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"Wait, what? What the... fuck?" Helmina was shocked and quite flabbergasted about Ice's statement.
Then Berthold's sinister voice echoed after a chuckle, "Ohhh... some slut's blushing... as her boyfriend admits he's in love!"
"Would you just shut the fuck up, busta? At least someone loves me, unlike you, loser!" Helmina paused in shock after realizing what she blurted, "...... Wait, what did I just say? Oh, it's better than nothing. And better than you, busta, of course."
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"No! It cannot be..."
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"L-look, i-if you're upset, why just keep upsetting yourself further, dude? Go back to where you belong, wherever your true Emperor resides, and mind your own business! Oh, and bring your girlfriend away as well, she's a bothersome disgrace to Whampoa!"
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"O-ohhh?" She hesitated but eventually takes his rifle. "......"
"Owwww, looks like this boyfriend of yours love you so much, that he hands over all his treasures for you! Hahahaha!"
"S-shut the fuck up, busta! At least some people trust and love me more than the lonely busta you are!"
She began to ponder some thoughts, but just as she began, Ice also tossed a small gadget to her too. She caught the gadget right away, and then moved a little. She was quite surprised pleasantly, seeing how the shield follows her.
"A shield generator? Very nice... Thanks a lot, homie!" Helmina gave a smirk to Ice.
Berthold then insultingly laughed, "Ohh, so he expose himself and give up his gun just for you, huh, slut? See, after all, you are only a sad slut relying on someone else's helping hands! Without Ice, I am fairly certain you'll kneel before me, the Grand Emperor of Whampoa!"
Helmina's face was blushing hot red in anger hearing Berthold's mean words. "W-what did you just say, busta? Where was you, when we were losing the last war? You're just a cowardly feudal warlord who ditched us all and fled away. A coward who fled away like the busta that he is! Where was you, when we Revitals worked hard to rebuild our nation from ruins? You was sitting on your throne like a fatass, hardly giving any fucks to your so-called "homies"."
"Y-y-you... you..." Berthold's voice trembled in fear and denial, "How dare y-you descrate and defy your Grand Emperor!? We lost t-the war because of y-you, the bandits and partisans tearing our nation apart in the last d-days of war! Y-you bandits stabbed us in the back! And it was not an escape, no, not at all! T-that was merely a setback, really! W-we retreated to the islands, so we may later retake our nations from your filthy slut hands, and take revenge upon the Entente! And what, 'hardly giving any fucks' you say? So w-where are all my troops here for?"
"Blaming us for your problems, huh? What a straight busta indeed. Face it, you're the one who fucked it up in the first place! We rebelled against you for your feudal ways, which brought our nation to ruins and rubbles! Retreat to the islands blah blah blah, huh. More like, running for your petty miserable life of being a straight busta! And now your minions are here to rob us of our own labor!"
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"H-hey, what? What do you mean, 'descreate' the 'imperial name', huh?" the many Bertholds backed off from the advancing Ice, while defiantly argued, "Your girlfriend's emperor is the one who's descreating the Imperial name if anything!"
"Wait, w-w-what?! S-stop s-speaking n-nonsense, you p-pretender!" Helmina hastily refuted, while shivering and sweating in fear.
"Oh, look!" Berthold exclaimed with a grin whlist pointing all his fingers at Helmina, "Look at your little slut, pal! She's very a-afraid! Did you ever know she serves another pretender?"
"H-hey! W-what? You're j-just a pretender anyways! Why should we trust your words, the words coming from a straight busta?"
Berthold coughed then continued with his rhetoric, "I have always been the rightful Grand Emperor of Whampoa, for many decades long before you came to this fucking planet. I ate more salt than you ate rice, boy! And the House of Lenggong has a long history more than a thousand of years ago, and we have ruled over many lands from the beginning. While that... who's that, Tschow Konrad? Tschow Konrad, a puny bandit lord who calls himself Emperor after kicking us out from our rightful lands!"
