Mardox

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@Mardox

@Lauder

Can't read my joker face.

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@Lauder
You laugh, but I mean it. That's how the Mabronnans roll.

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Oh wow. The X'Cor, while very militaristic, have always been for individuality. Hell, their government is based on the individual kills of a person. If the Mur-Po asked the X'Cor for their opinion then they would say individuality.

@Lauder

Individuality within a totalitarian regime for the win!

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@Hael
Fixed the issues but my sheet isn't done yet. I've been rather busy lately and I have a blessing/curse of great powers of procrastination.

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@Ozerath
The Commonwealth has made a huge mistake if they attempt to "nab Xim space".

As my N.S. (which is coming in a few hours, everyone) will show, the Xim have the weakest invasion forces in the entire galaxy (hence why they couldn't hurt the Federation and probably never will), but the strongest defense. Of all the nations, I would daresay that the Xim are the most difficult to invade.

Don't get me wrong, you could wipe out a Xim offensive like it was a mosquito, but you would get crushed if you approached one of their planets. Their ships are pathetic in every way, but more than ships defend them.

If it doesn't sound to OP of me to say this, your ships wouldn't stand a chance the moment they entered Xim space. Now, stay OUT of Xim space and you could utterly destroy anything they send at the Federation, but the moment you're on the Xim's turf, you're going to start losing badly.

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Of course, I don't blame you for making that mistake, as I don't have an NS up yet. Sorry

@Hael

So, basically, it's like fighting Russia. Fight them off their turf and win, fight them on their turf and you've done goofed.

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Done.
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Updated based on current answers.
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"Form HC HU65" [+]

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C̛͈͋̾̈́̑̒t̞̮̯̯̆̒ͫͫhͪͪ̑ͨ̿҉̝̭͎͔̳o̹̻͈͓̍̿n̷͇̮̯̝͇͉̊ͦͅi͊͗ͩ͐̆̉c͎͓̭̫̳͔̿͒͛̃ Hug Contract

^{Authorized by the Hugs Committee}

I, ________, hereby declare my intent for the certified Hug Technician aboard the registered Coalition station, ship, or stellar body, ________, to receive one (1) hug with intent to:

●terrify ●slime ●initiate a relationship ●enjoy a hug (select one)

with myself.

I am well aware of the risks presented through both extrabiological contact and relationships, and I realize that the Coalition is not to be held liable should these procedures cause pain, insanity, disfigurement, dismemberment, awkward love triangles, or death.

By signing this contract you will be filed for voluntary hugs.

Physical contact will be performed on your person and your mood may be elevated. You also agree to abide by Coalition and local law and that the Hugs Committee, the Coalition, or any of its affiliates are not responsible for the loss of, or damage to any of the following:

• Health
• Life
• Posessions
• Investments
• Relationships
• Sense of fullfillment
• Fun

Signed: ___________
Hug Technician Signature: ________

Contract must be stamped by a Head of Staff before operation can occur.

Accept

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_{Form HC-HU65 v. 2.3553-b auth. 666-6-66 by Executive Chairman Yog Sothoth}

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Yes.

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Refer to form HC-HU65 for further displays of affection.

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Yes. Well. No. There are custom-made rules for each member state to keep them in check, but each member state was appropriately satiated before the edicts went into effect through Adjustment Teams. Furthermore, there are three general laws: 1. Don't be unreasonable. 2. Don't destroy the Coalition without proper approval. 3. Don't attack fellow Coalition members.

The third law has been interpreted to mean that no Coalition member may be captured for the purposes of enslavement within Coalition space unless local law says otherwise.

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The cast-offs have colored Coalition's stereotypes of other nations, but that's just the stereotypes. If the Coalition has contact with the civilization in question, most people can see past that sort of thing.

@Queen Raidne

Mabronnans aren't quite genocidal, nor do they believe themselves to be perfect in any area other than war.

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This is true, and they are trying to fix it, but that doesn't change the fact that Crushers are their first line of defense.

They are imperfect, but they are also the only thing between you and the Federation. That makes them an object of some respect.

However, it is considered a disgrace for a Crusher to die from seizures (as the majority do), and a large part of their military funding is spent trying to fix this flaw.

@Hael

A disgrace for the Crusher or Xim science?

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I was thinking of maybe squeezing myself in there, if no one claimed it first, but now that you bring that up... xD

@darkandstar

Want to be a civilization of stereotypical cowboys crossed with stereotypical Africa?

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Filthy Mardox (the greatest insult of all)

@Hael

TRUMP SUPPORTER!

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@Mardox

@Lauder

Filthy insect-mammal racist.

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I'm not going to argue here. Not in the best of moods Mardie Gildentongue. Do not play your immature games with me.

@Lauder

If you have no desire to play childish games, then I fully expect you to hold up your end of such a request and avoid referring to me as an obnoxious mishmash of two different nicknames for two different characters of mine.
(Mardox L. Spellfury and Nieldun Gildedtongue. )