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    1. Little Italy 9 yrs ago
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7 yrs ago
I stopped to get food on my way to get food and I think that says a lot about me as a person.
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7 yrs ago
The longer Sebastian Stan's hair gets, the more I am attracted to him.
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7 yrs ago
Do dogs think in woofs or barks
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7 yrs ago
How come I have no problem spending $30 at the Cheesecake Factory, but for anything else I'm like "It's $5 ARE YOU INSANE do I look like I'm made of MONEY"
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7 yrs ago
Opened the kitchen drawer to get a spatula and found a whoopee cushion instead and if that doesn't sum up my 2017 idk what does
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❝ Bɪsᴏɢɴᴀ ғᴀʀᴇ ʟᴀ ʙᴇʟʟᴀ ғɪɢᴜʀᴀ ❞


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Aɴʏᴀ

◥ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ○ ᴛᴡᴇʟᴠᴇ ʏ/ᴏ ○ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀᴀɢᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋᴘᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ ◤

◥ ʜᴏᴍᴇʟᴇss ᴏʀᴘʜᴀɴ ○ sɴᴀʀᴋʏ ○ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄʟᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴏᴡɴ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ○ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ sᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏsᴇ ᴏғғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ◤


@omerta A series of unfortunate events on his part XDDD
@omerta Sorren is my dork book worm son and I love him very much
@omerta it is finished
@omerta He is though XDDD I was also gonna put 'probably the mom friend' but I restrained myself

Sᴏʀʀᴇɴ Lɪᴀʙᴇʀᴏs

◢ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ▪ ᴇʟғ ▪ ᴏɴᴇ-ʜᴜɴᴅʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪʀᴛᴇᴇɴ ʏ/ᴏ ▪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɢᴇ ◣

◢ ᴍɪssɪɴɢ ʜɪs ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʀᴍ ▪ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅ ▪ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅs ᴄᴏɴғʟɪᴄᴛ ɪғ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ▪ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ◣


Meh, no biggie.

Eh I think I'll just stick to memes and bad puns
Thank goodness. I should go into comedy tbh
IM CRYING THE JOKE XDDD
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