I trust her." Fey travelled through the center of town, lugging her personal belongings in a small cart. The cart also contained several of her family's wares: 'healing' crystals, 'love' potions, dream catchers, and other assorted knick knacks for sale. As she pushed the cart, trying to draw as little attention to herself as possible, Sombra laid over her shoulders and whispered doom and gloom into her ear. Fey had always assumed that he did this partly because he wanted to protect her, and partly because he enjoyed seeing her nervous.

Sombra huffed and laid his head down before quickly picking it back up again. "There's a place." He looked in the general direction of the tavern. "Set up there."

Fey sighed. This was all her mother's idea, sending her to live with Medusa, but it had been Sombra's idea to try to sell some wares in route. To "make some scratch" he told her.

Sombra heard her sigh and huffed. "Oh, c'mon. There's no harm in making a little money before we get there... Besides, we'd be intruding if we didn't offer something in return. And, you know that coin is the universal language."

Fey muttered back, "I don't sell things...I keep the till balanced."

Sombra smiled cheekily. "And this is your chance to expand your horizons! Don't worry...I'll try to pinch some purses while you do your thing." With that, he hopped onto Fey's shadow and disappeared. The young witch could see his orange eyes appear here and there in the shadows that were cast all over town, and she wished that she could do the same...except, she wouldn't be able to haul her cart...

She set up a short distance from the tavern. She kicked the stand out under the cart and folded the top to reveal a few shelves, all with her wares in easy view. She stood completely straight as she recalled the words that she had rehearsed time and time again. After a few seconds, she opened her eyes and clapped her hands together, then, as if her personality performed a complete one-eighty, she plastered a huge smile on her face and threw her hands into the air.

"COME ONE, COME ALL TO FEY'S SHOP OF THE ODD AND CURIOUS! FEELING UNLUCKY IN LOVE? COME SAMPLE A CONCOCTION THAT WILL WILL MAKE ANYONE SWOON! WITCHES HAUNTING YOUR DREAMS, BUY A DREAMCATCHER AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NIGHTMARES! COME, COME, DON'T BE SHY! STEP RIGHT UP AND PERUSE MY MAGICAL WARES!" The smile stayed plastered to her face as a few curious customer approached her.

Okay, Fey...just like we practiced... She took a breath before greeting her first customer.
I have alcohol in a spray bottle...
But I have the feeling that would do more harm than good... :/
@Madame Kitten
I have no idea what you're talking about, my sweet. I was just introducing our victims friends to the Roleplay. :3





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