"Hey, Ice. I want to have a talk with you. You hates when others simply call themselves, Emperor, correct? Oh, do you know Tschow Konrad? He's the very Emperor that Helmina serves, another pretender!" Berthold showed a big evil grin and chuckled, "Why wouldn't you challenge him instead, huh? Because your little slut bought your loyalty with her body? Oh, before we continue, there's another Emperor up there to the north, the so-called Emperor of Peiyang. Oh, wait. We have yet another emperor to the south, the Emperor of the Australian Empire. Look, mister... Ice, this is a world of many Emperors. Why wouldn't you just kill them all? Why does it has to be me, me? Oh, I guess I know why. She paid your killer contract with sleeps in the brothel, huh?"
"Would you believe this busta, Ice? No, right? You even trusted me with your gun and shield. This guy is a straight busta, deceit and crap always come out from his smelly mouth. His words cannot be trusted, at all! Punish this naughty boy until he kneels and cries begging for my mercy!"
"Let me tell you, little boy. What if I told you, she too is lying to you? She is afraid, after all. She is afraid, that you would know about Konrad sooner or later, since you know... you are very... concerned about your so-called 'Emperor'. And, do you think a slut who always lies to you are worth loving at all? Huh? And she always lies about something that you care about the most!"
"H-hey! D-don't try to fool him with y-your lies and threats, busta! Konrad is a Kaisar, not an Emperor!"
"Kaisar is the Whampoan word for an Emperor, Carl. You must have done a very bad job in the Academy back then. Not a surprise, considering how much of a slut you are." Berthold chuckled, "Stop trying to cover up Konrad's truth. He's also a busta calling himself Emperor, too."
Berthold exclaimed with a big evil smile, "Ohhh, I almost forgot! Dammit, I forgot to bring more of my gadgets! What did you just say, huh? 'not an Emperor'? Uh-oh! You just denied your beloved Konrad of his authority! What a loyal slut, and a loyal Revital! Imagine Konrad's charcoal face when he hears of this! Prepare to, uhhh, have a stay with Konrad in these so called love dungeons and enlightenment camps! Hahahaha!"
"So, Ice, what do you think? What are you gonna do now?"
How would Ice react? Would he trust Helmina over Berthold? Or rather would Ice began to question everyone including himself? Or quite unlikely, would he turn over to Berthold's side?
(OOC : I think I need to be more creative and also watch more shows... I hope you don't mind the quality of my writing lol)
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*many of the Royalist troops cowardly fled away*
*even many of the Phantasm Panzers, the tanks disguised as trees, tried to escape in cowardice*
*but all of them were forcefully blown back to the battlefield by strong gusts of wind*
"No cowardly escape, damn! I am your Emperor, god dammit!"
*some of the Royalists still attempt to flee, fearing Ice much more than Berthold*
"I just can't, good sir! Ice is real terror! And he's more terror than you ever do!"
"Y-y-you... you..."
*a massive tides of shockwaves, tornadoes and tsunamis was unleashed at the fleeing Royalists, utterly annihilating them*
"No desertion unless I let you, spineless cowards!"
*Ice's plasma shield reflecting and amplifying attacks back to the Battlemagi*
"Cancellation Magic - Dethro!" All of the reflected attacks dispelled into thin air.
"Kami Crack!"
Through the atmospheric spirits, Berthold disturbed the magik flow and electronic flow within and around the plasma shield, in an attempt to disrupt the shield, tear Ice's and Helmina's bodies, and knock off any fancy gadgets they may have. The spell did not seem to affect Helmina much, but Helmina was knocked off guard and fell to the ground before rising up again.
"Arcanic Runes with Arcane Blast!"
Several glowing runes soon emerged from thin air. From many directions, these runes then skillfully maneuver their way, trying to glue themselves onto Ice's plasma shield. If these runes were destroyed before they reach the shield, they would blow up into great arcane waves which might do some damage and knock enemies. If the runes got onto the shield, chances were they may disturb the shield to some degree or even dissolve it entirely.
