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I hope you don't mind that I'm handing out some quests! I'll moderate them and everything, I just hope you don't mind that I'm kinda taking a GMish type role here. If you do have any issues I'll stop right away :P
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If you're looking to roleplay, that's cool, if you can keep my interest. I get bored easily. Sell me.
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"Give me just a moment..." Artorius' eyes flickered out for a second, then sputtered back to life, "Ahhh yes, we do have several requests still pending, one of which comes from a woodsman not to far from here. The message briefly and vaguely describes some trouble with the local wildlife, but I'm sure you could figure it out. Would you be willing to undertake this task? It could be a good source of lumber for the reconstruction effort."
"Well... now oldest!" Artorius spoke "Ahh see Lilith, this one has manners! I like this one!"
"My name is Artorius, and don't you know it's rude to ask a disembodied head about his body (or lack thereof)?! EHeheheheheh!" The skull laughed relentlessly, he seemed almost giddy. "You wield a very strange magic.. it smells..." Artorius paused for a moment, "sniffing" the air, "it smells primal, feral. A wildling no doubt, you shall make a powerful ally and a terrible enemy. Just keep those fangs away from dear Lilith here and we'll be all set."
"My name is Artorius, and don't you know it's rude to ask a disembodied head about his body (or lack thereof)?! EHeheheheheh!" The skull laughed relentlessly, he seemed almost giddy. "You wield a very strange magic.. it smells..." Artorius paused for a moment, "sniffing" the air, "it smells primal, feral. A wildling no doubt, you shall make a powerful ally and a terrible enemy. Just keep those fangs away from dear Lilith here and we'll be all set."
(more or less Artorius)
Name: Artorius ???
Age: ??? (very old)
Species: ???
Bio: Artorius has been with the guild for as long as most can remember. The previous guild master always kept a watchful eye over him, although not many know why... A mystery at best, he has recently begun clamoring for a new body. Whether or not the guild members will heed his request remains to be seen.
Hiiiiii *waves* #questgiver ftw
"Well I could do a whole lot more if I just had a body..." Artorius commented almost longingly, "The previous guildmaster was such a prude about that. Now that Lilith is in charge, perhaps a change of attire is in order? Ehehehehehe! Any volunteers?" The skull cackled out. "In any event, you've gathered quite a motley crew here! Perhaps we could re-open the quest log? Although perhaps I'm getting a-HEAD of myself" He paused a moment to chatter at his own joke.
"The guild hall is looking rather... dumpy if I may say so. Perhaps we can get our sorcerous friends to raise a hammer and get this place back in functioning order. Or you could head to the nearby village and outsource some work, although I'm sure they'd want something in return. Or perhaps you could come up with a more... creative way to get this place back up and running. If you can just get the basic structure back in tact, I can work my magic (quite literally) and maintain the building almost cost free! (almost)"
"The guild hall is looking rather... dumpy if I may say so. Perhaps we can get our sorcerous friends to raise a hammer and get this place back in functioning order. Or you could head to the nearby village and outsource some work, although I'm sure they'd want something in return. Or perhaps you could come up with a more... creative way to get this place back up and running. If you can just get the basic structure back in tact, I can work my magic (quite literally) and maintain the building almost cost free! (almost)"
Blood magic spilled through the air and the overpowering stench of magic (discernible only to Artorius) roused him from his slumber. His eyes burned like coals once again and the skull began to chatter within the confines of Lilith's robes.
"I SMELL POWERFUL MAGICS!" The muffled voice rang out from behind a layer or two of fabric, "LILITH LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT THIS NEWCOMER!"
"I SMELL POWERFUL MAGICS!" The muffled voice rang out from behind a layer or two of fabric, "LILITH LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT THIS NEWCOMER!"
As Artorius spun around he cried out in anger.
"FEEBLED HUMANNNN YOU SHALL FEEEL MY WRAAAATTTTHHHH"
When Lilith finally stopped his spinning, the eyes had gone out, leaving only a normal looking skull on the counter.
"FEEBLED HUMANNNN YOU SHALL FEEEL MY WRAAAATTTTHHHH"
When Lilith finally stopped his spinning, the eyes had gone out, leaving only a normal looking skull on the counter.
"PUT ME DOWN FEEBLE HUMAN!"
Artorius chattered especially violently as he was manhandled by the starving man.
"JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY BODY BACK, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS ONCE A POWERFUL SORCERER!"
Artorius chattered especially violently as he was manhandled by the starving man.
"JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY BODY BACK, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS ONCE A POWERFUL SORCERER!"
"Ehehehe! Well if you join up with us, you'll be dead in no time!" The girl rushed by with a pitcher of water, completely ignoring the boisterous skull.
"Aww is that how you'll treat old Artorius? After everything we've been through together, you'll just ignore poor old me?" He added with a hint of disappointment as he was ignored.
"Hey Lilith, make sure you bring me his body when he does... expire. He's got a lovely rib cage, I'm sure it would play a lovely tune... Eheheheh!"
"Aww is that how you'll treat old Artorius? After everything we've been through together, you'll just ignore poor old me?" He added with a hint of disappointment as he was ignored.
"Hey Lilith, make sure you bring me his body when he does... expire. He's got a lovely rib cage, I'm sure it would play a lovely tune... Eheheheh!"
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