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<Snipped quote by MelonHead>

I'm with the Melon.


I'll admit I based him on one of my TAs. Brilliant guy, and terribly young, but clearly not...present.

Gave me an A in the class, but probably because I was the only one who understood his Game of Thrones references.
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“Are you sure this is a good idea?”

Amy, the teaching assistant for “Magic 102: Introduction to Elemental Theory”, stood in the doorway of Klaus’s faculty quarters as he tripped about the room, stuffing various belongings into a travelling bag.

“Yes. Have you seen my spectacles?”

“In the sock pile.”

“Of course.” Klaus picked them up, wiped at the lenses, and put them on. He blinked owlishly at Amy. “Why are you still here?”

Amy sighed. “I just- well, I’m not sure if it’s a good idea for you to travel alone.”

“Why not?”

“Oh, come on, Professor Banning.”

In many ways, Amy was Klaus’s caretaker as well as teaching assistant. She extinguished his wardrobe when he set it on fire, led him patiently back to his quarters when he got lost sleepwalking, and gently coaxed him down from rooftops whenever he got the urge to walk the railing.

(The faculty at Ironwood had drawn straws for that task. Amy lost.)

Klaus was not ungrateful. He was well aware of Amy’s utility and personal sacrifice. This, however, was not a conversation he wanted to be having.

“Don’t you have papers to grade?”

Amy heaved a sigh. “Professor Banning, nobody wrote their final papers. You failed them all mid-semester.”

This was news to Klaus. “Did I”

“You said none of them had a healthy respect for, uh, chaos theory.”

Klaus stiffened. “No, they did not. Good riddance. Kids these days, Amy, I swear. Where’s my butt plug?”

“Your what? No- you know what, never mind. Professor, I really don’t think-”

“That concerns me, Amy. You’re a degree candidate. That requires thought.”

“You’re not even allowed in the capitol!” Amy spread her hands in exasperation.

Klaus lifted a finger. “I’m not allowed on university grounds. The city itself is fine. I checked the laws.”

“See, the fact that you’ve done something- something so egregiously awful that the country’s best university won’t let you step foot on campus-”

“No, Amy, I will not tell you what happened at Highmont. Stop asking.” Klaus

“I wasn’t-” Amy was visibly struggling for words. “Sir, you’ve been perfectly happy in your lab the last few years. I just don’t understand why you think you have to go.”

Klaus paused. Amy watched him expectantly; eyes wide, questioning, innocent.

She hadn’t seen what he’d seen. She hadn’t heard the echoing roar; she hadn’t seen the flames and carnage, the horrifying vision of things to come.

He’d thought it was happening again. He’d thought it was just like five years ago at Highmont, when they found him shrieking in his lab.

But no- the King had seen it, and others had seen it, which meant that Klaus was not going mad.

Or maybe they were all going mad.

“No,” he told Amy, “I wouldn’t expect you to.”

~

“Please stop poking me.” The gatekeeper was visibly annoyed.

“I’m not poking you.” Klaus poked the gatekeeper. “Wow. What an art. You can see my past? You can see everything?”

“Professor Banning, you are holding up the line.”

Klaus glanced perfunctorily at those waiting behind him. “How much detail? Does it intesify when I touch you?” he demanded.

“Sir-”

“Why haven’t I met you? Were you at the university? I can’t believe this is the first time I’ve- you have to let me study you, this is incredible-”

Sir, either get in the castle or get out of line.

Klaus tripped hastily through the gate.

His self-directed tour of the grounds was sadly cut short by the aggressively polite wait staff, who directed him to a large dining hall. He strode in just as Elden and Riya introduced themselves to each other, and slid into the chair next to Riya.

“Klaus,” he added by way of introduction, “although I’m sure I’ll be repeating that throughout the evening. We should just assign ourselves numbers. I do that to my students. Makes everyone’s lives easier.”

He surveyed the table with glee. “Sprouts!” he said, pleased. “Helps you pass stool. The King’s a wise, wise man.”


Description: Klaus is easily recognized by his shock of white hair, undoubtedly the result of some magical experiment gone awry. The rest of him is unremarkable. The image above is a portrait of Klaus during his university days. He's clearly aged since then (read: stretched out like a scarecrow), but is unable to sit still long enough for another portrait.

