Makky

I main game & watch

I'll just verb here.

My teeth feel weirdly sharp today

Grinding your teeth generally makes them flatter, so I wouldn't worry about that. That's why those little frills on front teeth are actually a good thing - grinding or bad dental health tends to make them erode over time, which is why kids have them but adults tend not to.

One of my canines is gigantic compared to the rest of my teeth and really sharp, for some reason. And when I say gigantic, I mean it's like twice the size of the equivalent on the other side. It's weird.

@Halo

What's the little frills?

"Your score beats or equals 99.72% of all."

Never.

Write a whole paragraph and never get to the point.

At least five sentences. Don't have to be complete.
Alternatively, give a sentence for another to repeat the same too.

Eg. I have a secret.
Eg. That geezer is definitely picking on me.
Eg. Could I have a drink please?

You're all intelligent people. I'm sure you can do better.
I'm bored, procrastinating. Erased my attempt incase anyone was wondering.
Bring on the surprises, bonus points if you can leave out the vulgar.
Triple unicorn badge if it's from past experience.
Double unicorn if it was your own tirade.
Level 10 if you tell that yours was a double unicorn.

In half wonder of what were the limits of such forms of writing or expression.
In half want of own spam thread and interested how long it might stay up.
If ever.

poll

At least eight people voted so far. More than woulda thought.
Also for forum purposes, more relevant than expected. Bravo.

I feel exposed.

I dunno even XC ^^

Horrible pick-up lines

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

@gardenofeden

This. Reminded me of that other one.
"I wish I was a fly on the wall.."
-______-?

Edit: It actually pretty good though.
Like missing or extra in either one end or the other.

Horrible pick-up lines

"[blah blah long winded talk here].
You make me lose my douche."

Y U DO DIS 2MEEE, RPG!!!!

Welcome to the world of Neverland.

I made a 1x1 interest check because I'm a terrible human being

I beg to differ on spam forum's writing capabilities.
Heavily. Also, nobody could have a more terrible interest check than me.
I can't do weekly replies consistently so will opt out for the while.
Also I get butthurt over commas, oxford or no, hypocrisy or no. ^^