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Businessmen & Briefcases


You enter through the swinging doors of your favorite bar; The Drunken Kobold. Immediately you're met by a wall of laughter, the clinking of glasses, the chugging of mead, stouts, and in one sad slop's case: milk. An exotic elven dancer entertains a guest in a far off corner while a drunken minotaur chews on a bard's lute by the stage that sits straight across from the bar. Goblins, men, orcs, trolls, and a grizzly bear line the bar, calling, shouting, and roaring for a pint while the half-orc barkeep and his pair of halfling slaves do their best to keep up with the cacophony of orders.
None of that really stands out to your seasoned eyes. You've seen it all before and then some, especially here of all places. What grabs your attention is an orc, large even for orcish standards, sitting at an empty table for six. Before him lays a board with a strange fantasy landscape none have ever seen the likes of. A sea of cubicles with an occasional room labeled office, and a room for breaking, whatever that means. The title of the game reads "Businessmen & Briefcases" and instantly you recognize it as the latest game to be made by Regular Humans of the Coast. The orc smirks as he catches you taking a peek at his game and waves you over. Only then do you realize just who it is you're dealing with. Sitting before you is none other than Ohr Draun himself; the one-eyed beserker mercenary whose bloodlust is only matched by his horrifying strength and the body count behind it.
"Ohr," you say, pausing abruptly at his raised hand. "Please," He grins showing a mouth of yellowed fangs, "Take a seat. Just call me your DM, or district manager, while we play."

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Character Sheets:
Real character
Name:
Age:
Species: (all DnD species are viable)
Appearance: (picture preferred)
Alcohol tolerance:
Profession:

B&B Character
Name:
Age:
Race:
Appearance:
Profession:
Skills: (these will be number based and will be decided by dice rolls made by me)

  • Business Jargon -
  • Charisma -
  • Caffeine resistance -
  • Office Pranking -
  • Organization -
  • Number of Workplace Violations -
  • Self Loathing -
  • Professionalism -


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Rules
1. Don't play other's character for them.
2. Don't be an asshole.
3. Don't carry grudges out of the IC and into the OOC.
4. Dice rolls will be decided by Ohr unless specified otherwise.
5. Fun is mandatory.

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Well, a ladies man with no interest in a toon looking girl :P. Dunno why everyone seems to be running away from Light, does she scare ya that much? lol.


Bo invited the girl out on a date, does that count?
Sorry 'bout takin forever and a day to post.
Just intro'd Leonce, also added an NPC to Leonce's CS.
"We are live in ten... nine... eight..."

"Threetwoone, let's jam!" Sol roared, bounding off of a roof top, short bursts of flame propelling him forward as he dropped onto the street running, cutting straight through traffic. A small camera sitting square on his right shoulder took in everything before him, streaming his daily adventure across several streaming sites across the web, links to it on his twitter, facebook, and every other social media site one could dream up. There were plenty of superheros making themselves known to the world, for the better or for the worse, but few were as ostentatious as Sol. The way Sol lived life was in a way that screamed "Take a look and be amazed!" and to his credit, he was if nothing else: A showman.

"So, whatta we got goin' on today, Archangel?" Sol chirped, grinning beneath his mask as he dodged in an out of traffic toward the little corner store that Archie had sent him to. "Uhh..." Archangel replied, dragging every letter of every word along as if he were moving half as fast as the world around him, "Nothing too big, Sol. Just a pawn store robbery, no metas." Sol clicked his tongue and took a sharp left, bounding over the hood of a moving car as he did so, "Ya killin' me, Archie. We got bigger fish to fry!" Sol laughed, coming to a screeching halt before Mac's Gold and Silver Pawn where an alarm bell was dinging away and folks were yelling inside. "For those of you just tuning in, I'm Sol and I'm here for your entertainment and to help keep this city in line!" Sol said, adjusting the camera slightly before barging in through the front door, making finger guns and two startled and pissed gunmen.

"The fuck is this guy's problem?" One of them snarled, raising a gun on Sol. "You two are my problem," Sol turned the finger guns into middle fingers, his left middle finger catching a bullet, a fleck of blood hitting the lens. "Christ that hurt, you mongoloid!" Sol yelled, shaking his hand, "You could've hurt someone!" Sol moved in quick, a burst from his jets propelling him across the room into a wall of gunfire. Poor, stupid idiots. They only had, what? 19 rounds between the two of them, tops? Sol and most of his viewer base by now knew at least one thing about him; He could come back from looking like Swiss cheese in a matter of seconds. Sol met the closest gunman head on, taking three rounds through the chest, one in the eye, and one that grazed along the side of his ear. In a moment the gunman was on the floor, blood gushing from his nose from the headbutt delivered by the boy with rockets strapped to his feet. Sol paused for a moment, looking from the gunman that was out cold to the one standing and now yelling, wildly firing at him all the while.