Name: Klaus Banning

Age: Biologically 26, has the job of a 50 year old, and acts like he's 5.

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual. Seriously, he'll take what he can get.

Occupation: Assistant Professor of Elemental Magic at the University of Ironwood

Weaponry: A heavily modified crossbow that definitely has more features than needed in battle (cup-holder? Really?), none of which seem to have improved Klaus's melee ability. It's uncertain whether Klaus is aware that crossbows are suppose to be used to vanquish enemies and not to capture interesting insect specimens. Ah, well, academia.

Apparel: Klaus wears a simple brown traveling cloak and boots. He'll occasionally don faculty robes when he's feeling up to it, but those days are getting rarer and rarer.

Equipment: Scrolls, quills, and a butter knife. Various knick knacks stowed away in the infinite pockets of his cloak.

Skills: Klaus is an exceptionally talented at his specific branch of elemental magic and exceptionally clumsy at almost every other activity, including walking.

Magical abilities: Klaus is trained in elemental magic and has a particular affinity for summoning lightning, although he's only ever done it to study electric charges. Despite the obvious offensive potential, he has yet to display any talent for fighting. Years in the ivory tower will do that to you.

Personality: For someone with a history of manic outbursts, Klaus is remarkably stable. He's affable enough, albeit mildly autistic. He's a little too quick to laugh, a little too slow to appreciate the gravity of a situation, and prone to spouting irrelevant trivia at inopportune moments. For the most part he's chatty, funny in an off-kilter way, and enthusiastically curious about everything. Has an uncomfortable tendency to treat acquaintances like interesting specimens. He's unfortunately prone to arrogance when it comes to academics, but that's to be expected.

Backstory:

Nine years ago, the future looked bright for a young Klaus Banning. He'd just graduated from the University of Highmont with a degree in elemental magic at the precocious age of seventeen. The university had offered him a job as a teaching assistant, which he'd accepted. He could continue his magical research with the university's vast resources at his disposal. He was going to publish groundbreaking tomes on the nature of elemental magic. He was going to get tenure.

The first few years went well. Klaus became assistant professor, then professor, then chair of his department. He was young, brilliant, and respected. He was a prodigy, dammit.

Then the trouble started. Klaus had always been interested in the bizarre and unexplainable, but the university became worried that his research was crossing the line into Black magic. Above that, he wasn't sleeping. More than once he was seen with sparks flying out of his hair. He was summoned before the board more and more often, to no avail. Professor Banning was just getting weird.

Klaus's students vaguely understood that he thought he was on the brink of something groundbreaking, something that would fundamentally alter magical theory. But no one understood exactly what that something entailed, so they learned to avoid his office hours and to stop sitting in the front row on the days he was involuntarily breathing fire.

It's unclear what happened next. By some reports, Klaus had a manic episode in the lab and went on some kind of magical acid trip, destroying half the basement floor and costing the university thousands in damages. A more sympathetic story holds that government officials approached him about developing his electrical magic for military purposes, and did not react favorably when he refused.

Most of the students believed Klaus had simply been driven mad by his own research. Professor Banning had looked into the abyss, and the abyss had broken him.

In any case, Klaus was denied tenure, stripped of his position and research resources, and kicked out of Highmont to boot.

The details of the next two years are equally murky. Some former students believed that he'd set about traveling the kingdom. Some thought he'd taken up refuge in the Truesh Peaks. Others were convinced he'd been committed to a mental institution.

And then he was back, with no explanation as to where he'd gone. He looked a little worn around the edges, a little more manic if you looked closely at his eyes, but otherwise appeared to have recovered. Highmont refused to allow him back onto the faculty, but the smaller institution at Ironwood eagerly offered him an assistant teaching position. (This title is generous, as Klaus does very little teaching and very much jumping out at students from random corners on campus for fun.)
@Kierkegaard Is it wrong to say that Klaus is frickin' adorable?


I expect you'll change your mind within the first two lines of dialogue, but I'll take it.
I give you
This looks awesome. If you're still taking characters, I propose an affable, clumsy academic (read: obsessive nerd) who has taken a scholarly interest to the Sounding.

Question- what is the higher education system like in Ecen, and is there a university (or some equivalent?) A royal academy of some sort?
I'm down
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