Meanwhile, Berthold continued to hurl tides of water and wind in desparation, drowning and tearing many of the Revital troops apart, while also trying to tickle Ice and Helmina.
"I cannot believe this... I thought you are a mere simpleton inside a simple space suit..." the pretender Emperor said with a voice, his tone full of annoyance and a bit of desperation. "Oh my... why does our civil war bother you very much? Why wouldn't you just leave this planet? Fallen in love with this slut, huh? Enough to get yourself seduced by her, huh?"
Ten supposed copies of Berthold soon showed up before Ice and Helmina. The copies of Berthold were perfectly solid, although the magikal essences within them were seemingly different and off. These copies of Berthold, however, burst some uncontrolled giggles while trying very hard to suppress their smug faces.
"I can smell the fear coming from your mouth, Berthold. I thought you're the legendary Kim Jong Il who can change the weather at will? Afraid, huh?" Helmina taunted in response.
"No way. Y-you punks are only lucky because of y-your boyfriend, Helmina... Once w-we finish him off, then i-it's time to bow before your rightful Grand Emperor." one copy of Berthold said, while chuckling uncontrollably, "You slut!"
Helmina blushed in anger for a moment hearing that, she then turned to Ice and shouted, "Eh, did you hear that just now, Ice? This coward says he's the rightful Emperor!"
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The self-proclaimed Emperor was nowhere to be seen, as he was quite far away and invisible. A chuckle came from this self-proclaimed Emperor. "Oh, really? Do you really know--"
"Whoah! Helmina's boyfriend is so tough..."
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*Ice would be met with more resistance from stubborn Royalist troops and tanks while he headed for the voice*
Helmina was somewhat alarmed by Ice's latest words. She thought,<It's a good thing we have the Whampoan tongue... once he hears Konrad also calling himself the Emperor, then all hell would break loose indeed... We shall call him Kaisar from now on.>
A chuckle was heard from the voice. "Jadequa!"
A massive tide of greenish water came embracing Ice and Helmina, flinging them into the air before landing them afar. Helmina did not take much damage, but the water left her nauseated and disgusted.
"Damn... that water was shit... water... burn the water, boil it or whatever..."
Helmina tried to toast the water with her magiks, but it was not quite effective. The water would be really sticky and gluey to slow down movement a lot. The sticky water also heated up, as it slowly turned into jade... Parts of Ice's suit may partially crystallize into jade, and Helmina has many of her belongings now coated with jade. Helmina herself, however, was resistant to the crystalization.
"My sexy uniform... my candies... my pistol... fuck..."
Helmina then conjured a magikal sphere shield on herself and Ice, halting the crystalization and healing them both.
The voice finally made his response after another giggle, "Ahahaha. Oh, really? Helmina's Boyfriend. Are you the Roman Pope or something, thinking you crown the German-Roman Emperor or what? And what's this Emperor's Chosen? Let me guess, is this Emperor's Chosen some fatass nigga of the Revival Society?"
*dozens of trees suddenly turned to tanks in blinks of an eye, shooting concentrated heatwaves at Ice, then revert back to being trees right after that, rinse and repeat,*
*four fast Fleenzub Fighters came from the front and then rained down rounds of lasers and plasmas at him and Helmina*
*meanwhile, six more Fleenzub Fighers came and hit Ice and Helmina from behind*
*entire battalions of armored battlemages hurled shockwaves of massive explosions towards Ice and Helmina, from many directions -- north, east, south and west*
*several powerful laser beams hit Ice from afar, with the rays dispersing to others directions and hitting others*
*Helmina was hit by some of these rays*
"Fuck! Owwwwwww... damn you, pirates..." Helmina later got up and grabbed her weapons, "Nigga, you can't stop me!"
A burst of laughter came from the mysterious voice. "R-really? Just look at yourself, babe! You're so freaking hot! Hot enough for your head to forget wearing your combat suit to war! I guess your head is thinking of your boyfriend too often, huh? Just some Prism rays and we have a hot chick over there! Woo!"
"W-wha--"
Helmina suddenly blushed, "F-fuck! My sexy uniform gone and my body exposed!"
