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@Tyrant from the West Thank you for da compliment. No heroes have interacted yet. How am I supposed to ship people if they haven't interacted?
You guys make some good posts :l I gotta step up my writing game.
I don't know if that was directed towards me but regardless,
Volker eagerly followed his guard escort, the whole time smiling at everything and everyone that passed by. The whole city's existence interested him immensely. "We're going to meet the king!" Volker vocalized his excitement while shifting his head left and right while his eyes darted around, analyzing all he possibly could. "You do know you are only meeting him because you found me, right?" "..." Volker lightly tapped the sword's hilt and the fraction of its blade showing disappeared under its sheath. He didn't want to contemplate how much of the reason the king cares about him is due to Astraeus. He continued to follow the guard through the city and towards the castle. Volker followed the guard past all of the walls and structures until eventually he was led to a grand bedroom. "Prepare yourself for the banquet." The guard uttered quickly before closing the doors to the bedroom and leaving. Volker assumed he was either busy or didn't enjoy being tackled by Volker as much as Volker did. The hero gaped at the size of the bedroom and the bed itself. He immediately dropped his bag onto the carpeted floor and removed his shoes before jumping onto the bed. He unsheathed Astraeus as he frolicked from one corner of the bed to another. "Are you going to continue to be a buzzkill?" he asked the sword as his jumping slowly undid the sheets below him. "You should not be jumping around with me in your hand. It is dangerous." Volker pouted for a moment before returning to to his usual grin. Oh well... He bounced around, sword in hand, until all the bed sheets looked unkempt. The hero and his sword rested on their backs when one of the assistants asked if he would like for them to bathe him. Volker replied by ripping off the scruffy rags that barely held themselves together. The assistants scrubbed him down until they got all the dirt and gunk off of him. He exited the bath and dried himself off, asking for the assistants to leave him be, before walking back into the bedroom. I haven't felt this clean in awhile... Volker thought as he looked through a closet full of beautiful clothing. He peeked over at the remains of his old clothes. The only real reminder he has of reality. Volker's smirk widened as he paid his attention back to the closet full of this world's garbs. He grabbed some leather boots, dark pants, a belt, a red shirt, and a sleeveless tunic to wear over it. He grabbed a black cloak to cover it all. "... You'd look stupid with those things and ominous with the cloak." Astraeus said. The blade also thought the dark colors did not suit Volker's personality at all. Volker ignored him as he fastened his belt and put on the cloak, leaving the hood down. "Let's not keep them waiting..." he sheathed Astraeus. He now stood behind the doors that would lead him to the banquet. Volker looked around at those who were probably his fellow heroes. He felt compelled to actually communicate with at least one of them before the doors opened and his focus was now on the party. He rushed past a few people and stumbled a few times before finally making to the food table. Volker started nomming as much as possible.
Gj dude! 8D Welcome aboard the waitin train.
Dammit. Only one person left though right?
Finally got my post done.
"Shut up already..." Volker was incredibly tired of his blade's negative shit and sheathed it causing Astraeus' speech to be muffled. "That is much better!" he exclaimed as his smile widened. Despite his sword being his only constant companion, he could only handle so much of its gloom before he was influenced by it. Astraeus' ceased trying to speak, realizing he would not be heard while Volker looked through his pockets and managed to find a bag he would place his berries in. He took it out of his pocket and looked inside to find the realization that he had no food at all. He still grinned, he wouldn't let hunger get him down! He gripped his sword by its handle and strode out of his shelter when Astraeus repeatedly flickered its white light. The blade peeked out of its sheath and caught its wielders attention. "What is it?" he asked. "Considering your reaction I'm going to assume that you did not just sense that." "Sense what?" Volker was curious now. He held his blade close to his face and openly expressed his eagerness to know with his grin that somehow got even wider, this time to the point of being uncanny. "The Horn... I'm going to need you to move in the directions I tell you." The wielder had faith in his blade and quickly grabbed his things before treading to wherever Astraeus wanted him to go. ◆◆◆ His clothes were even dirtier and ripped from moving through the forest as hastily as he did. He examined his body to see if anything grazed him while he was running. Dammit, my clothes are somehow more of a wreck than they were before... Oh well! Volker studied the city from the outside and he was simply slack-jawed. On the outside of the gates he could easily see the guards and even some of the people entering and exiting the city. The guards Volker could see seemed incredibly serious, none of them expressing any kind of emotion. "Now what?" "Calmly approach one of the guards and show me to them. They'll deliver you to the king an-" Volker stopped listening after the sword said guards. I'll cheer them up. He was now dashing towards one of the inexpressive guards and leaping at him. Caught off-guard, the guard fell onto the ground after Volker playfully tackled him. Within seconds, a few of the surrounding guards snatched Volker off and took Astraeus out of his possession. "... All of you need to lighten up." After hearing his master say this, Astraeus started to glow white. Many of the guards shook their heads and one managed a chuckle before they realized that a sword glowing and being capable of communicating with its master is not too normal. The guard he tackled placed Astraeus back in its sheath and helped Volker up. "Follow me. The King is expecting you."
Given the "heroes are usually male" trope, it's not unjustified that the majority of the people called on an action fantasy quest weren't women.
*shrugs* Just noting it.
Wow i originally thought we were gonna be runnin low on people but this is gettin to become a pretty nice number 8D
I think it is worthy of noting that the RP is almost a sausage fest right now. One female to five males, six if you include the CS in the interest check.
Interested.
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