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-}==>Nintendo Direct
-}==>Talks about how Wii U will sell better
-}==>Fans doing commentary on many social media sites and forums throughout the Direct
Suddenly
-}==>Fire Emblem theme plays
-}==>Fans believe it's about SMT x FE
-}==>Silhouette of a man with spiky hair, a sword, and a shield
-}==>Fans believe it's Priam and hyped for an Awakening sequel
-}==>Sillhouette reveals
-}==>Ross
-}==>Hero Ross
-}==>H E R O R O S S
-}==>Direct shows gameplay of him fighting a horde of bandits in hack n' slash style
-}==>Fans either love how it's hack n' slash or whine that it's not strategy
-}==>Direct shifts to the same scene but Ross fighting the bandits on a grid
-}==>"The game will have many interchangeable gameplay modes from the option menu for the same storylines to appeal to as many gamers as possible"
-}==>FPS mode where Ross is throwing axes and stabbing with swords shown
-}==>Turn-based RPG where Ross fights three goblins with normal attacks for the first two and a fancy combo for the third shown
-}==>Genre after genre shown
-}==>All fans extremely hyped
-}==>Non Fire Emblem fans are hyped
-}==>Trailer ends showing part of a cutscene where Hero Ross, Warrior Ross, Berserker Ross, and Journeyman Ross are all battling in a free-for-all, splitting the planet in the trailer; imagine the Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep trailer but exponentially more hypeworthy than even that
-}==>Hero Ross, Berserker Ross, Warrior Ross, and Trainee Ross fans all content
-}==>Fans throwing bills, coins, debit and credit cards, and entire wallets at their screens out of natural reaction
-}==>"Coming Fall 2014"
-}==>Nintendo buys ross.com and uses it to release info throughout the year
-}==>Hero Ross is the main protagonist
-}==>Players get a customizable My Ross which players can change the headband, hair color, eye color, base class, armor, and fighting style of
-}==>Other protagonists are Meta G Ross, Meta Scott, Hero Mason, Hero Scott Ruffle, and Berserker Fronk
-}==>Hundreds upon hundreds more Rosster reveals made throughout the year
-}==>Website announces in the summer how the game is played
-}==>Main console is the PC, with the Wii U gamepad letting the player play it around the house with some portability, and the Vita for full portability
-}==>Data can transfer between PC, Wii U, and Vita
-}==>Microsoft PC, Sony Vita, and Nintendo Wii U all unite to stop pointless gaming wars and boost sales of hated consoles to stop pointless hate of them
-}==>More reveals on the Rosster
-}==>Game finally released
-}==>Millions upon millions of sales on the first day
-}==>Game revolves around the player choosing any Fire Emblem continent they want, including unused continents from existing worlds, recruiting characters from them while fighting their villains and either playing new worlds or replaying old ones they want. If they do, the continents will be refreshing enough to not matter
-}==>Works excellently, unlike how an all-region Pokemon game would be complete shit
-}==>Many routes for each world, near-infinite playthrough value
-}==>Berserker Fronk being playable in a cast of mainly heroes begins to quell the hatred between #HeroHomies and #BerserkerBros
-}==>Berserker Ross is the main villain
-}==>#HeroHomies still on their guard
-}==>Warrior Ross and Journeyman Ross are other antagonists all in a free-for-all with Hero Ross throughout the story in battles spread throughout game progress
-}==>Story progresses more
-}==>Berserker Ross nearly kills Hero Ross, then the Anti-Marcus shows up and tries to destroy them both
-}==>Cliche speech about the Anti-Marcus wanting to destroy the universe to isolate Marcus as much as possible to be able to throw as much power at him as possible at once
-}==>Berserker Ross protects Hero Ross from a fatal strike, wounded in the process
-}==>Both are warped away by Moulder's manly magic and healed
-}==>Berserker Ross and Hero Ross unite their forces for a full army of elite soldiers, no longer about ragtag gangs like previous Fire Emblems
-}==>Continents continue being explored throughout the story
-}==>Warrior Ross and Journeyman Ross eventually join while fighting the Anti-Marcus's forces
-}==>All four Ross generals fuse into HubHero
-}==>HubHero seeks out Marcus who is training knights the size of planets in a hidden pocket of the universe
-}==>Marcus recruited as the final lord
-}==>Anti-Marcus begins a full assault now that Marcus has been located
-}==>HubHero and Marcus fight a series of final battles against Anti-Marcus's forces
-}==>The Protagonists eventually reach the Anti-Marcus after fighting the main core of his forces
-}==>Series of intense battles where HubHero reaches the brink of death, and Marcus blocks an attack aimed at HubHero with the force of all galaxies in the universe combined into one mass of energy
-}==>Marcus begins to break down into pure power with the energy thrown at him
-}==>HubHero absorbs it and they fuse into Super Marcus
-}==>Super Marcus expands to nearly the size of the universe, clashing with the Anti-Marcus with a double lance strike
-}==>Super Marcus's lance breaks
-}==>Marcus charges out
-}==>Marcus's lance breaks
-}==>HubHero charges out
-}==>HubHero's axe and sword break
-}==>Eliwood charges out
-}==>Eliwood's Durandal remains unbroken under the Anti-Marcus's lance
-}==>Eliwood charges towards the Anti-Marcus after breaking his lance from too many uses, striking him down with Durandal
-}==>Universe saved from absolute destruction
-}==>Hero Ross becomes the ruler of the universe, uniting it in peace
-}==>Credits roll
-}==>Game is replayed dozens upon dozens of times by each person who bought it through different routes and difficulties
-}==>Spring 2072
-}==>People who bought the game on release finally finish using up replay value before they die
-}==>Next generation is told of how perfect the game is
-}==>Sequel announced
-}==>Highest level of hype recorded in human history reached
-}==>Babies born early because of how hyped they are to start playing
-}==>Entire world population buys the sequel by buying enough money to
-}==>Food and water replaced by Ross
-}==>Air replaced by Ross
-}==>World hunger and disease end, replaced by Ross
-}==>Planets replaced by Ross
-}==>Galaxies replaced by Ross
-}==>Universe becomes Marcus
-}==>True universal peace where we are all Marcus
-}==>We are all Marcus
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