Helmina was now almost completely naked, and her entire skin was blushing red like an oven.
"Go back to the brothel, little lady! Your boyfriend will clean your mess up!"
Helmina gasped slowly as she slowly clenched her fist. As her breaths grew bigger and noisier, so did her tight fists began to burn in crimson flames... "You stupid fuck! Listen up, you dickhead, I am not some brothel bitch! On the other hand, you are! And you took away my precious uniform! Nobody simply fucks me like that! I will never be dominated, never, ever!" as she spoke, her face also turned glowing red and hot, while her eyes was ablaze with bloody flames...
The jade slowly melted before an enraged Helmina, and the greenish water was boiling as well. The boiling water soon turned dark crimson, and a few savage hounds emerged from it. The jade, on the other hand, turned to crystals of glowing red.
"Oh no, the chick's going to fuck me! I'm so afraid, milady!"
Dark chuckles echoed from Helmina, "'Milady'? Ohhh, and you sounded so desparate to be fucked... you want me to fuck you? You asked for it, dickhead... I will make sure... you have a very good time... to get punished and fucked, dickhead!"
"Ohh, wouldn't your little boyfriend be jealous then?"
"Ice's not my boyfriend, you are, no, he is, no, you are--" All of a sudden, Helmina's great fiery presence cooled down away. She was now back to her usual self, except she was somewhat awkward and blushing, even chuckling. "Damn you. But still I'm going to fight you, unless you surrender your sorry dick."
"Flames of Crescent Moon!"
*A wave of bluish flames came charging for Ice, hitting many friends and foes alike in a straight line until hitting Ice*
*a greatly powerful flame set Ice ablaze*
"Hey, look! Gotcha! Haha!"
A tall and well-built man packed with muscles, yet with a childlike face, stood miles before Ice and Helmina grinning like a maniac.
"Huh, wh-- shit! I exposed myself!"
"It's time for some action, dickhead!"
Helmina also grinned in passion as she awaited the coming battles. "Ice? A cool name indeed, but it's too short so I shall call you Eismann then. Anyways, the enemies await to be punished... and we must go ASAP. Follow my lead,"
She turned to her underlings and announced with a clear voice, "*ehem* Vorwärts! Pertahanlah Raichkan woteis, dan aziarlah kuitang jatkan lieblichnyan Lektionkan!" ("Forwards! Defend our Reich, and teach them a lovely lesson!")
"[Ja, Puan Helmina!" ("Yes, Lady Helmina!")
(OOC : Excuse me, I'm quite bad at writing action scenes with fancy sentences, but I can improve, I guess,)
After taking another pink candy of hers, Helmina then led Ice and her underlings to the frontlines, while dodging airstrikes and fighting enemy paratroopers on the way.
"Scheisse! Deckenlah Dirimun!" ("Shit! Cover yourselves!")
A massive fleet of fast airplanes swept by and unleashed showers of energyballs as bombs. Helmina quickly leaped her way to the skies and leashed out a few swings from her glowing blade mid-air. She sliced many of these energyballs into exploding pieces, and unleashed gusts of strong wind bouncing some of these energyballs back. Many enemy jets were struck by the bombs and blew up as a result.
Helmina then landed onto the ground swiftly with a big grin. While enemy airplanes were blowing up and crashing down in the background.
They thus continued their running. However, a few seconds later, mysterious dark laughters could be heard from afar. A sudden aura of suppression and pressure emerged, weakening and slowing down Ice and Helmina. Three regiments of well-armored troops, battlemages and Panzers soon followed and encircled the 44th Regiment.
Helmina chuckled and sniffed with a prideful smile, "Looking for some--"
A huge ball of blazing purple struck Ice on the back, sending him flying backwards for miles and possibly dealing tons of damage while likely leaving his suit ablaze with strong purple flames.
A deep, dark masculine voice soon echoed thunderously, "Gutentag, jungnye Puan wakus. You seem to be very powerful and smart, indeed... If only you would stay out of this mess, or fight for my side... too bad, you serve the bandits instead of me, your rightful Grand Emperor..."
