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8 yrs ago
Current I wanted lemon for the vodka so we built a greenhouse across from the library where all the books on summoning the apocalypse and proper hallucinogen etiquette sit. Sweden is lovely this time of year.
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8 yrs ago
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. -Steve Martin
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9 yrs ago
I want to leave this world the same way I came in; screaming and covered in someone else's blood.
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9 yrs ago
You would rather have a Lexus, some justice, a dream or some substance? / A Beamer, a necklace or freedom? -Dead Prez
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ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɢ ᴀ ᴢ ᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ɴ ᴛ ᴏ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ᴀ ʙ ʏ s s ᴛʜᴇ ᴀ ʙ ʏ s s ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴀᴢᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀ ᴛ ʏ ᴏ ᴜ



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In o.O; 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Long ago an idea happened upon a great man. A great idea. He began collecting suitable soldiers to carry out his idea. They strived for only humor, folly, great writing and trolling. They were artful, crafty. The webbed the internet so hard that they became vain in their power. They became reckless and unappreciative of the goodness that surrounded them.

These times were a cacophony of spamfics and original ideas. Gifs of glitter and putting people in their places with million dollar words and a sly turn of phrase. The internet's best found it's way into the walls of spam and we rejoiced. We gorged on the beauty.

But then it happened. The darkness came when a great wind hurled itself across the forum and blew apart our past. Our cred. Our original join dates. We have no way of knowing who was friends with which mods. We have no way of knowing how we would drag ourselves through this darkened pit of newbie debauchery and unrecognizable vag pics. They come here in throngs. These people. Are they cool? How can I know? There are no threads dedicated to their mastery linked in their signatures.

They consume the pages and turn the once jovial and lackadaisical friends into twitching haters. I blame them not. I twitch at the youths. I hate the unchecked use of your and you're. I feel your pain. But we shall wait. We shall hide in the recess of Skype and dote on your idiocy without providing any encouragment. We will rise again.
I'm going to post shortly. I think most people are probably just waiting for something to react to and I can give some people something to work with. I'm assuming no one is to concerned with post order; especially not at this stage.
I'm reworking Linwe and I will have my character sheet up shortly. I'm going Wild'har so the human majority will start to balance a little. I bet Panda would play if we could find him. I really liked his character.
I love him.
OoOoOoOoOoh....are you playing Iano? I want to play Linwe!

(I actually saved both Iano and Linwe character sheets from Old Guild)
Idlehands, super sad to lose you but I totally understand and thanks for letting us know! Everyone else, specifically Camarilla, I am going to wait another day or two for Hellis and OmegaX to post up and then I am going to move ahead with the meeting so we can get the ball rolling.
Nicotine said
I've never read or seen the comic Fables, but I was inspired by some elements from The Wolf Among Us. That being said, this will be an original universe with new characters.I would prefer you play an original character, but if you want to play as a fairy-tale character like Dorothy, feel free to make a Character Sheet.


The Wolf Among Us is an off shoot of Fables. In the comic if a character can no longer pay for "glamour" or keep their identity a secret they are shipped off the Farm. I love Fables. I may be in.
I'm in.
Her life had become wrapped up in banal and fate deprecating repetitions. If it wasn’t for that exact moment that had brought them here, her dull life would have seemed enough, but that had not been their path. It was their joint experience that left her life on one path and her mind constantly wandered down animalistic trails. These trails trickled into perceived true religious fervor and found their confines in esoteric corners that made for dull conversations that only really picked a pace when held alone. It was a deep secret and cherished place in which she longed for when they had battled for something worthy. If anyone had asked, that is why she was here.

But, it was more than that too. She had truly seen the touch of the Gods in those moments. She glimpsed what power the smallest sliver of fiend flesh could create with the proper influence (She couldn’t voice it as influence. She couldn’t dictate what it stemmed from as it was never explicitly clear. This was an unanswered question that had persistently licked at her thoughts to occasional degrees of unhealthy obsession). Her life had been dedicated to studying tomes full of stories that her people preached. Irrational stories that were held together with the thin strands of faith, made strong with a yearning for something else. That was her life, but her mind…her mind forfeited to the truth of sighted belief and delved deeper into the reanalyzing of the tomes of Noteyalis and invocations long since broken by something yet sleeping in her ignorance.

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The first of us drove a melody deep into the terrain and blessed the mud with such a joy that water delivered upon the newly birthed shoreline. But that song instilled an unquenchable need for life. A goodness and purity that gnawed at the dying sand until the tree was born.
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She had been staring off at where she instinctively knew the seven stars of the exiled destinies would be reaching out in the darkening sky. Lashes, thick and dark in contrast to the glimmering blue they trembled across, gave way to a focusing gaze that finally removed itself from the sheltered constellations and thoughts. She didn’t know how long she had been indulging their past in favor of their tragically jinxed present. She turned her attention briefly to each of them. Perhaps she did not know of their current lives, as she glimpsed at each of them this came as a stunning realization. There was something else there though, connections that surpassed the trivialities of daily life; connections like those creatures that had taken permanent dwelling in her nightmares. Those whispering ghouls that sometimes wink from the shadow of her mind.

“Perhaps a challenge of bow, sword, brawn at this festival? Fun for the citizens who want to jump in on the Guardian bandwagon? A festive release of anger, revenge?” Even with her face uncovered in the presence of proven companions her expression was hard to read. Her lips were curled into a deceptively playful expression, unaccustomed to visibility that masked the more serious planning already tussling about her mind and glittering in her traveling stare. Her smirk calmed into what could only be called a serious smile while she nodded her head and continued, “Plus, A few important citizens would be flattered to be held as honorable judges of the competitions.”

Was this trivial? Maybe just a little. A faith affirming battle of the gods? Perhaps not entirely. But a good poke at death never hurt those chosen to fill the chairs of the dead. There was no better way to poke at death than to surround yourself with the creators of your fortune and murderers of your predecessors accompanied with the intoxication of festival. It sounded delightful and she had needed a reason to touch up the tattoos that claimed a surprising portion of her torso.
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