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Current Just because you can have 36 attacks per turn that threaten a crit on a roll of 14+ doesn't mean it's worth doing.
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Purple, because aliens wear red hats.
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10 yrs ago
Isn't it weird how you can start a private conversation with yourself?
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Finland.

It was his work. He did not do it out of any malice, just because the priestesses gave him an order. It was either killing and getting paid or being a sacrifice to the gods, but you don't know that yet.
@Wick

It's actually 9 AM here
Tarquin did not answer, he did not pay any attention to the woman. The way he moved, the silence and slightly twitching fingers of his right hand were a very good indication of the fact that pursuing the matter further was for now completely out of the question. Though he kept a calm face deep down the tall elf was was absolutely livid. The foolish woman and her foolish questions... Why in the hells would Taroyn help a maddened beast with whom you can not bargain with? What reason would he have to turn against the group? None, damn it!

Still with a calm face, in silence the elf kept pushing forwards.
Tarquin glanced at Eve and rolled his eyes, obviously the woman's need to ask something like that annoyed him to no end. "What reason would he have to help a beast like that?" Without another word the tall elf turned his back on the woman and began walking faster.
Tarquin seemed to be deep in thought for a while. When a 'sword' was mentioned he coughed politely and shook his head. "The old stories only speak of a lance, or a spear - however you wish to translate it. No mention of a sword there." What was it with humans these days and their fascination with swords anyways? Swords needed constant tending and years and years of training to be used effectively. The tall elf glanced at Wimena who was being carried by Rockmar. "Ah, m'lady you have found a mighty steed indeed to carry you back to safety." He made a little hand movement, like he was saluting with a sword.

"Though now that a sword was mentioned it reminds me of a story of a mighty dragon slayer Aedrik - now this was far in the south so it's not going to help us much - he had a spear the blade of which resembled more that of a sword than a normal spear blade. It had the crossguard an all that. It is said it could slay dragons with a single thrust and control the weather to boot." Tarquin's step became lighter as he began telling the story. "You see, Aedrik was not originally a warrior at all - no, in fact he was a poet, a thief and a scoundrel. His heroism and dragon slaying were more due to circumstances than any true wish to be a hero - or a dragon slayer." The tall elf paused for a brief moment to gather his thoughts. "Now there was this massive banquet being held at the old city of Serpentholm - perhaps you have heard of it? It used to be inhabited by snake people called naga - well anyways. Aedrik saw Serpentholm and it's banquet as a way to get very rich very fast - he'd steal a little from here a little from there, sing his poetry to the nobles... and rob them blind."

With a little dramatic sigh the bard continued "Now, a plan like that rarely goes as well as planned - after all it was quite poorly planned to begin with. Surprisingly enough Aedrik at the very least managed to avoid being imprisoned or hanged. He even managed to leave the city with all sorts of magic baubles - among them the fabled Blade of Slaying and Staff of Storms. Now Aedrik was not a warrior - nor was he a true magi, so neither of these items would be much use to him on their own." Tarquin smiled mischievously and shook his head slightly. "So the thieving poet began thinking and planning and plotting. Every day he kept moving and plotting. Then he remembered the days of his youth being trained in the use of the humble spear - though he was not a master spearman he'd at least had more training in the use of a spear than a sword. As luck would have it the sneaky Aedrik had once done a favor to the blacksmith Gilnenas who had promised to repay it one day." The tall elf shook his head slightly and coughed. "...Maybe I'll finish the fine tale after we reach back the town, eh? Might earn me a few coins that ways."
Most elves are technically a shade of pink.
Oh god! Ya can't just call something dark just because his skin is dark :P

Ok, I'll stop now ^_^
Eve is such a racist :P just because Taroyn is a dark-elf and an admitted murderer doesn't make him evil.
Tarquin rolled his eyes and smiled. "With that amount of rage I bet it could allow the wearer to fly in to a berserker rage of some kind. Like the barbarians of the plains tend to do on a whim." The tall elf gave Eve a strange, slightly puzzled look, like he was wondering what she was thinking before just shaking his head and smiling. "Agreed, we best be on our way. I'd hate to miss dinner and a chance to tell a few stories with the warmth of a fireplace to keep me company."
Tarquin rolled his eyes and offered the skull towards Rockmar. "I'd be careful if I was you. It might well be cursed." He paused for a moment to examine the skull helm and then shook his head. "I don't sense it being cursed however." He added after a while and smirked. The tall elf turned his attention to Eve and reluctantly offered his hand towards her. "Maybe I can discern it's possible magical qualities?" He suggested politely.
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