"Berthold...? Tschan Berthold? T-this... cannot be..." a stunned Helmina responded...
"Ohh, my young lady. Yes, indeed, I am none other than Berthold, your rightful sovereign... I have come to take back my rightful place on my throne. Step back, or you will be sorry..."
"We shall see, poor old man. You must have forgotten to take your candies, no? You're no longer Mahakaisar anymore! Quick, go back before you get hurt in battlefield! It's no playground, my love!"
"Heh," the voice of Berthold sniggered, "Really? I think you got it wrong, young lass. You're only a young little lass working for the wrong team and who only knows rhetoric. I have eaten more salt than you have eaten rice!"
"Not that proverb again. Could you be any more creative than that?"
"Are you trying to run away from battle? Sure, you very well should run away, if you know better. Who knows--"
"Ice, attack! Lawanlah, Askarmun wakus!"
The brave troops of the 44th Regiment soon engaged in a deathly fight with the Royalist invaders. Great battlemages in fancy black combat suits rained down showers of fireballs and roasting rays upon their foes, with elite stormtroopers and Panzers of their own further bolstering the assaults. Helmina hopped and sprinted back and forth, slicing and cutting up many Royalists into pieces of burning meat on her way.
*but suddenly, melting heatwaves and kinetic energies came hitting the Revitals from somewhere buried amongst the trees. incinerating many of the Revitals into oblivion*
*huge laser rays from somewhere quite distant came blasting Revitals, and splintering to other nearby targets once hitting a primary target*
*Helmina tried to swung her sword towards her foes, but the swinging merely sent forth a feeble wave of warmness*
*Helmina picked up her staff-rifle trying to blast her foes, however the energyballs and rays that came out were weakened, but still able to hit some foes with considerable damage*
"Guess I have to make use of ammos then..." Helmina coughed as she loaded her ammos. She then turned to Ice and said, "Ice, help teach these pirates a good lesson."
"See? You could do little but talk and laugh like a sad silly... prostitute like you are, milady... heh heh heh... Don't count on your ammos, you will eventually use up all of them! And you even had to rely on, this, uhhh, newfound boyfriend of yours from, let me guess, the outer space?
"Shut the fuck up, you lovely little boy! He's not my boyfriend!" said as Helmina began spraying big fiery bullets onto the Revitals, tearing through flesh and punching through armor alike while sending her victims ablaze in bright flames and explosions. "What if I told you, you are my beloved boyfriend, little knight?"
As usual, Berthold laughed it off and then replied, "Who knows? Perhaps you are a loveless chick who wants love so badly. Very well... let's see how your new boyfriend fares in this battle! And we shall see, who shall laugh till the very end!"
So far, Lady Helmina was enjoying the talk with this fascinating outlander very much. But all the whlist enjoying his tales, she wondered about what to do with this super futuristic marine here. He was a very cool and awesome guy, with powers and techs that would prove very useful for the Reich, but also very hazardous should he ever run amok. Should she left him wandering freely? Should she keep him capitve? Should she enlist him in the army? If he did end up in the Revital ranks, will he eventually overpower her and the Revival Society? Would this Marine overshadow every dominance she held over her underlings? Would his presence invite foreign galatic powers in the affairs of Terra?
Wait, Helmina hasn't even known this guy's name yet!
"Uhmmm..." she asked, "What is your name, if I may ask...? Also, do you have any idea what you are going to do here in the near future? And any plans for the far future?"
A few seconds right after she asked such question, her futuristic Pickelhaube began to ring and glow. Her train of thoughts were interrupted.
"Babi betul..." she cursed in frustration, while putting her goggle back on.
After glancing at the clock over the wall, she casually clicked on her headset and listened. A thunderous, commanding voice of a man suddenly greeted her. Her eyes opened in shock. ("It's the damned warlords! They just came all of a sudden. Our shores are under attack, and Kwongtsou itself is under assault too! Take up arms, fight for Whampoa and safeguard the Revival in the upcoming battles! Show our power! These warlords must be taught a tough lesson! Vorwärts!")
