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3 yrs ago
Current Bored. So, freakin' bored.
3 yrs ago
Trying to build IKEA furniture. Send help...and possibly wine.
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4 yrs ago
When people take themselves so seriously, it makes you giggle. Like sheesh - this is a solid two 2 on my importance radar. I think I'll live👌
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"I haven't quite figured out what the kids are for, yet."

The retort was delivered in good humour, and by this point Alix had relinquished her grasp on the laundry hamper, and had been busily trying to find the washer liquid so that she could actually turn the machine on. Apparently, the whole house was in need of a new organisational system. And sadly, Alix found the idea of making one rather exciting. But at that moment, Joshua was causing a distraction.

Had you asked Alix as a young student whether she saw herself as a Mum, and a somewhat failing domestic goddess, she would have laughed. Quite honestly, there hadn't been a maternal bone in her body. Children scared her. Especially babies. But Sophie had been somewhat of a surprise. A very cute surprise, but a surprise nonetheless. All of a sudden her idea of life had changed, and well - she was actually pretty happy with that now. They were bonkers, but she wouldn't be without Sophie and Luca, and the hormones even made her wonder whether a third one might be rather lovely too.

Alix cocked her head just the tiniest degree to the left when Joshua kissed her. It made her skin tingle, and he had quite the talent for making her lose track of whatever it was that she was supposed be in the middle of. And truth be told, she loved him for it. Most of the time. It wasn't quite so endearing when he used it as a get out of an argument free card. With a small chuckle, she turned around so that she was now facing him.

"You get the dishes and I get to wrestle the Oompa Lumpas into bed?" Didn't seem like a fair trade, but takeout was a reasonable reward. And with a playful smirk, the blonde reached out and poked her husband lightly on the nose. And with that playful gesture, she took a moment to take in his appearance. He looked a little different - must have been a rough trip. But she didn't dwell on it.

"Not Chinese though.. I can't face Tofu anymore this week."

Juggling. A prolific juggler is how Alix would have described herself. Hell, perhaps she'd missed her calling to run away and join the circus. Who knew? All that she did know, was that if she didn't tackle the Everest of all laundry piles, who would? And with a wry smirk, the Mum made her way along the wooden hallway to Luca's room. The kids had been on the ceiling all damn day. Excited that Daddy would be back from.. Well, wherever he'd been this time.. . She should probably start writing that down. Either way, it had been almost impossible to convince Sophie and Luca to do anything that wasn't run around the house and scream.

Deadlines were looming, and somehow Alix had to rig up a campaign that reassured the general populace that Tofu ice cream was a thing, and that in addition to that - it was an absolute taste sensation. Abomination was more accurate based off of the taste test, but shockingly that wasn't the tagline that the client had decided to go for.

Luca's room was a den of Lego and anything that had or could have wheels. Throw in slime and a bit of paint here and there, and you had him in one. However, you were never quite sure what you'd find, so caution was always advisable.

Fuck

Fucking Lego

Was there anything worse than standing on a cluster of those obnoxiously bobbly bricks? An anguished cry escaped her lips as she knocked the rest out of the way with her foot.

"You know!!" She called down the stairs, "We have laundry baskets so that I don't have to do this scavenger hunt every day!!!!!"

The blonde shook her head as she chucked an assortment of pants and socks into her hamper and finally made her way down the stairs. Alix cut a petite figure at about 5'2. Add in a riot of blonde curls and freckles, and you had her sorta' beachy appeal nailed. A pair of dark blue skinny jeans clung to her hip, and a black band t-shirt promoting an obscure talent from her youth, stopped just above the waistband.

As she made her way to the kitchen, her footsteps echoed on the polished limestone tiles. And when her eyes fell upon the washing up that perilously balenced by the sink, she rubbed her head.

"We're getting a housekeeper!"

This is going to be super simple.

Think Pride and Prejudice, and all the wonderful splutterings of Regency England.

There will be sophisticated parties, the Barley Mow, charming country manners and a whole host of other delicacies to boot! Romance is a given, but you can decide who your character is. Is he an heir to a large estate? He is a military man? The choice is very much yours to make.

Either way, it's a slow burn. Marathon, not a sprint.

We can throw in a little well to do drama, an anxious mother-in-law or two and ta dah! We'll have an entertaining and gripping story to keep us occupied during this strange ole' time.

If my rambling has in anyway intrigued you, shoot me a PM.

M.
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Well, whoever it was - immortal.

Simples.
Hello,

I'm Marni, and I'm brand new to RPG. That aside, I'm absolutely not new to RP itself. If I wanted to tally up the years, it would be well over ten. Yikes. Anyway, moving on!

I am currently self isolating for twelve weeks. I think I'm on number two right now, but all the days just blur into one. I've exhausted my favourite books, I'm fed up with YouTube, so I'm here to find a few partners. Happy days!

What am I looking for? Well, that's the eternal question, isn't it? My taste is fairly eclectic. I enjoy modern, medieval, and probably all things inbetween. I don't tend to do fantasy, but that's just my personal taste. Mature themes are well and good - but I prefer to fade for smut. I'm not here to scratch your itch. Murder, gore, drugs.. All that stuff is just dandy.

I'd love to find an advanced partner, that enjoys some OOC banter. I'm not a stickler for rules, so I'm really not going to list any. But please have a decent spelling and grammar ability. Ooooh, and be descriptive - but not so descriptive it's painful.

Down below, you'll find a few possibilities that I'm interested in right now. But, these will change with my mood. Also, feel free to suggest possible pairings too. I prefer to play F, but I can play M if I'm feeling it.

*Detective duo, with romance thrown in for good measure..
*King x Courtier or King x Lady in waiting.. This will be circa 1500.
*Some sort of cheesy long lost friends reunited deal..
*Footballer x Reporter..

PM me if any tickle your interest

So, in the immortal words of Bugs Bunny..

That's all Folks
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