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You go through an agency?


Yeah. SideSlash DeathQuests Limited, apparently.
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Sometimes, but the jobs I take on tend to be dangerous no matter what.
*pulls out a large battering ram that has a hole in the smaller end and wields it like a massive tonfa*


Of course it is.
*Sighs*
I need a new agent after this.
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Yup! Was already in the Tavern and decided to bring aid.


Does SideSlash normally tell you the odds of these gigs killing you?
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Unfortunately that is not the case and it appears that I am in the right place.


Here for the quest?
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*walks into the base scratching my head looking annoyed by the music and crowd*
Did I walk into the wrong place?


If your aim is to stay out of trouble... looks like it.
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Let’s hear it for Lily and Joe, everyone!
*The concert-goers let out a thunderous, whooping cheer that drowns out the music and echoes over the valley below*


*Grumbles*
I hate this.
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Care to introduce yourselves, up-and-comers?


None of—
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*The doors to the base are burst open by a huge gust of wind, revealing a massive floating platform hovering outside the base holding several thousand people all partying under colorful lights blaring through the night sky*
There. It. Is!
*The crowd explodes into a roar of chaotic applause as music continues*


*Flexes each of my fingers and reaches into a newly-formed pair of black magic circles, retrieving identical dual pistols with square barrels, which appear to be whole-carved from a single piece of metal*
We better be getting paid for this.
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*You hear the low rumblings of music and the ecstatic cheers of a crowd*
Long story. Some people were expecting me to show up to a huge show. I didn’t, even though I was tempted, but it turned out to be bait and they’re after me. So, now the encore is coming to me. Now us.


Is this what you called about, or is this a bonus?
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*Outside the entrance to the building, a low rumbling can be both felt and heard, as something massive suddenly warps to the planet*
Me. Your timing is either terrible or horrendous. And if you’re here as my enemy, it’s both.


*Looks up, listening for anything identifiable*
That’s usually how it goes for us. What did we just walk into?
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