"Wotei diserang den Krigstuanmun'i! Kuitei dah datang sinikan tibe-tibe. Pantaien woteis diserang, dan Kwongtsou zuge di bawah Angriff'i! Angkutlah Senziaten, zuanglah untuk Wongpoukan dan wahrenlah das Revivalkan dalam den baldnye'i Shelaten'i! Tunziuklah Kuase'i woteis! Ini Krigstuanmun mesti diaziar betul-betul! Vorwärts!"
As she listened to the urgent screams, Helmina was getting herself drenched in sweat. Her mouth opened widely for some seconds, surprised. For brief moments, she shivered slightly as she was shocked. She had never expected it. And worse yet, it completely disrupted her train of thoughts.
But very quickly she calmed down and recovered. Then she chuckled and asked mockingly in disbelief, ("Really? I thought we are very tough while they are very weak and poor?")
"Benarkah? Wa ingat, wotei kuat sangat manekale kuitei adelah lemah dan miskin sangat?"
("Yes, Puan Helmina, it's real.")
"Ja, Puan Helmina, itu adelah benar." Recordings of battles and wars soon played out before her eyes, in the goggle. The Pickelhaube would also project such recordings out for others to see.
Fleets of pristine skyships came sweeping in, some dropped paratroopers, some bombarded factories while some engaged black skyships. Two armies of spiked helmet soldiers, hoisting the same flags but constrasting uniforms, fought against one another throughout the shorelines. Some Revital troops, wearing darker stylish combat suits, came evacuating the civilians but were met with a handful of insurgents and rebels. Futuristic Panzers were also seen sailing their way very quickly toward the landing shores while blasting warships and soldiers on their way. Behind those amphibious Panzers were entire fleets of mighty warships rallying across the great sea.
("Colonel Helmina of the 44th Regiment, you shall hurry and aid in the defense of the capital, immediately!")
"Oberst Helmina des 44. Regiments, pergilah cepat menolong dalam Pertahanan'i des Tausheng, sofort!"
""Jawoll!""
"Baik." The transmission soon ended.
Helmina then turned facing the Marine. She then showed a big smile and asked, "Well, I've been called to the defense. Our nation is under attack by some feudal warlords and pirates. I think you yearn for some blood to spill, my dear. Would you like to come along with me? I don't think staying here in peace or wandering around at this time would be any helpful for you. And promise me, don't bring harm to our loyal troops and civilians, only the bad guys, okay? You may be unfamilair with all this, so come with me and let me guide you,"
"Hmmm... hmmmm" Helmina gasped in frustration, and clenched her fists in some anger. His last words of insult seemed to have irritated her somewhat. She backed off a little and gave a distressed glare at him. She then lifted her head upward as she began to explore possible options in her mind.
If she handed him the rifle, he might go rogue and break free without leaving a word or two, but there is also some chance for him to actually talk. But if she didn't, this troublesome outlander wouldn't comply, either. She had some bad feelings about this, but she somehow also felt that she should return the rifle to this strange outlander. Can she really trust an alien?
But she is a strong lady, and she has great responsibility for she is the one in charge of the 44th Regiment. And she hates to be humiliated and punished. And either way, they have great numbers and powers, the odds are in their favor.
"Fine, fine... promise me, do not go crazy after you got your rifle, and tell me your story... We keep your secrets and you keep our secrets, deal?"
If the Marine agreed with Helmina's deal...
She then shot a menacing glare at the Bomoh. The trembling Bomoh nodded and promptly returned the marine his rifle.
"Now, now, little boy. Your beloved gun is back in your hands. Do not go running amok, and do tell us your story. Don't worry, our nation has its own share of fucking shits to deal with, and your empire seemed very advanced, far more advanced than ours. We won't be there to get your nation, no worries."
"I want to hear your story. What is this Confederacy that you spoke of? What sent you flying here?"