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9 yrs ago
Current That's bullshit, but I believe it.
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9 yrs ago
Why do I keep procrastinating?
9 yrs ago
(´・ω・`)
9 yrs ago
DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE IS CONFIRMED
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9 yrs ago
toki wo tomato
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Interested in this, but I'm about to go to bed. Just wondering if Proximity-based Animal Mimicry would be an acceptable power?
Interested. Reserving Animal Mimicry.
I'd like to make a character with slightly nerfed Animal Man-esque powers, but I need to plan an essay first.
So, I'm going to do that and then I'll start writing the CS.
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You missed out on the more applicable video. for shame you CASUAL



No, you fucking casual. If you weren't such a fucking speck of scum you'd realise that the Pepe image in question is a character from Jojo. You'd know that if you weren't such a filthy casual scumbucket.



Your ass is mine, Joestar.
@Lord Wraith, sorry to bother you but can I get confirmation that I can make an Avatar of the Red? I asked before, but you were a bit vague as to whether or not I can use that concept.
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.gif thread?


MAYBE IF YOU WATCHED JOJO YOU WOULD GET THE JOKE, YOU FUCKING CASUAL



WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY




TP, please, not in front of the guests...
ur a big gui


It was at that moment, that Larfleeze felt weakness - not some small minor weakness, you understand- but genuine, hungry weakness, like an alcoholic chained up in a bar being taunted by mugs of golden brown poison. Larfleeze struggles, the sweat rolling down their forehead like a waterfall, as they contend with themselves to resist the urge. Larfleeze is losing. Dinh's words rings through Larfleeze's mind like a church bell. Larfleeze's lips wrap themselves like barb wire around those two little words, stuttering like a nervous CIA Agent. "F-F-For... Y-You..."
Larfleeze has done it. Larfleeze has crashed this plane... with no survivors.
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No aliens have tiny penises and they need to compensate for their lack of cock size.

They were picked on for their peckers when they were Freshmen taking PE.


No. Stop. This is my shitpost, not yours.
Why would you even want to be in a space suit, where there's still a atmosphere for your wastes to slowly decay your body.

Would it not be best to become microwaved by space radiation, all the while the total lack of atmosphere kills the microbial life in you. So then when you're picked up by aliens they become jealous of your endowments and go on a quest to eliminate Earth so that they may have the biggest dicks?


No, because they don't communicate with their dicks, they communicate with smells. You want to be decayed so your foul, corpse stench defiles their alien atmosphere when they open you up.
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