kittenlover

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

<Snipped quote by kittenlover> But...but honey?! AHM A SOLDIER!!! MAH BROTHAS IN ARMS NEEDED ME ON THE FRONTLINES!! *uses a UAV drone to track you down*

@Rusalka

*from an unknown location* For that comment, I will make you do pushups while sitting on you, while I eat muffins and not let you have one.... Marriage is fucking sacred! You don't fly around in a helicopter on your wedding day! If I was doing that, you could punish me too! But I didn't, now did I?! Now go to the car, or else no dessert after you work out! Dx *has turned into a bad ass after my wedding was thrown out the window, now lives in a cave in Africa, feeding off of zebras like a true kitty would*

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

<Snipped quote by kittenlover> rus was the pilot of the heli, which chukk rode on to escape because i was going to fuck him up because he said the medieval guy is king arthur when he's actually king richard the lionheart

@Unfortunately

Really Rus? You missed our wedding to pilot a chopper?! A CHOPPER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR WEDDING!? Dx *runs away crying, losing my glass slipper and the fucking other one as they're so uncomfortable, so I am actually now untraceable*

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

And seriously.... 30 posts already? I'm trying to catch up, but jeez, you fast typers aren't making it easy! xD

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

<Snipped quote by Unfortunately> NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *dives from the helicopter and draws a combat knife to Unf's neck* Hands off my girl or you'll meet with an Unfortunate end! D:< *brings kitty back with a kiss of life* <Snipped quote by kittenlover> *snuggles with kitty and kisses her* Of course I'm safe sweetheart! <3 And I'll always make you feel better. :3

@Rusalka

*Looks up at as I'm brought back to life, but that pun was so powerful it kills me again* xD Good! I'm glad you're safe though! <3 But why were you running away from the cops? *raises one dead eyebrow in question* Is glad no one saw the gender thing on my first post or second post of the morning, and never will as its buried under at least 10 posts.

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

*chokes a kitty*

@Unfortunately

Rus.... Help.... Me! *flails about till I die and end up going to kitty heaven*

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

.... -covers kittens eyes- yousee nothing XD

@Destinyfailhorror17

But.... But my Rus.... Is he in danger? :(

*gives Kitten cookies to throw* Hi :3 How are you feeling Kitten? Better than before I hope?

@Zaxter996

Sick and mega tired.... But thanks to my darling Rus, I feel a lot better as we talked for hours on end! Thanks for asking though! :3

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

What the fuck did I just stumble upon? .3.

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

Thanks.... I'm listening to Taylor Swift and eating cookies, so I think I should be okay.... *huggles Zax and goes to bed*

Orean Cause (Closed and redone in a new thread!)

Sorry guys but its been a long day, and I think I may crash.... Shits been going on, and I'm probably going to bed and I'm going to cry. Night guys.

Crimson Butterfly

Sure! Why not? x3 Oh, never mind! Its already decided! Excuse me while I but Taro to post! xP