"Calm dow-" Sol paused, grabbing and rubbing his jaw, a hole that led straight through the bottom of his jaw, through the back of his left cheek stumbling him. He dropped down, snatched the gun from the knocked out man, and shot quick, the other man dropping to the ground, letting out a cry of pain. "Yeah, fuckin' hurts donnit?" Sol shrugged, shooting the man a second time in the left knee. "Well, hope you two piles of shit have a goodun, don't hesitate to call if you need someone to stitch you back together." Sol delivered a final kick to the man's chest before gathering the guns and tossing them over the cashier's counter. "Toodles, boys."

The stream of Sol's escapades cut as he stepped out of the store and back on to the street, the little red light on the device shutting off. "How'd I do Archie?" Sol almost giggled, fights always getting him into one helluva good mood. "You made yourself look like an ass," Archangel groaned. "But we're getting crazy views aren't we? Thank me later, booboo...." Sol paused, tapping into his mic one last time. "Oh, and Archie?"

"Yeah, boss?"

"Mind makin the suit a little less cosmetic? I can heal and all, but getting shot still really fuckin' hurts."

"Couldn't be lower on my to-do list, L."

"Figured as much."
Hey folks, wanna do a role check.
Everyone sound off?
Compilation between @NarcissisticPotato and @Marx feat. Harper and Ruby


Settling back into her chair, she rolled her eyes before placing her palm in Harper's. "Go on, get me out of here."

"A shit guardian? I can't help it that I gotta sleep sometime, dear. I'm late to bed early to rise every night and you've only slipped out a few times now. Besides, I can hardly help myself. After all this time, I tend to get a little curious about what's goin' on. As for the shittily dressed boy, I figured you could handle yourself." Harper smirked at her, his greenish-gray eyes shining less like a man and more like an animal up to no good. He did his best to conceal his grin as she went about chastising the poor naked shit that seemed more confused and scared than much else and when she turned back to him, he clicked his tongue at her demand. "Sure thing, master."

The pair simply ceased to be there. No sound of them being whooshed away at the speed of sound or anything like that. All the perks of being a teleporter without any of the downsides. The pair materialized some 5,500 miles away from where they were no more than a picosecond earlier, now standing inside the pair now both standing on one of the steel beams within Big Ben itself. Harper snapped his hand away from hers, jaunting to another beam before spinning on one foot to face her, arms crossed. "I let you run free out of the goodness of my heart, so now you're gonna fill me in on what your little adventure was all about. Just give me the truth and it stays between us. I've never ratted you out to the cunts back at the base and I don't really plan on doing so anytime soon."

Ruby actually had a mild level of trust in him - a mistake, she noted, that wouldn't be made again. "Harper!" She suddenly yelped, her arms swinging to balance herself on the steel beams. "You're a dickhead!" She complained loudly, groaning at the sight of the intricate clockwork innards of Big Ben - there was nothing Ruby hated more in this world than clockwork. Peeping over the edge, she took a heavy gulp of air. Brilliant; her third most hated thing - heights. "Harper jaunt down here and take me back to the base! Don't think I'm some damsel that you can just leave hanging about!" She warned, placing a cautionary foot inwards so as not to accidentally trip over it. She must have stood for another minute or so before she finally broke. "You're still a dickhead! I'm not talking to you ever again, I'll have you know!" Groaning at the height again, she looked up to him with a frustrated frown. "I was giving them some information because I don't particularly give a shit about the Underground Movement and that blubbering whore, Isabella. That ok with you, your highness?"

"It's a start." H said, stepping off of his beam, dropping down into the depths of the tower, before appearing by her side, hand on her wrist, "I'll spare you from your own personal hell while you give me a bit more of an explanation." Harper wrapped an arm around her and fell backward, dragging her along with him. He only allowed a second and some change worth of free fall before the appeared in a rainy Shanghai apartment, one which Harper had visited some years before. Its tenant had been long since dead, Harper having a hand in that, and it was still receiving rent payments from Demolition Detroit's derelict account. "Here," Harper said, fishing out his iPod which he shoved into her hands before stepping across the barren apartment to sit down on the floor. "I know how badly you need to be in touch with tech, so that and this city should help you get your head straight. Now, spill. What's the info you were giving those men, who are they, and why were they trying to kill you when I first got a hold of ya however many years ago?" Harper had to figure out if anything she told him he could use to tell the boss. He wouldn't give her anything that would hurt Ruby, but he couldn't say they were out on a Sunday stroll. Of course, he could always help her head for the hills, but that might not be all that much of an option. At least, not if either of them were planning on continuing to live in LA.

Great. Shanghai. The number one place to be. Right about now, she wanted to go back to the compound and go to bed, satisfied that she had pissed off Harper enough for one day. Unfortunately, he was being a massive douche about everything. Now that she was out of immediate danger, however, the cards where back in her hand. Sitting down opposite him, she easily got past his iPod's pin-lock and tapped into his music before scrolling down through it. "It seems your music taste is as dry as your humour. Fun." Yawning, she tossed the iPod to him before lying back and curling up into a tight ball. "I got all night, kiddo. I imagine Isabella and her cronies might start to notice my absence, however. I also know that you're not going to rat me out to Isabella so she won't ever interrogate me. Which leaves you in a rut. You're going to have to take me back soon or risk her wrath; it's your choice. Either way, I'm not telling you anything." She seemed to be firm on the topic as she closed her eyes, curling tighter into her ball and ignoring him.

Harper puffed air out of his nostrils as he snatched the iPod out of the air, swiping through the pin and putting on "Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo, knocking the volume slider to max. "As much as I'd love to wait you out, you're not wrong about the boss lady and her little pets. The shape shifter was at the cafe. Not sure if he said anything to us, but he knows we're together which means she knows we're out and about... Though I can't say I ain't too worried about being late with that in mind. She's gonna be pissed regardless of what we do now." Harper fished through his pocket, pulling out his box of cigarettes and a lighter, taking his time to select the coffin nail that felt right. Placing the little stick of tobacco between his lips, he brought his lighter up and gave it a flick, the edge of the cigarette igniting. He had lost some of his usual restraint today, so why not cut back. It had been awhile anyway right? He took a long slow drag and let the smoke snake out of his nostrils as if he were a dragon sitting on a sea of gold. "You sure you ain't gonna spill the beans, Rubes?" Harper drummed his fingers on the floor, "I'm about as attached to the little group as you are."

It took about a minute before Ruby's patience ran thin once more. "I'm very certain, Harps." She yawned again, fixing her eyes on his cigarette and giving him a quick roll of her eyes before settling down again. "If you're trying to appear like the bad guy here, I don't think it'll really work. See, they kinda pay you to make sure no one lays a finger on me. I think it would be slightly self-destructive if you were the one to do so yourself." This time, she focused on his iPod once more. She didn't even need physical access - all she did was drain his battery completely. Granted, she also played around with the circuits a little, removing its ability to recharge. He'd just have to go and find a decent technician and if he lost his songs, he could always download them again. "Now how about you quiet down so I can get some sleep. Ok?"

"Never was a bad guy, never plan on being one. I'm just doing what it takes to get paid. Been that way all my life." Harper said, catching the low battery, warning out of the corner of his eye before the device shut down. Definitely Ruby's doing. "You always gotta be difficult," H groaned, stuffing the device into his pocket before pushing himself along the floor until there was a wall behind his back. His eyes locked onto her as he continued to puff away on his coffin nail, planning on waiting until it was no larger than his thumb before he would put it out. He hummed the song that Ruby had so rudely snuffed out, drumming his fingers to the beat. If he couldn't get he real thing, he would at least get to bug her while he polished off his stress relief.

"Well... are you going to take me back or not?" She questioned as she fixed him with a steely gaze, not even bothering to chastise him about his annoying humming and the fact that he was smoking. Sighing, she closed her eyes once more and settled down onto the cold ground. This had rapidly deteriorated into a rather bad night, she had to admit.

"Cool the jets, girl." Harper sighed, flicking his cigarette onto the space of floor between the two of them. "I'll get you back home." Harper pushed himself up off of the ground and shoved a hand into his pocket as he sauntered over to the cigarette and ground it beneath his heel. "Don't get too pissed at me when the boss does somethin' heinous to you now. You're the one that wanted to head back." Harper crouched down and put a hand on her shoulder and just like when they first met, he brought her to the room setup just for her and left her lying on the bed. "Welcome home, Ruby. Stay as long as you please." Harper threw a wave over his shoulder and walked through the dark room to the door, shaking his head.
@Raijinslayer@AcerRo Ja, once I get back, if Narc is still up for it, we'll be doing a collab. They're about to jaunt out of the cafe.
@Archmage MC It was, but is fine. Don't worry about it! We had a little exchange and it worked out dandy. @Letter Bee I would say so, especially given the inherient nature of a lie detector, but you are the co-gm so at the end of the day it is something to be left to your discretion.
Marx, be very careful with video game journalism. Right now its not regulated so its mostly just bribes and shady contracts. You know, stuff that people think of when they think of detroit? So yeah, be aware that market is very akin to organized crime, minus the hits ofc. And to be fair, Light'll probably forget the location of your hideout. I'mma guess its just going to look like any other suburban area, which most houses look the same in anyway xD. Actually, how long was Bo at his hideout?
I appreciate the concern, though what you said might be just a touch hyperbolic. Yeah, Bo's hideout is an inner city house, so more akin to an apartment than anything. He's not in the suburbs. He was at his hideout for a single day when Light arrived.
Yeah, and that was what Cedric originally sent Light for. Then Bo and Light began the discussion, and the former brought up the painful compulsive hunger, and I/Cedric suddenly began thinking that Bo could be 'redeemed' if the painful compulsive hunger was 'cured'. But now that it turns out it's not the case, I want to have Bo eliminated, but I need a pretext to do that.
Just do keep in mind that just because you know what my character is thinking, it does not mean your character does. If Bo only shows to your character that he has every intent on changing for the better, then that's what your character would know of him outright. Perhaps I don't need to be saying this, but the way you're talking in the OOC has me concerned that you're openly planning on meta gaming.
Not a particularly realistic solution, but so be it. Bo will do his best to eork with what he's got.
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