As the Dissolution locked eyes with Unrelenting Jukebox and caused the buildings around it to explode in dust and debris he could barely think. The dust blurred his vision and choked his breath and Jukebox quickly lost his composure as he swore he could feel the behemoth's arm ripping through the air at him.
As the creature's arm descended on him Jukebox's mind was running at a million miles as second, trying to reassure himself about his impending doom
IcanrespawnIcanrespawnIcanrespawn- Goddammit I don't want that EXP penalty!As he futilely covered his head with his arms, as if it would somehow protect him, Nies threw herself at Jukebox. Sprawling to the ground Jukebox feared that Nies' efforts would be in vain due to the Dissolution's sheer size. Jukebox braces himself... and the giant blow did not come. Unable to see through the dust Jukebox stumbled for a bit before bracing himself on a wall. Hearing the roar Jukebox looked up and beyond the settling dust her saw the poison mist descend over the creature, healing it.
I-it can regenerate?! Okay, my dinky little guns and knife won't even leave a scratch on it, so ramming it with a car if probably still my best bet... As he thought this, Nies' healing spell went off, putting Jukebox back up to 90% health.
"Thanks Nies! I'm going to get your car to hit it with now!"Without waiting for a response Jukebox ran to where Nies previously indicated she had parked.
Well she didn't kill herself with this, so I guess she did alright! wrenching open the door, Jukebox fired up the engine and drove like a bat out of hell back towards the battle, only now wondering if this will actually do any significant damage. Reaching what looked like a straight shot to the monster Jukebox just sat there, knuckles white gripping the wheel.
“How the hell am I going to do this? If I’m in this I’ll blow up and if it doesn’t the monster will just have a stubbed toe!” smashing his hand on the dashboard he for the thousandth time in his DGO experience cursed the game for giving him a music player instead of an actual ability.
Rubbing his temples Jukebox grabbed a grenade and put it in the cup holder, all the while wishing he had the Level 6 wire ability.
“I think this might be the third worst idea I’ve had in this game...”With that Jukebox took out the junk motorbike handlebars he kept since the Green King sliced his bike out from under him, wedged down the accelerator and aimed his new big bullet in the general direction of the beast. When he felt he was close enough Jukebox pulled the pin on the grenade and jumped out the driver side door, his health dropping to 75% as he hit the ground. Shakily getting up he watches as the car makes a beeline for the Dissolution, smashing into its leg before exploding into a massive green firework and a car door shooting through the air like a demented Frisbee.
Jukebox slowly backed away muttering
"Please catch on fire" over and over to himself.
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