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idlehands said
Be friendly but don't make friends until you know more about him. Invest in a good alarm system/big mean dog just in case he's got ill intent and have some beer handy in the fridge just in case he's actually cool.
idlehands said
Well I was going to comment on your situation, Squee but I think I'll show myself out.
HollywoodMole said
Hi Hi Hi.
Lambda said
Ha ha ha.
Derpestein said
Tentacle rape? How ridiculous.He was obviously accused of platy-bunny rape. * eyeroll* People these days...
Derpestein said
If he was in jail, what do you think he was in for?
Azathoth said
was he hawt?
HollywoodMole said
.... So, did you bring that up in conversation.
Drakel said
I'm glad to hear that you're okay and don't have a giant hole with a knife sticking out of it in your foot. Sorry that you cut it though. But glad to hear you're loving the new cooking utensils. Though it's sad to hear that they slipped to cut you to begin with. Even so, awesome to know that they were sharp and that they stay sharp, thus making things easier, even though that means things could've been a lot worse. Glad things weren't as bad as they could've been. But then you missed out on the ability to lie and make up heroic stories on how you lost your foot. But hay you don't have to lie. But then you miss the chance of filling little kids' hearts full of awe and hope. But hey you still have your foot. But then you missed a chance to be a pirate. But hey, not being a pirate increases your chances in NOT having scurvy. But hey you get gold and to steal ships and shit, then grow old and fill little kids lives with hope. But then you'll be mean. But hey you're not mean now! In fact you're nice. Yep... Nice and safe! And in the end that is the only thing that matters. So yeah, I'm happy you're okay Squee. C: